Title: The Akame fanclub
Author:
tanakakoki_fanPairing: Akame, main charakters: Yoko, Shingo, Tackey and Tsubasa
Genre: romance, humor
rating: pg
Summary: Yoko is thinking back on the past activities of his secret Akame club organization while waiting for the others to come.
warning: still unbetaed!
AN: I think it is my weirdest fanfic so far ^^;; I dont know it its just a oneshot or not, you choose. I am jumping in time drastically, The past is in italic, the present is with normal letters.
#Chapter 1"
In the big JE…the Johnnys entertainment there was a secret group not even Johnny knew about. They knew they had to hide it, if not they would be suspended and it would be a tragedy. This group made really unpleasant minutes to two particular boys…namely Akanishi Jin and Kamenashi Kazuya. They didn’t do it on purpose, but they were so fanning the relationship the two tried to hide desperately, that they leaked infos out…not really knowingly just out of excitement. With this, they caused a lot of headache to the Akame couple who - despite every attempt Johnny’s were making to make them look they hate each other - were a happy couple of lovers. Tho, despite Johnny-san and them, noone knew about it for surely.
The organization within JE: The Secret AkaKame Fanclub.
The proud president of the club was Yokoyama Yuu, a young singer from Kanjani 8 who had been a fan of AkaKame since he saw them the first time together. He always tried to collect evidences, but we was alone with it. Not for long tho… On a fateful day, he realized he is not alone in his “fandom”.
Yokoyama Yuu, who was sitting in the now empty Akame base to kill time, he started thinking of what happened in the past.
He still remembered the day his little organization was born.
It was born many many years ago when they were somewhat still kids. Yoko was trailing Akanishi to look where he was going. They were in the building of Johnny’s and Yoko had nothing to do at that floor, so he hoped noone will notice he was there. It was just his own investigation. The big investigation: what is Akame’s true relationship. Close friends? Lovers? Soulmates? Yoko thought they are all of them and he was right.
He noticed Kame went out of KAT-TUN room minutes ago and now Akanishi too, going into the same direction. Maybe to meet Kame?
Yoko opened the notebook he had, the title of the book was: Akame’s activity, and wrote something into it. He wanted to follow Jin with raising heartbeat, maybe he is going to see some Akame action, he believed the two are together, that they are lovers and noted to himself it was the hottest thing in the world, the two together had a special aura around them which was addicting. He could understand their fans. Because yes, he knew there are some fans that loved Akakame’s relationship…since the day he found the livejournal.com site, he was tracking all the witnesses and even made an account and joined Akame community to always be updated. He was proud he can trail the couple more easily than fans.
He was about to go when he heard a voice.
“Yoko?”
Yoko looked back above his shoulder and saw his bandmate Shingo.
“Oh Hina…”
“What are you doing here?” Shingo raised an eyebrow but stole a glance at the leaving Akanishi who disappeared in the toilet.
“I…was…just…what do you do here?” Yoko questioned back hiding the notebook sweating. He was surprised when Shingo started to sweat too.
“Ermm..I was just… looking for you…” He rubbed the back of his head nervously. Now it was Yoko’s turn not to understand anything and raise an eyebrow.
“Mou Jin, you are such a kid!” They heard Kame’s voice and their heart raced, gluing their eyes at the couple who came out of the bathroom together. Yoko tried not to have a massive nosebleed. What did they do in the bathroom together? Maybe touched? Or maybe stole some kisses? Oh God!! Damn Shingo that prevented him from maybe see something like that.
“I am not a child Kazuuu” Jin whined, they seemed to be in a good and what Yoko noted, walked really close to each other. This backfired Yoko’s imagination more and with sharp eyes he was watching Akame’s hands, their fingertips were sometimes brushing the other’s. Yoko tried not to squeal.
“Oh, hi!” Shingo blubbered out and the two KAT-TUN members looked at him and Yoko, immediately put a small distance to each other. If someone didn’t watch, wouldn’t have noticed, but Yoko’s eyes saw all.
