#Fic# Survival camp //Chapter 1//
Title: Survival camp /ch 1/
Author: tanakakoki_fan
rated: PG 14
Paiting: Akame (maybe more later)
genre: romance, fluff, humor, adventure
Warning: I don't have beta, so sorry for mispelling or grammar errors!
Summary: KAT-TUN is sent to a survival camp with lots of adventure, due to the fact of the fans complains that they don’t see much member ai. Is that really like that? Does KAT-TUN really needs this camp to deepen their bond or is it deep enough without it?
AN: I got the idea of this fic when I was reading comments and lj entries that were saying maybe kat-tun are not friends in rl. I believe they are and that they have a really deep bond. I know Akakame are OOC here and maybe the others too, gomen ^^””
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„You are asigned to go to a… „ - Koki read out loud from a paper that he was holding in his hand. The other KAT-TUN members were there too, sitting around a table. Kazuya and Jin, like always when camera was not around held each other’s hand, and both of them and the others too looked like living question marks as Koki continued reading. „…survival camp….”
„What?!?!?” They all exclaimed.
„Hokkaido in -13 celsius is one thing but…. now this?” Jin whinned but soon calmed down because Kame nuzzled into his neck to reassure him. Jin forgot his anger and hugged the other tight, they seemed to go to their own world as if they were teenagers in love. They started to tease each other playfully and the others could hear Kazuya giggle.
„Akakame please… why do you always have to do this?”
„mou~ Jinjin~” Kazuya chuckled they didn’t seem to notice them.
The others sweatdropped and shook their heads.
„Please… don’t eat each other here…” Koki suggested as he saw the pair kissing each other sweetly.
„You are just jeeeeeeeeeeeealous Koki~ But Kazu is mine mineminemiiine!You only get to touch him when the camera is on” Jin smirked and sticked his tongue out at Koki. But soon he couldn’t bear it and returned his attention back to his lover and cuddled him.
„What?! I am not jealous Bakanishi . You are so simple-minded, you think because you want Kame then it means for you that everyone wants Kame.” Koki muttered.
„What? Who wants Kame??” Jin looked around glaring. The others groaned.
„It is not matter Jinjin I am just yours my love.” Kazuya smiled sweetly and nuzzled his head to Jin’s chest as they began to play a finger dance, clapping their fingers together and entwined them „Really.. they are like this for 6 years….. don’t they ever get tired of each other?” Koki said under his breath. Sometimes he would really wanted to be the one Kazuya cuddles up to.
„You WON’T get my Kazuya.” Jin narrowed his eyes on the rapper.
„Bakanishi, you are paranoid, noone wants your Kazuya… no offense Kame-chan.” He cleared his troath.
Kame smiled sweetly. „None taken Koki.” Jin hissed and pouted.
„Kame, you actually smiled at him!!”
At that the others groaned more.
„Akanishi please…”
„Okay, since no matter what, we can’t take the attention of Akakame as always, Koki just read the letter from Johnny-san” Maru sighed and turned his attention to the rapper instead of the lovey-dovey couple.
„So….the reason of it is because fans complain KAT-TUN is not even friends in real life…” Koki’s eyes almost flew out of their place.
„Nani?!?”
„Koki….” Jin shook his head, caressing the hair of his pretty boy in his arms. „You can’t read, there is no way such things are written. Give it to me, I CAN read and will read it properly.”
„Hah, come and get it. Geniusnishi…” Koki smirked and Jin hesitated.
„No! If I stand up I have to let go of Kazu.”
„Then stay there…”
„You can go Jin, I will be allright… i think…” Kame smiled.
The others groaned.
„You know, listening to THIS 5 years and 360 days long… because you were in denial for 5 days back then… is really exhausting. Since then we are living in a soup-opera…” Koki said.
„You are against us!” Jin whinned like a child.
„There you go again.. We are not!”
„People… did you REALIZE what is written here?” Ueda spoke and all heads turned to him.
„Umm..”
„They say we are not friends so, that we are not close to each other, people think we are just a group who don’t even know each other’s phone number.” Ueda made the facts clear and the others looked at him in horror.
„Tacchan… how can you say that?” Jin gaped.
„…….I am NOT the one who says that Jin…”
„Yeah Akanishi, use your brain….. oh sorry. You don’t have one.” Koki smirked.
„Oh shut up.”
„He has one!” Kame said pouted.
„But you don’t love Akanishi for his brain ne Kame-chan?” He grinned but he saw the others protested and desperately gave him signs not to finish the sentence.
