The auditorium had been made to look like many things in the past, but Tsunade surveyed the buntings and fripperies draping it tonight through a mildly inebriated haze and nodded to herself in satisfaction: Shizune had done good work. It probably helped that they had one of the world's best set designers on staff, too, now that she thought about ( Read more... )

Who: Naruto, the 'Girls' (ie drag queens), anybody who wants to show~~
Where: Queens Supreme
What: Pre-Hallowe'en party time goodness! Rotating musical awesome! Candy! Costumes!
When: Saturday 29th October, 1988
Notes: YARRRRRRR! 8D ( Read more... )

Who: Genma and Sakura
Where: Hell Genma's Office
When: Late at night on a Friday
What: Sakura does something no sane student would
Warnings: None?

( She prayed Genma didn't have a heart attack, but if he did he was in good hands. Sakura knew CPR. )

( Sheng ri kuai le, Naruto. ♥ )

Who: YOU, MOTHAHF@#$%^&!!! And all of your friends.
Where: The Clover Club, NYC
When: October 8th, 1988. 9:30pm-ish
What: The Bondage Fundraiser for the Rape Crisis Center/Naruto's Public Birthday Bash
Warnings: Tem takes off her shirt. Known side effects include distraction, nosebleeds and spontaneous erections. View at your own risk.

( The day had morphed into night within a blink of Temari’s heavily blackened eye... )

As soon as Ino could ditch the crutches, she knew it was time to go out and play. It was depressing having to sit around her room, batting off cats, and not having much to do beyond getting Shikamaru to drag her to various places. Everyone, it seemed, was down lately because of one thing or another. Whether it was Obito or personal stresses no one ( Read more... )

( She was the last one to play. )

Left on Tsunade's answering machine:

"Hellooo, this is Haku Pietrovsky. There's been, uh. A family emergency, and I'll be out of town for a while. I... don't know about a phone number where I can be reached. Umm, that's all. Thanks. Bye."

A note left on Sakura's bed:

"Hey, Sweety, thanks for the help! Genma was actually happy with my ( Read more... )

Who: Temari and Kiba
Where: Tsunade's office/Kiba's ancestral home via the internets the telephone
When: September 29th, 1988. 9/10pm ish
What: A three-hour telephone call about...nothing.
Warnings: Seriously, they don't talk about ANYTHING. And yet still managed to fill 9,000+ words of straight dialog.
Musical Guest Stars: 'Do re mi' by Woody ( Read more... )

Who: Temari and Kiba
Where: Kiba's room, the Summer House of Awesome and Awkward
When: August 25th/26th 1988, the night following Obito's wake
What: Utterly crushed by the day, Tem seeks out someone warmer than her
Warnings: This log contains absolutely no banging. Not even makeouts. I am frankly disappointed in them.

( I am so fucked )