From time to time I get creative. And honor other creators.

[7bridgesroad]

For crying out loud people, no, I did not write this.  The real shame is that the author's book sucked rocks.  Evidently he should have stuck with the witty 33-liners.

The Voice of Reason's Minor List of Life's Little Accomplishments

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my

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[jenarael]

You would have someone to drive you if you'd just call them to let then know. Ahem.

[7bridgesroad]

Point taken. Though I was sadly unaware of your vehicular situation. Besides, did you really want to be exposed :) to a triple-visioned, light-headed, staggering buffoon? Wait, that was probably rather funny to watch.

I apologize for depriving you of your right to see me act afool. To think they let me leave the office like that. Oh, the shame...

But look at it this way, today is my "day after" and I'm going to call you later. I think this is progress for me, n'est ce pas?