„Oh, I love Jin for his everything, he is so kind and caring and sexy and….” after 5 minutes Kazuya finished his monolog with starry eyes and the others except of Jin layed their head on the table with their eyes an „X” sign.
„I love you Jin!!”
„I love you too Kazu!!”
„Anyway…” Ueda spoke. „What’s this camp all about?”
„What?? I can’t believe it!!” Jin whinned, all eyes -except of Kame’s, because they were there from the beginning - casted on Jin.
„They think we are not even friends? I am tired of that „acting cold and cool like an emo” thing. And hell they even make me say lines I would never say in my life. Like that „There is summer and there are sexy blond girls so it’s fun” what the hellll?? What the REAL me would say sounds like: „It is summer but Kazuya is there so everything is sooo perfect” but no… they say: „act cold to Kamenashi…”and yes, I even have to call him Kamenashi!!! blahh blahh…” Jin pouted. The others sighed.
„Your mind is not the quickest thing Akanishi… but yes, you finally realized it too.”
Kazuya didn’t say a word just nuzzled closer to Jin while he still could, soon the veeery evil managers come and say that there is Cartoon KAT-TUN time and he has to keep distance from Jin… It was depressing enough to be out of his love’s arm, but to not even hold his hand or look at him… it was a chatastrophe.
„I just can’t understand how you can manage to act so cool.” Maru turned to the Akame pair.
„Because we are profis.” Kame stated and Jin nodded.
„No, you are profi and Bakanishi is always sulking because you don’t…_you know_ in public and that’s why he behaves that way..” Koki grinned.
„It is NOT true!” Jin protested.
„…Nevermind. We were acting too well… Now people really think there is no friendship between us.”
„All is Taguchi’s fault.” Koki whined.
„It is not my fault, they told me what to say.”
All KAT-TUN members sighed deeply.
„I hate that all is scripted!! I am not even allowed to breath when it is not in the script, damn, people will never know how much power we really possess in the name of friendship while everything has to rely on that damn script.” Jin pouted and hugged Kazuya more.
„This is a conspiracy… Just like in that document series… the government -„ but Jin was cut off.
„Wasn’t this „document story” called X-files?” Maru narrowed his eyes.
„You watched it too??”
The others groaned again.
„So, we have to-„ Maru started but this time Jin cut him off.
„All I wanted to say that maybe we are being watched by scripts… they are everywhere…” Jin looked around.
„Akanishi… are you allright? Kame-chan… will you make us a favour and shut him up until we discuss it?”
Kazuya smiled wide but before he could do anything Ueda continued.
„I didn’t mean like THAT!”
Maru sighed.
„Only if the fans knew us a little more, if they just analize us a little more.. I can’t believe they don’t notice how close we really are. If only they knew the trut----”
„Ahhnn Kazu-chan…” Jin moaned into the sentence.
„AKAKAME!!!” Four voices shouted at them.
„Kame really… can’t Jin be calmed by OTHER way? Save this to home…” Ueda growled at them. He was always the calm one…but sometimes the behaviour of that two could make him impatient.
„Hai…” Kazuya nodded.
„Hah… just look at Akakame… fans think they are not close? If they would be more close they would literally melt into each other.”
„Woah, that would be good!” Jin said with a dreamy look on his face.
„Oh yes…” Kame nodded.
The others were too exhausted to even groan.
„But why survival camp?” Junno asked.
„They think if we are in danger we will stick together more and maybe we can become friends.” Ueda suggested.
„Wohooo~ If we became better friends as we are now we all would be lovers.” Jin laughed hard. They imagined this and made an „ewww” sound.
„Woah I didn’t know I can say bad jokes too, but this was definitely bad… imagining me and Koki in bed.. gahhh” Jin made a disgusted face.
Kazuya pouted. „Jin! What are you fantasying about??” he turned away sulked.
„Oi Kazu-chan, nothing, it is my biggest nightmare, oi, koi, look at me please!”
„Lovers quarrel…” Maru sighed.
„Hehe Bakanishi, you could learn things from me, I am sure I am better in bed. But let’s just ask Kame-chan about it.”
„What???” Jin gaped once more.
„Koki, thanks God I don’t know how you are in bed. All I know Jin is gorgeous. But hey Jin, you imagined Koki naked??” Kazuya muttered and pouted.
„Hell no!!” Jin protested.
„Maybe the survival camp idea came in a good timing? It will save the relationship of Akakame.” Koki mocked. „Or maybe I can comfort Kazuya and we will begin the new page of Kokame in privat.” Koki grined and Jin snapped.
„Never!! There will never be a „new page” because there was not an old one to begin with so…” he held Kazuya possessively close and the Turtle seemed to forget his anger.
