[Intro?]

[somnuslumini]

...Well! This is quite unfortunate! I seem to be quite lost. Would anyone happen to have directions and a map of this location?

[Although he has just stated the obvious he seems obviously a little too happy about his predicament.]

[Ooc: Have an AU Jade (which I sent an app for at Template)! He's actually scarier then he appears so approach with caution!]