“Hello you two!” Jin said and waved.
“Konnichiwa” Kame bowed a little, but they didn’t stop to talk, they quickly disappeared in KAT-TUN room. Yoko totally forgetting Shingo was there, quickly wrote into his notebook: “coming out together from the bathroom, why I don’t know, investigation was disturbed by codename H, Akame status: hands brushing together sometimes, as soon as noticing us, little distance.”
“What are you doing?” Shingo asked curiously looking at the paper and reading what Yoko was writing.
“Noo!! Don’t read. Nothing, its nothing!” Yoko hid it, panicking a little.
Shingo’s eyes widened and to Yoko’s surprise they sparkled.
“Oh God, Yuu!!!” he exclaimed. Yoko gaped. Yuu? He was never called like this. What happened?
“W..what?”
“You..you!! You love Akakame too? Let me see the book let me see it! I am curious! Any evidences? OhMyGod!!!” Shingo was excited, it could be seen, he was practically jumping from anticipation. Yoko gaped in shock again.
“H…Hina you too?” He asked unsure.
“Hell yeah!! Those two are an item, they are the best couple in the world. They are, aren’t they? What have you found out? Tell me everything!! Everything!!”
Yoko grinned. He still couldn’t believe it, he found a companion! So, it was not only him who thought Kame and Jin are a couple, another evidence.
That day, the last sentences into the notebook were these:
Mission number #122; mission report summary: good Akame sighting, hands, good mood, exchanging loving looks, same fingernail painted, Kamenashi’s hair was curled the same degree as Akanishi’s.
Progress: Akame Secret Fanclub officially opened
New member: Murakami Shingo alias Hina, codaname H.
Club’s detail’s;
President: Yokoyama Yuu (codename: Y2) status: almighty Akame knower and investigator
Member: Murakami Shingo (codename: H) status: beginner Akame investigator
Yoko poured coffee into a mug and sipped from it, as he continued thinking about the past.
How days passed, weeks passed and the two came together almost every day after work in an unused old studio room. That was their secret base. They analyzed every little movement Akame made, stalking Akame community, watching KAT-TUN on youtube, sometimes even reading fanfictions because why not.
One day Shingo wrote a fanfiction but president Yoko scolded him and degraded his that time current status “super akame investigator” to “really beginner Akame investigator” Because lets face it, it was unprofessional.
Yoko remembered one of his favorite missions where they had been almost caught by Akame, but not just almost caught by someone else…who became the member of the organization…
“He will notice us!” Shingo hissed from behind his sunglasses as they were walking -in Shingo’s opinion not discreetly enough- on street in Daikanyama following Kame who was about to pick his car from a parking lot.
“Don’t tell me how to investigate, I am the president Hina, I know what I am doing.” He said and walked after Kame, who suddenly stopped looking back, the two froze and turned away, starting to walk to another direction and into the convenient store.
“Shit!” Yoko swore.
“I told you!” Shingo pouted. They wanted to know if it was true that Kazuya lived with Jin in Daikanyama. But in this rate they will never know. They saw from the window how Kame was disappearing into his car and driving away. They didn’t know if he was just shopping here or actually was living here.
“Don’t “itoldu” me Hina!” Yoko was angry and disappointed, but not for too long, because his heart started to beat in his throat as a familiar figure wearing a black hat and sunglasses stepped into the shop. Yoko and Shingo immediately grabbed a magazine, acting as if they were reading it, hiding their faces. Jin was oblivious as he was heading towards the vegetables. He was moving familiar in the shop and Yoko remembered to note this detail into his notebook after.
They stole glance at Jin who just stood there and apparently hesitating. They saw Jin pick his mobile from his pocket -which was pink- and they almost got a heart attack from joy when they heard Jin speak.
“Kazu, what did you want me to buy? I forgot, sorry.”
In their heads chibi Yoko and chibi Shingo were screaming and dancing and jumping with massive nosebleeds.