„Just wait until I lose my patience Koki…” Kame warned the rapper.
„Koki, we told you, you play with your life trying to flirt with Kamenashi.” Maru poked his friend’s head.
„Yes Koki, I told you I am Jin’s.” Kazuya nodded in agreement.
Koki shrugged. „Anyway… did you really acknowledge it?? A survival camp! With lots of danger, teasing and life threatening events…” he smirked. „Well, I love danger the question is how crybaby Bakanishi will face it.”
„Kusobouzu, you really wanna die?” Jin narrowed his eyes on him.
„Stop insulting Jin Koki, because I will be angry and I am sure that’s a thing you don’t want to happen.” Kame stated with a dark expression and everyone gulped, they knew how bitchy Kame can be if angry.
„Woah Kamenashi can be scary…” Junno stepped back and everyone nodded in agreement, even Jin.
„Yes he can, wohh, just imagine him when I make him angry.. accidentally of course but still…and he starts to…”
„Jin..!” Kame warned and the other shut up immediately.
„This times make me wonder who wears the pants in the Akakame household.” Koki muttered, massaging his temple.
„Knowing our managers and the cruel staff, the next few days will be nightmare for us… for a reason they like torturing us…” Maru sighed.
„KAT-TUN-san!” the manager came into the room and shot a stern look at AkaKame who immediately distanced themselves from each other, wearing the cold stare with a sigh. T-TUN didn’t really understand this. Were the two of them that good actors? They really seemed like not feeling comfortable around each other. Nothing made them remember of the whinning Akanishi and cute Jn-obsessed Kame-chan, instead, the boys stood there, away from each other, Jin stood with a look casted everywhere except of the youngest member and Kazuya started to behave as if Jin was not in the room, totally ignoring him.
Kazuya sighed. How he hated this!
„Okay, the next episodes of Cartoon KAT-TUN will be the survival camp. We are going to record everthing, and please at the end of the program at least act as very good friends.” the manager said and signed them to follow him. „I am sure you will see the value of working together more after it is done.” He smirked.
„Why is it always us who suffer? This sucks…” Koki muttered and shook his head. he didn’t really want to think of what kind of adventures waited for them.
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TBC
AN: ehhh….it didn’t turn out as funny as I wanted it to be T__T *sighs* ><;; but I hope you enjoyed it.
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Author: tanakakoki_fan
rated: PG 14
Paiting: Akame (maybe more later)
genre: romance, fluff, humor, adventure
Warning: I don't have beta, so sorry for mispelling or grammar errors!
Summary: KAT-TUN is sent to a survival camp with lots of adventure, due to the fact of the fans complains that they don’t see much member ai. Is that really like that? Does KAT-TUN really needs this camp to deepen their bond or is it deep enough without it?
AN: I got the idea of this fic when I was reading comments and lj entries that were saying maybe kat-tun are not friends in rl. I believe they are and that they have a really deep bond. I know Akakame are OOC here and maybe the others too, gomen ^^””
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„You are asigned to go to a… „ - Koki read out loud from a paper that he was holding in his hand. The other KAT-TUN members were there too, sitting around a table. Kazuya and Jin, like always when camera was not around held each other’s hand, and both of them and the others too looked like living question marks as Koki continued reading. „…survival camp….”
„What?!?!?” They all exclaimed.
„Hokkaido in -13 celsius is one thing but…. now this?” Jin whinned but soon calmed down because Kame nuzzled into his neck to reassure him. Jin forgot his anger and hugged the other tight, they seemed to go to their own world as if they were teenagers in love. They started to tease each other playfully and the others could hear Kazuya giggle.
„Akakame please… why do you always have to do this?”
„mou~ Jinjin~” Kazuya chuckled they didn’t seem to notice them.
The others sweatdropped and shook their heads.
„Please… don’t eat each other here…” Koki suggested as he saw the pair kissing each other sweetly.
„You are just jeeeeeeeeeeeealous Koki~ But Kazu is mine mineminemiiine!You only get to touch him when the camera is on” Jin smirked and sticked his tongue out at Koki. But soon he couldn’t bear it and returned his attention back to his lover and cuddled him.
„What?! I am not jealous Bakanishi . You are so simple-minded, you think because you want Kame then it means for you that everyone wants Kame.” Koki muttered.
„What? Who wants Kame??” Jin looked around glaring. The others groaned.
„It is not matter Jinjin I am just yours my love.” Kazuya smiled sweetly and nuzzled his head to Jin’s chest as they began to play a finger dance, clapping their fingers together and entwined them „Really.. they are like this for 6 years….. don’t they ever get tired of each other?” Koki said under his breath. Sometimes he would really wanted to be the one Kazuya cuddles up to.
