I just realized...
...I never posted an application. Well, since I am the Pope now, I shouldn't have to. But I might as well, anyway. You all might learn a thing or two about me!
=Where did you hear about this community: I found it somewhere. I don't remember.
=The stuff we don't really care about...
+Name; First, Middle, and Last: Usamah bin Muhammad bin Awad bin Ladin, but you can call me Osama bin Laden.
+Birthdate (MM-DD-YY): March 10, 1957
+Residence: Vatican City
=Favorites:
+Website? Wikipedia =)
+Catch phrase? "I cheated on Saddam with a short green female alien."
+Sexual Position? Why?
=Random Questions:
+How many times a day do you brush your teeth?: None. When I was instated as Pope, my teeth were removed and replaced with teeth made of pure gold.
+Describe yourself in a monosyllabic word: Pope.
+If you were an animal, what would you be?: Manta ray. Those things are fucking AWESOME.
+If you were a condom, what kind would you be?: Condoms are against the teachings of almighty Allah!
+Two people you'd like to stab and why?: George Dubya, because his stupidity makes my brain want to implode. And Jesus. Just because.
+If you could be a superhero, what would your superpower be? And explain: I would be the INCREDIBLE TURBAN MAN, with the power to turn my enemies into turbans. Turbans are cool =)
+One thing you're deathly afraid of and why? (Let us laugh at your expense): Butterflies. I had a bad experience with one when I was seven. Beyond that, you don't need to know.
+Tell us a joke: Two cardinals are walking down the street in Vatican City. One turns to the other and says, "Guess who's talking about you."
"Who?" asks the other.
"No one."
=Post atleast 3 pictures of yourself.
This is me, I'm sure you'll all recognize it.
I'm the one on the very right. This was me when I was in college.
This is me when I'm in my Pope getup.
=Where did you hear about this community: I found it somewhere. I don't remember.
=The stuff we don't really care about...
+Name; First, Middle, and Last: Usamah bin Muhammad bin Awad bin Ladin, but you can call me Osama bin Laden.
+Birthdate (MM-DD-YY): March 10, 1957
+Residence: Vatican City
=Favorites:
+Website? Wikipedia =)
+Catch phrase? "I cheated on Saddam with a short green female alien."
+Sexual Position? Why?
=Random Questions:
+How many times a day do you brush your teeth?: None. When I was instated as Pope, my teeth were removed and replaced with teeth made of pure gold.
+Describe yourself in a monosyllabic word: Pope.
+If you were an animal, what would you be?: Manta ray. Those things are fucking AWESOME.
+If you were a condom, what kind would you be?: Condoms are against the teachings of almighty Allah!
+Two people you'd like to stab and why?: George Dubya, because his stupidity makes my brain want to implode. And Jesus. Just because.
+If you could be a superhero, what would your superpower be? And explain: I would be the INCREDIBLE TURBAN MAN, with the power to turn my enemies into turbans. Turbans are cool =)
+One thing you're deathly afraid of and why? (Let us laugh at your expense): Butterflies. I had a bad experience with one when I was seven. Beyond that, you don't need to know.
+Tell us a joke: Two cardinals are walking down the street in Vatican City. One turns to the other and says, "Guess who's talking about you."
"Who?" asks the other.
"No one."
=Post atleast 3 pictures of yourself.
This is me, I'm sure you'll all recognize it.
I'm the one on the very right. This was me when I was in college.
This is me when I'm in my Pope getup.