“Yeah I know, sorry, thanks I got it, have a safe drive home.” With this he put his phone away, picked a vegetable and paid, exiting the shop, still oblivious to his two friends’ presence.
“Did you hear it Hina??” Yoko was already writing quickly into his notebook. Shingo got his own too out of his pocket.
“Yes!! So it might be true, come, lets follow him!” Shingo said determinedly and Yoko nodded.
They exited but didn’t see Jin anywhere.
“Arghh where did he go??” Yoko’s face fell. Shingo looked around.
“It is impossible, he just exited!” Then Shingo saw a black car, very similar to Kame’s and Jin in it, driving it off into the direction Kame went.
“Hurry, into our car!” Yoko said and grinned. “Hina, you are now a super investigator again.” He voiced out.
“Oh why all of a sudden?” Shingo looked at him puzzled.
“Because I have good mood.” The other couldn’t stop grinning. “Now lets fetch our car and follow him.”
“Could you do it more discreetly for example like we do?” they heard a voice which was really familiar. As they looked behind their eyes widened. There stood their senpais Tackey and Tsubasa.
“O..oh.. senpai. Konnichiwa!” they bowed and looked at the not so happy faces of the two.
“If they notice you they will try to hide it more. So please…” Tsubasa said and patted Yoko’s shoulder.
“We have to follow them like real profis, we will teach you!” The older man said and Yoko wondered for a fleeting second if he could say ‘but I am the boss’, but he decided not to. Tackey and Tsubasa were older than him let alone senpais in the same agency, he cant be unrespectful.
“Ehmm…what do you mean?” Shingo tried to save the situation.
“Don’t tell us you are not trailing Akakame…” Tackey raised an eyebrow, looking down at Yoko’s notebook, reading the title.
“Ehmm…”
“Don’t do it that openly, we will never know the truth then… we encourage them with Tsubasa to show whatever they have, but Johnny is against us and they know it, so don’t spread rumors.”
“Y..you support them too?” Yoko gaped. He would have never think it.
“You two are investigators and didn’t notice it yet??” Tsubasa laughed.
“Yeah… what do you think why I gave them the Akakame name?”
Yoko somehow missed that information, everyone knew it just he didn’t. He wanted to disappear in a hole in the ground, but then his eyes sparkled.
“MASTER!!! Akame master!” he kneeled down in front of Tackey and bowed to the ground.
“Ehmm….what are you doing man?”
“Ehmm.. Yoko…” Shingo started, but he was cut off.
“Shut up, I am adoring the dad of Akakame.” Yoko hissed at him.
“Ermm…Yoko……..” Shingo tried again.
“I said SHUTUP!”
“Its ok, I will, but…..your Akakame notebook is blown away by wind.”
Yoko’s eyes widened panicked and started to chase the flying notebook.
“NOOOOOOOONONONONOO! My life!!” he was running hysterically. Tackey and Tsubasa watched him with amused smiles. Yoko managed to catch it, almost being hit by 2 cars, but he didn’t care, Akame is more precious than his life after all.
“Why didn’t you grab it before it could fly away????” He flamed furiously at Shingo.
“B…because you said it is a treasure and I cant touch it.” Shingo stepped back.
“BAKAYAROU!!!”
That day…Yoko and Shingo told the big secret of the organization and Tackey and Tsubasa were so amused they agreed to be a part of it. Yoko was a little annoyed at the beginning because Tackey and Tsubasa seemed to handle them like kids and didn’t really take this serious project as serious.
He remembered the day when they first lead Tackey and Tsubasa to the secret base...
“Woah…” Tackey looked around. Pictures manipulations of Akame kissing on the wall and a file case. Tackey looked into it and Tsubasa followed.
File #1 Akame in studio
File #2 Akame going home together?
File #3 Akame acting suspicious.
And the files continued up to File #122
The two seniors chuckled and this made Yoko offended.
“These investigations took me lot of work, so please don’t make fun of them…” Yoko mumbled and the two senpai just smiled.
“Gomen gomen.” Tackey waved his hand, but the smile didn’t leave his lips.
