More Chewing Out of Fangirls!

[musicaddict12]

Hello Again! 
The other night, my friend and I were poking through the dark depths of ff.net in order to find stories to mock.  It was there that we came across an out-of-canon Aboosive!James fic so disturbing, that I decided to write a letter from dear Prongs, to the fangirls. Here is the result. Hope you all enjoy! 
Oh, and sorry about the random

Comments

[wrenifer]

That was sooo awesome. Thanks it really brightened my day and made me smile. Here here for the remember Peter Club. I swear to god people forget him all the time.

[musicaddict12]

Yeah, I know. It makes me so mad when Peter either only has one sentence in the entire fic, or has a footnote with "one day Peter got lost LOLZ." He used to be their best friend, you know! *breathes*
Glad you liked it so much! I had lots of fun writing it.

[cant_talk_pizza]

LOL.

ahahah

[anonymous]

'Mortal enemies is not kinky foreplay code for “let’s do it in the broom closet.” ' Oh goodness, you are hillarious, all of this makes me laugh, but really, wow, just wow. Thank you.

Re: ahahah

[anonymous]

Thanks so much! :)

[aroniwen]

Loved it, a perfect follow-up to Lily's letter. Poor James, although he seems quite able to defend himself. Although, you might want to give the planks a break on #6. It must be challenging for them to write something as far beyond their intelligence level as a [i]mature[/i] two year old- how would they ever portray an intelligent 17 year old?

Thanks!

"fan"-bloody-tastic!

[anonymous]

This was totally awesome, i mean how can they even call themselves fans anyway?! They clearly have absolutely NO and i mean N-O idea at all. They totally deserved that ripping, I'm surprised you could be so restrained in fact, plus it so funny you wrote it from an in-character James, hilarious! I love you so much right now. Keep up the good fight!