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[simply2smashing]

Hey all, I’m Molly.

I’m relatively new to actually writing fanfic, and I’m rather ashamed to admit that I committed a pathetically absurd amount of complete and total, utterly disgusting cannon rape.

Really. It was terrible.

I took a short break for fanfiction, then after a year, came back. I re-read my stories, looked over my favorites list

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[cgn]

Welcome, welcome! A superb introductory rant! I agree with you 100 percent. Lily cutting herself is completely contradictory to canon. You know, that only slightly important scene where Lily is shown. It's only the single scene she ever makes an apperance in. *stabbity stab stab*

God, but those stories are terrible. These opening paragraphs alone...
Lily lifted her forest green eyes that were filled with so much shadows and anguish that it hurts to look into them.
...
Her mouth was large with full bee stung, shapely lips.

Those sound painful, for one. And the eyes? And her curves?! ACK!

And then that disclaimer in the second:
Disclaimer: No one really owns anything, it’s all God’s. He put us here, he gives us ideas, he takes us from here when it is our time. If Harry Potter did belong to anyone on Earth it is J. K. Rowling’s.
Are you fucking kidding me?!

I can't do the third, as I don't speak French, but I'm sure it's awful.

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Thanks!

Yeah, the "full be stung lips" bit really got me. I mean, such wonderful imagery! A thousand angry yellow-jackets attacking her face because shes so terriby uncannon.

[cgn]

Hah! (I actually laughed at that. Hehe. I want to see that very badly. Headline: CanonRape!Lily Stung By Bees!")

Also: Icon love!

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Thanks :P

[pumaful]

*grins*
Well, I see you passed rehab with flying colours. Welcome to the gravy train! *sniggers at pun*
Wow. I'm impressed. I've read some shite stories in my time, but phoar. That one deserves the emo icon.
Lily lifted her forest green eyes that were filled with so much shadows and anguish that it hurts to look into them.
At least she got the colour right unlike some Warner Brothers that I could name *growls*.
But, man. Her poetry? *winces*

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Eyes really are painful things, aren't they?

[annabtg]

Hi Molly,

first of all, welcome!

Second: CONGRATULATIONS on leaving the Plank (see previous posts for reference) level and discovering the true nature of HP fanfic. If only everyone could do the same. You're a bright example. *pats you*

I liked your rant. You're very right.

So, let's see these fics you've linked to...

Story #1

At first I thought this has started off okay. Maybe the loose clothing was some kind of fashion statement... (Although then I saw "so as not to show the curves that they concealed" and had a flashback to that story Cath had linked to.)

Then some little details started to throw me off, such as "Binky had large violet eyes and wore clothes instead of loincloths," 20 YEARS BEFORE DOBBY. (or so.)

And then, the truest horror of all:

“That’s it slut. How many of those freaks have you let between your thighs huh?”

Um, ya know, this sounds like something a perverted husband would say. Not a perverted father.

And it only went downhill from there.

James Potter. Tears filled her eyes as she reached up to see

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These people are so crazy, its unreal.

But Im totally afraid of life, too. With my wonderful curves and hot stalker-ish boyfriend, how could I ever possibly want to continue on with life?

[prettiermusings]

Yay! Congratulations for leaving the dark side! And great rant, by the way. I completely agree.

Did she pop a few Zoloft and tear violently at her forearm while screaming some not-yet-written Evanescence song?

No, she did not.

LMAO! I was talking on the phone with my friend and randomly burst out laughing, causing her to question my sanity. Again.

[wrenifer]

Thank you for the rant. When I read the subject the first thing I thought was "Preach On". Every time I read about cutting I have to stop. So very uncannon! Those stories were completely horrible but thanks for showing some examples once I started reading your rant I thought of a bunch more but I couldn't think of the names. Anyway welcome and thanks again.

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And theres so many of them! Its insane!