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[7thsunrising]

So, if I'm reading things correctly, and I think I am, I have just one question:

Is everyone in this school bent but me?!

I mean, I'm happy for everyone if they're happy, but this is severely limiting my chances of finding someone to snog.

Comments

[toujourspursang]

I'm certainly not bent.

Though I sincerely doubt that James Potter is actually bent; he's spent way too long mooning over that Evans Mudb- girl to be content snogging Sirius.

[dreamily_gifted]

Oh, do you like Ginny then?

[toujourspursang]

Of course not! She's a Gryffindor, and a blood traitor besides.

[dreamily_gifted]

Good because I rather doubt she'd like you. You're a Slytherin, after all.

[blessed_broc]

I was about to say "I'm not!" But then I realised that defeated the purpose behind your question haha I'm sure you'll be able to find someone! It might just... take a little bit longer?

[7thsunrising]

I guess... I'm just very impatient!

[very_big_boned]

Most o' the people I see don't look bent. Maybe they slouch a bit but I dun think that's any reason ter call'em bent...

[7thsunrising]

...

Maybe you aren't old enough for me to explain this, Rubeus.

[very_big_boned]

Did I get it wrong?

[7thsunrising]

People who are bent are... Queer. You understand?

[will_to_power37]

Well I am certainly not, however it does baffle me that so many seem to be. I understand your concern over it though! Maybe I can help alleviate your worries.

[7thsunrising]

S'just odd, is all. It seems to be about half the school by now. No because you are a GREEN person, and my brothers would KILL me.

[will_to_power37]

I seem to immune at least but yes, it really is odd. You would expect it from some people but a few others ...make one a little worried about whether some new hysteria is breaking out among the male populace. Not all of us "green" people are evil or Gryffindor haters, I assure you. And what people don't know won't hurt them. Just a thought.

((ooc: technically he's not lying....))

[7thsunrising]

I would honestly not be surprised if James Potter was slipping something into the morning pumpkin juice. I refuse to be somebody's dirty little secret.

[teddy_black]

I don't think it's quite fair to assume that people have to choose one gender or the other.

Can't it be both?

I mean, you love whom you love, right?

[7thsunrising]

True. It just seems that all the available guys are going bent, and I happen to prefer blokes.

[teddy_black]

I guess that does sort of limit your choices, then...

What about Oliver? I haven't seen him with any other blokes.

[7thsunrising]

I'll just have to be a little more aggressive.

That's not a bad idea, but I'd have to actually talk to him first.