Totally Hawt Potter Love

[ghostofbambi]

So I wrote a parody fic, and I've got three of five chapters finished. I though I'd post them here for your enjoyment, sports fans!

Author’s note and disclaimer: This is a parody. If anyone dares to think that I would ever write this tosh and call it serious fiction, they’re barking. Please do enjoy, and be kind enough to review at the end because I

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[cant_talk_pizza]

*FALLS OVER DEAD FROM LAUGHTER*

Brill, Sarah. :]

[ghostofbambi]

Thank you! I love getting nice reviews, it makes my day (especially when my day has been double shitty, like today).

[x_racheelia_x]

Okay, so I just read all three of the chapters at once (never mind that I read them backwards) and I must say I've come to the conclusion that you're a comical genius. :D

But whilst it's hilarious we still have to remember the underlying issue; that out there, all over the world, there are people who geniunely seem to believe that these plotlines and characterisations actually make for good fic. *weeps for the human race*

[ghostofbambi]

I'm not really, but anger at Planks just happens to bring out my funny side. What can I say, I'm insane!

*stabs the human race with knitting needles* I would pity these talentless, deluded people very much, if I didn't hate them with such a burning passion. But eh, at least we're all safe from Plankitis in this community.

[prettiermusings]

*dies laughing* This is BRILLIANT. Must go read the other two chapters now. :D

[ghostofbambi]

Kate! As long as you and vea like it, then I'm happy!

[aroniwen]

Wait, I think I've read this somewhere...? Are you sure you haven't plagerized this??

Sorry. This was freaking hilarious. I love it. Especially the pop culture refrences which won't make any sense until twenty-five years after their death. I love it when the planks include those. Really.

But... the suspense is killing me and I just HAVE to read the next part.

"i hat u! cliffie's are teh wrst! jjk, luv u! post soon!"

[ghostofbambi]

Well, erm, yeah... I might have stolen ideas from about 5,000,000 other fics, but I feel like I am at perfect liberty to.

I have more references to come! I love writing them, and then blatantly pointing out that they're complete bollox. I've mentioned The Babysitters Club in chapter four, which I find amusing because I used to love those books :)

"Lyk, I am lyk, soooooo busy being a loser rite nw, so ill try updat as soon as poss, yar?!"

Kidding, I've nearly finished the update. :P

[maraudersaffair]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

I especially love Remus' lines!

Oh, god -- I can't breaahte!!