I am an oyster! OR I did surgery on myself!

Oct 30, 2005 18:57

I have had this bump on the inside of my cheek since at least 1982. I remember a dentist making note of it on a map of my mouth before my mission. Sometimes, not very often, I actually bite it! It just bugs me and I want it gone!
Behind the cut are the cool details, but I like really gross and gory stuff, so you decide!

Recently it has seemed bigger or closer to the surface maybe. Well, I got mad at it and tried to stab it with a needle. Nothing happened, but it didn't hurt either. The next day, yesterday, I really lost it. I tried to stab it again and realized it was hard as a rock, this bump was. I broke a bit of the skin on the top of the bump and squeezed. Out came this thing. Hard as a rock, amber colored. I got a bright light and a magnifying glass. It looks like a piece of amber colored glass. Light shines through it. It is an amber gem stone that I created! I am an oyster!!
The spot is healing up just fine and the bump is gone.
Now was that cool or what?
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