„You WON’T get my Kazuya.” Jin narrowed his eyes on the rapper.
„Bakanishi, you are paranoid, noone wants your Kazuya… no offense Kame-chan.” He cleared his troath.
Kame smiled sweetly. „None taken Koki.” Jin hissed and pouted.
„Kame, you actually smiled at him!!”
At that the others groaned more.
„Akanishi please…”
„Okay, since no matter what, we can’t take the attention of Akakame as always, Koki just read the letter from Johnny-san” Maru sighed and turned his attention to the rapper instead of the lovey-dovey couple.
„So….the reason of it is because fans complain KAT-TUN is not even friends in real life…” Koki’s eyes almost flew out of their place.
„Nani?!?”
„Koki….” Jin shook his head, caressing the hair of his pretty boy in his arms. „You can’t read, there is no way such things are written. Give it to me, I CAN read and will read it properly.”
„Hah, come and get it. Geniusnishi…” Koki smirked and Jin hesitated.
„No! If I stand up I have to let go of Kazu.”
„Then stay there…”
„You can go Jin, I will be allright… i think…” Kame smiled.
The others groaned.
„You know, listening to THIS 5 years and 360 days long… because you were in denial for 5 days back then… is really exhausting. Since then we are living in a soup-opera…” Koki said.
„You are against us!” Jin whinned like a child.
„There you go again.. We are not!”
„People… did you REALIZE what is written here?” Ueda spoke and all heads turned to him.
„Umm..”
„They say we are not friends so, that we are not close to each other, people think we are just a group who don’t even know each other’s phone number.” Ueda made the facts clear and the others looked at him in horror.
„Tacchan… how can you say that?” Jin gaped.
„…….I am NOT the one who says that Jin…”
„Yeah Akanishi, use your brain….. oh sorry. You don’t have one.” Koki smirked.
„Oh shut up.”
„He has one!” Kame said pouted.
„But you don’t love Akanishi for his brain ne Kame-chan?” He grinned but he saw the others protested and desperately gave him signs not to finish the sentence.
„Oh, I love Jin for his everything, he is so kind and caring and sexy and….” after 5 minutes Kazuya finished his monolog with starry eyes and the others except of Jin layed their head on the table with their eyes an „X” sign.
„I love you Jin!!”
„I love you too Kazu!!”
„Anyway…” Ueda spoke. „What’s this camp all about?”
„What?? I can’t believe it!!” Jin whinned, all eyes -except of Kame’s, because they were there from the beginning - casted on Jin.
„They think we are not even friends? I am tired of that „acting cold and cool like an emo” thing. And hell they even make me say lines I would never say in my life. Like that „There is summer and there are sexy blond girls so it’s fun” what the hellll?? What the REAL me would say sounds like: „It is summer but Kazuya is there so everything is sooo perfect” but no… they say: „act cold to Kamenashi…”and yes, I even have to call him Kamenashi!!! blahh blahh…” Jin pouted. The others sighed.
„Your mind is not the quickest thing Akanishi… but yes, you finally realized it too.”
Kazuya didn’t say a word just nuzzled closer to Jin while he still could, soon the veeery evil managers come and say that there is Cartoon KAT-TUN time and he has to keep distance from Jin… It was depressing enough to be out of his love’s arm, but to not even hold his hand or look at him… it was a chatastrophe.
„I just can’t understand how you can manage to act so cool.” Maru turned to the Akame pair.
„Because we are profis.” Kame stated and Jin nodded.
„No, you are profi and Bakanishi is always sulking because you don’t…_you know_ in public and that’s why he behaves that way..” Koki grinned.
„It is NOT true!” Jin protested.
„…Nevermind. We were acting too well… Now people really think there is no friendship between us.”
„All is Taguchi’s fault.” Koki whined.
„It is not my fault, they told me what to say.”
All KAT-TUN members sighed deeply.
„I hate that all is scripted!! I am not even allowed to breath when it is not in the script, damn, people will never know how much power we really possess in the name of friendship while everything has to rely on that damn script.” Jin pouted and hugged Kazuya more.
„This is a conspiracy… Just like in that document series… the government -„ but Jin was cut off.
„Wasn’t this „document story” called X-files?” Maru narrowed his eyes.
„You watched it too??”
The others groaned again.
„So, we have to-„ Maru started but this time Jin cut him off.
„All I wanted to say that maybe we are being watched by scripts… they are everywhere…” Jin looked around.