Yoko was not convinced that time but on a day... his opinion of his two seniors changed. He still remembered that day.
Yoko faced Jin and grinned. He will deliberately lose and so Jin’s dream which was going to Okinawa with Kame together will be fulfilled. Yoko’s mind was in heaven, he was looking forward the Akame travel to Okinawa. And he was the lucky one who could provide it, what a great President he was. Shingo, and Tackey and Tsubasa were proud of him very much. He could see it.
And it happened…Jin won and Kame was overly happy and hugged Jin which the other tried to prevent, because what if they will be found out?
Yoko noted he has to memorize every little detail so later he could write it into his notebook.
And the incident after…
Time: pm 20:21
Place: unused JE studio
Event: Akakame fanclub meeting
“They won it! You did great!” Tackey praised Yoko, who was grinning like hell, proudly. He nodded.
“Thank you! I do everything for the great Akame!” he nodded his head again and looked at the Akame picture on the wall. It was manipulated, because it was a kissing picture, but Yoko was sure they already kissed in real too.
“But if they go to Okinawa we cant see what they are doing.” Hina panicked, but Tsubasa and Tackey grinned.
“Oh don’t worry, me and Tsuba have a great plan.” He smirked at his partner and the Kanjani boys, who looked like living question marks.
**
“What???” Akakame’s eyes widened as they looked at a VTR where Tackey spoke how they will be watched and how they have to do a kind of campaign for Tsubasa. This was the doing of Akakame Fanclub. Like this they could watch every of their movement, even open the tent unexpectedly to see some action hopefully.
“It is like a batsugame!” Jin whined.
And indeed it felt like that. They were followed by cameras everywhere and Yoko and Shingo were always in action, just they didn’t see it. And oh what happiness, Yoko beamed. During the Okinawa trip 2 notebooks became full with Akame evidences.
Yoko remembered his favorite evidence...
It was Tackey’s idea and he loved him for it. They surprised Akame by opening the tent the two boys were staying in. Yoko got a massive nosebleed as Kame hurriedly pulled his sleeping bag onto his supposedly naked body which was very close to Jin and looked at Jin sheepishly. Then Jin looked really tired of the cameraman, maybe somewhat annoyed, leaning his head into Kazuya’s lap, who still couldn’t really hide his embarrassment and loving eyes for Jin.
“I want to go home!” Jin declared.
That was the time Yoko thought he will faint. But Hina was there to steady him.
“Yoko, you cant be that weak, what’s with the special Akame training we took?”
Ah the trainings…Yoko remembered them…
The trainings had several levels.
First, visual. They searched Akame manipulation pictures…where the two were kissing and doing other things, fans hands were genius sometimes.
They were counting when they pass out or have nosebleeds.
Out of 10 pic by 6 Shingo had problems and by 8 Yoko had them. So it meant, usually Shingo gained 4 points (they were counting when they didn’t have problem) and Yoko 2.
They always wrote a serious entry about the points they gained, it was not a game after all, not for them.
And Yoko didn’t let Shingo comment on how he had more points.
Then next level… fanfictions.
Reading NC-17 full with porn akame fanfictions on Internet. Well, it was harder to stay calm and the result was saddening to Yoko and Shingo, unfortunately… they came 10 times too together with the characters out of 10 fics. They felt really embarrassed by that and tried to wash their clothes cursing their unprofessionalism. But they couldn’t help it Akakame are just too hot together. As time passed they trained themselves more and they could proudly present… they came only 7 times out of 10 fanfictions.
So, the group “well -trained” started to hunt for the real thing, follow Akame and try to make themselves clear they are lovers.
They do it even now, in 2005 and Yoko looked at the clock on the wall. He really hoped his mates are late because of an Akame sighting. If not… they will be pretty much scold.
****
END
AN: Ok, I kow this is somewhat weird... I am jumping in time, it is confusing, isnt it? I dont know if I should continue. I thought maybe I continue it with Akame evidences in it, but I dont know what to do. What do you think? Should I continue?
Free counters