Totally Hawt Potter Love - Part three

[ghostofbambi]

Part three! This is all for now! There is a Remus/Sirius sex scene that I credit totally to cgn and her infinite awesomeness.

Disclaimer and Author’s note: Any name you recognize belongs to J.K Rowling. Just in case you missed the last two author’s notes, this is a god damned parody. If somebody reviews and tells me that I’m a terrible, clichéd

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[annabtg]

I couldn't access the third chapter on FF.net so I'm reviewing here instead.

Still lots of fun. Love the way you're parodying (is that the word? :S) everything! XD
You failed to describe STUPIDBITCH and GOSHAGYOURSELFSLUT, though. I want to read all about their long, naturally platinum-blond hair, their crystal clear sapphire eyes, and their Hot Topic outfits.

(Nah, not really.)

Will be waiting for the next chapter!

Hugs,
Anna.

[ghostofbambi]

Yay! You reviewed! I love reviews!

Fear not, chapter four is filled with STUPIDBITCH and GOSHAGYOURSELF SLUT, and all of their glorious talents/looks/trendy Gucci bags/etc. I also (because of a suggestion amde by another reviewer) have decided to introduce James's twin sister, who weirdly happens to have a different father even though they're twins. Her name is Midnight Raven Riddle.

Next chapter is coming within a few days!

[cgn]

Will leave a proper review on FFn once I've gotten some sleep (!). I think it's a sign that I forgot I'd helped come up with the book!sex scene. >.< Love love love!

[ghostofbambi]

Oh, you're funny. You came up with the scene, silly! I just suggested the sex part! And I'll be waiting for a review after you're fully rested.

I would have called you back last night, but my dad was coming up the stairs and I didn't want to get into trouble, so I went down and watched Skins instead X)