If any of you a-holes have any experience writing/editing/reviewing resumes, I am willing to pay you a small fee for your services. To give you an idea what you may be up against, I am attempting to garner for myself a summer internship with one of the more prominent local companies. My first choice, based on a few important circumstances, is General Dynamics, followed closely by the Big Three, TRW, Masco, Borg Warner, Textron, Dupont, and Henkel.
Now for the *really* bad news. My GPA, due to a fucking stupid clerical error at WSU, is a full point below what it should be, and therefore should not be included on a resume (I am in the middle of figuring out my Major GPA, which will be significantly higher). Also, my extracurricular activity has all taken place in the last couple of months, and is limited to SIFE (Students in Free Enterprise) activities. The coup de grace: my work experience is limited to being a checkout supervisor for Troy K-Mart for two years and serving and bartending for the following four. Save me, and you will own me.
Email me if you can help. In utterly unrelated news, James Hetfield is Dave Mustaine's bitch.