I am a dork for at least two of the fallowing reasons:

1. I TiVo every episode of the McLaughlin Group on PBS
2. If have found that eggs from free range grain feed chickens are actually worth paying more for because they taste a little better, the yolk doesn’t break whenever fry them, and they’re bigger.

dear modern dermatology,
my scalp and my ego thank you.

Now on to other issues…. For the past month I have a working a few nights a week on the night shift which is 11 PM to 7 AM and hate it. Thank goodness tonight is that last night.

Sorry folks. That’s all I got.

There once was a gentleman who ate onions.
His mother suffered from foot bunions.
Worries ate him inside.
He had no where to hide
So his mother bought him his muffins.

Okay, so it’s been a while. My goodness time sure flies by doesn’t it? I’m throwin’ a bone here.

The End.

My job just keeps getting more and more boring. I don’t know how much longer I can keep on doing this. I’ve just gotta keep reminding myself that there is a light at the end of the tunnel and graduation is just a semester away (cross your fingers) Things will change. This is not how the rest of my life is going to be ( Read more... )

Dear Jordan,
Your are a stupid lazy ass mother who deserves to a smacked on the head with a frying pan. When will you grow up and stop being a waste of space good for nothing jerk off?

Sincerely,
Yourself

i started a new book last week. i'm about half way through the thing and havent opend it back up since then. its just sitting on my coffee table. unfinished tasks, half read books...all to familer. that a bit of a bummer but these cheesey pick up lines did make me laugh. some of them i don't really get ( Read more... )

May your Valentines Day be filled with flowers, and boxes of chocolate, and teddy bares, and perfume scented cards from your lover(s).

The End

Put Your iPod on Shuffle and Note the First 15 Songs ( Read more... )

christmas: quite merry indeed (i cant wait to show you all my new ipod nano ( Read more... )

I’ve finally passed intermediate algebra. If all goes as planned, I’ll be graduating this time next year. Yay for me!