Put the Horse Before the Cart (Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, Chastity)

[theswearingkind]

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[skoosiepants]

so hilariously cute :)

[theswearingkind]

thank you! :D

[cellophne_chst]

dude, seriously. That was great.

[theswearingkind]

oh, thank you!

[karisma94]

????????????? wait so his parents just went on a wedsite and found him a lover if nothing else the they have to get married is that what chasity means????????????? i think its time to bring out the dictionary

[silentcs]

I don't care if you wrote this over a year ago, I have to comment because I LOVE IT SO.

seriously, the idea of Patrick as a waiting-for-marriage Mail Order bride is ridiculously awesome. It appeals to my love of cliche romances. And is hilarious to boot.

“Jesus,” Pete says, “did everybody know?”
It’s quiet for a second, then pretty much everybody says yeah. Brendon, apparently, was out of the loop.

Probably my favorite part! right after the bit where his mother tells him she picked Patrick out of the catalogue since she knew that he liked redheads! <3

[theswearingkind]

Thank you so much! I too love a good romantic cliche. They are intensely satisfying to play around with. :)