Comments | 7thyeartrain: Lily Evans and her perfect posse of pretty patrons(incidentally all named Sue....coincidence?)

miss_xdivine in 7thyeartrain

Lily Evans and her perfect posse of pretty patrons(incidentally all named Sue....coincidence?)

May 09, 2006 17:13

Well. Now you've recovered from my awful alliteration (^_^)....
I've just had the 'pleasure' of reading a fic mentioned by

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shanzehb May 10 2006, 19:34:42 UTC

You are so right!!!! I have seen the whole

"- CrazyPlayerAbsolutelyFlawlessTomboy!Sue with Sirius
- QuietReservedIntelligentRationalGeek!Sue with Remus
- Overly'Fiery'GeniusCLONEofSirius'Girl!Lily with James" thing too many times to count.

miss_xdivine May 10 2006, 19:39:13 UTC

^_^ Glad you agree. Siriusly (Im so witty....) there must be some handbook we're missing out on to describe these Planks.

ow200 May 10 2006, 19:37:27 UTC

OMG! How can you say the Ice Maidens was a bad story, it was lyk so amzin, i luvd it SOOO much, i luved all dose caracters.... Lly sounds so preti, i wish i lked like her, nd james is so da buffest, james is btr den paddy....... drooooul....

:D HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!! Your rant is a GOD SENT MESSAGE! IT IS THE HONEST TRUTH, A MESSAGE TO ALL SUPPORTERS OF PLANKS OUT THERE..... GAWD....! I am guilty of some stuff, but....... those type of fics, THEY MAKE ME WANT TO BLOODY CRY THEY ARE THAT BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you :D xxx

miss_xdivine May 10 2006, 19:44:37 UTC

Hey IM guilty of a few things that are cliche. But those fics *shudders*. They make me want to chew off my own arm and beat myself unconscious. Im glad you liked the rant and that you agree with the stuff I wrote ^_^

ow200 May 10 2006, 20:13:26 UTC

I read the story you based the rant on..... GOOD GOD! I was ASTOUNDED at the "author"'s lack of ANY talent.... I swear... it almost made me cry!!!!

miss_xdivine May 10 2006, 20:17:01 UTC

*Grins* The only way I can stomach it is if I either listen to some metal or close my eyes! What annoys me, is that the author gets all these reviews from people who actually like the story! Whats up with that?

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meringue_kiss May 10 2006, 21:22:17 UTC

The Ice Queens story weird thing is scaring me. A lot ( ... )

dis_netis May 11 2006, 10:23:21 UTC

Actually that drama you've just detailed looks quite funny... The whole incest thing cracks me up!

To Lazy To Log In anonymous May 11 2006, 11:57:18 UTC

Wah That pooping story made me cry like a microscopic bumbling ant! GAH! Lara is lyk so totally awe-aw-aw-awsome with a capital "A" that is Major Collo! And lyk curves in the right places! I'd kill for that i'm like 140 kilograms!

It made me gag when one of the reviewers worte: " Nice character Development"

WHAT THE BOH-LUH-DDY HELL? SUESUESUESUE and insertation of Mary! I swear i may just have the guts to right a Marauder and the 'Ice Bitches' paraody!
I hope she gets 700000000000 flames!
Raven

anonymous May 15 2006, 01:16:24 UTC

This site is hilarious and I'm glad that someone finally addressed the deteriorating of LJ fanfics. One thing, though, is that every critiques Lily's character in bad fanfics, but no one really addressed James yet. I hate how in some fanfics that every girl wants to go out with him and he has his own FAN CLUB apparently. Ordinary students do not have fanclubs, and if they are such "players" obviously more than one girl (Lily) would dislike them! Also I hate when James is callous, unfeeling, and a major jerk to Lily unless it is a clever plot technique to hide his own feelings. umm... hello? He has a massive crush on her, and he doesn't think she is some pathetic excuse for a human being. And usually in these poorly written fanfics James is some sort of uber-genius, whereas Lily, the responsible HEAD GIRL, is failing Transfiguration, of course and never a more plausible subject. It just really bugs me when Lily is portrayed as not very bright, because obviously she was smart enough to be the top of her class in a very gifted school!! ( ... )