*pops in new mix tape of The Hampster Dance Remix recorded over and over taking up the entirety of the CDR; next i place it into boombox and turn up da bass to add some funky kick to it and i proceed by putting on new adidas sportswear out of the 2003 catalouge (because we all know retro is so 5 minutes ago) andstrapping on my brown k-swiss with the spinners on the heels; next i begin chanting, "Your God has slayed me from his tall golden throne of unforgiving thorns and side cramps!" all while marching around in a spontaneous-like manner and stopping every few minutes to make a roundabout circle like a jet plane leaving port and raising to maximum altitude then go back to the spontaneous manner of my so called 'dancing?' then i 2way my boy lil ro' and ma girl twanshya-alkinura binnoruki smith and ask them if they would like to go bowling with me, but they refuse instantly and call me a "white boy" and a "cracka ass hoe"..? (I dont know whats gotten into my doobie rollin buddys these days.) since those plans failed miserably i
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u r so rite
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