hey mother fuckers i am retiring this journal my new name is LordWurm so add me if you want

brilliant deduction: girls fuck your shit up.

look at you two morose mother fuckers...smells like someone shit in their cereal bong!

Warning! the following contains portions of my daily life ( Read more... )

The large majority of the people on my friends list suck ass and they never reply to any of my comments or posts, it is for this reason that i believe i shall drastically decrease my livejournal use (even though i rarely if ever post).

i just got a fucking job at subway...i got you good fucker

scenario: you're watching the news one day and the latest story informs you that a meteor the size of the state of arizona is undoubtably going to hit the Earth in about 1 year....

what would you do?

*insert emo lyrics*

Beaten to death ( Read more... )

Or what was left of one, pieces in a bag
Blood is everywhere what a retched sight
Cut up really small by a razor sharp knife
lying in the garbage no one else knows
What I have found, what should I do
Take it to the police or make it into stew
This was an evil committed by the insane
Looking down laughing, I am the same