I have done something I am not exactly proud of. It all started with the solemn vow to be proficient witth Adobe Photoshop CS.
And I ended up making a MISTRANSLATION / YAOI-TRANSLATION of Naruto's chapter 97 (where Naruto and my boyfriend Shikamaru stop Gaara from making Lee ded).
I appropriately name this forbidden chapter... Gaara's Porn Star Past
NC-17, due to language and "plot."
Disclaimer: THIS is what would have happened if I did own Naruto.