I AM SO GLAD YOU GET TO KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND AND THAT HE DOESN'T SUCK SO MUCH. I'm a huge fan of you two. Seriously. I feel like I get to vicariously live through the fact that you just made out with a guy. Except not when he comes to Boomerang. Sorry Tay. No. Friend time and boy time need to be DIVIDED.
But Friday was fantastic. AND. Are you still being a housewife tomorrow 'cause I ammmm.
hahha dude. thanks. i'm glad my boyfriend doesn't suck so much either and he's not a bad kisser at all and did you know : he is the first of my boyfriends that i have kissed more than once on separate occasions. hahaha. dude. i dunno WHAT i'm doing about tomorrow. i might be mr. nickels. hahahahaha
Oh come on, did you really think I wasn't going to be cynical? :D
Alright, alright, I'll cut you a break: I'm really happy for you and TAY TAY because you actually LIKE him and he LIKES you and it's happeh happeh joy joy. And I saw your boobies on Saturday night. And I was like "whoa" and your mom was like "I HAVE HOSE" and I blew up a balloon.
Oh dude, i dont know but like, you are probably not aware that i had to tape it to fit into that shit
and by tape it
i mean masking tape it
Also, i know that whole thing is bullshit because you commented at the time on how i dress right so you clearly do not know your head from a hole in the ground. or my dick from a whole in your... vagina? i ont e'en kna.
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I'm a huge fan of you two. Seriously. I feel like I get to vicariously live through the fact that you just made out with a guy. Except not when he comes to Boomerang. Sorry Tay. No. Friend time and boy time need to be DIVIDED.
But Friday was fantastic. AND. Are you still being a housewife tomorrow 'cause I ammmm.
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my heart is racing for you!
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*projectile vomits*
Oh come on, did you really think I wasn't going to be cynical? :D
Alright, alright, I'll cut you a break: I'm really happy for you and TAY TAY because you actually LIKE him and he LIKES you and it's happeh happeh joy joy. And I saw your boobies on Saturday night. And I was like "whoa" and your mom was like "I HAVE HOSE" and I blew up a balloon.
....Clearly this isn't going anywhere. <3
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and by tape it
i mean masking tape it
Also, i know that whole thing is bullshit because you commented at the time on how i dress right so you clearly do not know your head from a hole in the ground. or my dick from a whole in your... vagina? i ont e'en kna.
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