„Akanishi… are you allright? Kame-chan… will you make us a favour and shut him up until we discuss it?”
Kazuya smiled wide but before he could do anything Ueda continued.
„I didn’t mean like THAT!”
Maru sighed.
„Only if the fans knew us a little more, if they just analize us a little more.. I can’t believe they don’t notice how close we really are. If only they knew the trut----”
„Ahhnn Kazu-chan…” Jin moaned into the sentence.
„AKAKAME!!!” Four voices shouted at them.
„Kame really… can’t Jin be calmed by OTHER way? Save this to home…” Ueda growled at them. He was always the calm one…but sometimes the behaviour of that two could make him impatient.
„Hai…” Kazuya nodded.
„Hah… just look at Akakame… fans think they are not close? If they would be more close they would literally melt into each other.”
„Woah, that would be good!” Jin said with a dreamy look on his face.
„Oh yes…” Kame nodded.
The others were too exhausted to even groan.
„But why survival camp?” Junno asked.
„They think if we are in danger we will stick together more and maybe we can become friends.” Ueda suggested.
„Wohooo~ If we became better friends as we are now we all would be lovers.” Jin laughed hard. They imagined this and made an „ewww” sound.
„Woah I didn’t know I can say bad jokes too, but this was definitely bad… imagining me and Koki in bed.. gahhh” Jin made a disgusted face.
Kazuya pouted. „Jin! What are you fantasying about??” he turned away sulked.
„Oi Kazu-chan, nothing, it is my biggest nightmare, oi, koi, look at me please!”
„Lovers quarrel…” Maru sighed.
„Hehe Bakanishi, you could learn things from me, I am sure I am better in bed. But let’s just ask Kame-chan about it.”
„What???” Jin gaped once more.
„Koki, thanks God I don’t know how you are in bed. All I know Jin is gorgeous. But hey Jin, you imagined Koki naked??” Kazuya muttered and pouted.
„Hell no!!” Jin protested.
„Maybe the survival camp idea came in a good timing? It will save the relationship of Akakame.” Koki mocked. „Or maybe I can comfort Kazuya and we will begin the new page of Kokame in privat.” Koki grined and Jin snapped.
„Never!! There will never be a „new page” because there was not an old one to begin with so…” he held Kazuya possessively close and the Turtle seemed to forget his anger.
„Just wait until I lose my patience Koki…” Kame warned the rapper.
„Koki, we told you, you play with your life trying to flirt with Kamenashi.” Maru poked his friend’s head.
„Yes Koki, I told you I am Jin’s.” Kazuya nodded in agreement.
Koki shrugged. „Anyway… did you really acknowledge it?? A survival camp! With lots of danger, teasing and life threatening events…” he smirked. „Well, I love danger the question is how crybaby Bakanishi will face it.”
„Kusobouzu, you really wanna die?” Jin narrowed his eyes on him.
„Stop insulting Jin Koki, because I will be angry and I am sure that’s a thing you don’t want to happen.” Kame stated with a dark expression and everyone gulped, they knew how bitchy Kame can be if angry.
„Woah Kamenashi can be scary…” Junno stepped back and everyone nodded in agreement, even Jin.
„Yes he can, wohh, just imagine him when I make him angry.. accidentally of course but still…and he starts to…”
„Jin..!” Kame warned and the other shut up immediately.
„This times make me wonder who wears the pants in the Akakame household.” Koki muttered, massaging his temple.
„Knowing our managers and the cruel staff, the next few days will be nightmare for us… for a reason they like torturing us…” Maru sighed.
„KAT-TUN-san!” the manager came into the room and shot a stern look at AkaKame who immediately distanced themselves from each other, wearing the cold stare with a sigh. T-TUN didn’t really understand this. Were the two of them that good actors? They really seemed like not feeling comfortable around each other. Nothing made them remember of the whinning Akanishi and cute Jn-obsessed Kame-chan, instead, the boys stood there, away from each other, Jin stood with a look casted everywhere except of the youngest member and Kazuya started to behave as if Jin was not in the room, totally ignoring him.
Kazuya sighed. How he hated this!
„Okay, the next episodes of Cartoon KAT-TUN will be the survival camp. We are going to record everthing, and please at the end of the program at least act as very good friends.” the manager said and signed them to follow him. „I am sure you will see the value of working together more after it is done.” He smirked.
„Why is it always us who suffer? This sucks…” Koki muttered and shook his head. he didn’t really want to think of what kind of adventures waited for them.
***
TBC
AN: ehhh….it didn’t turn out as funny as I wanted it to be T__T *sighs* ><;; but I hope you enjoyed it.
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