#Fic# Akanishi vs Aquaneesha
Title: Akanishi vs Aquaneesha
Author:tanakakoki_fan
Pairing: Akame
Rating: NC-17
Genre, crack, humor, romance
Warning: unbetaed
Summary: Akanishi Jin is a straight young idol... with a big problem: his other personality: Aquaneesha is madly in love with his bandmate Kamenashi Kazuya. Everytime he steps on stage, he could never know what will happen in the next minute. How will he react? What will he do? (this fic is totally crack u have been warned! XD)
AN: This fic is dedicated to Rina, sugar_pain_baby. I hope it cheers you up even a little!! *hugs*
Akanishi Jin, a young singer one day started to face a problem. He tried to ignore it, to say himself it will go away, but it started to be more and more evident that this problem was bigger than he had thought.
He started to be afraid of concerts… totally afraid of them. Why? Not because he was nervous if he could sing well or not, but because of a certain someone: his own self.
He noticed that along the years he started to develop another personalities without knowing it. Or someone cursed him?
It was not the fact that the other personality endangered his or the life of people, but it was certainly annoying. Why? The other “him”, Aquaneesha as he started to call it -correction, as it started to call itself in his head- was deeply, madly in love with Akanishi’s young bandmate: Kamenashi Kazuya who happened to be another boy.
While Jin couldn’t even imagine of touching Kamenashi like that -he liked girls, why should he- Aquaneesha was drooling over the young man, lusting after him, wanting him as Akanishi definitely didn’t want him.
It started to be more and more embarrassing with time, because Aquaneesha only came out when there was concert, when he was singing on stage, because the sad fact was: only Aquaneesha had talent to sing, he didn’t. So he always let to let this other personality rule him when he had to sing. How could it get this far??
Tokyo Dome, practice before the actual performance.
Everyone was on the stage and the manager looked at Jin with narrowed eyes. The singer was just fidgeting and sweating, seemingly didn’t want to sing. He knew once he does, Aquaneesha will get a hold and that meant…..catastrophe.
“Akanishi, sing finally!” The manager lost his patience and the man sighed. There was no way he can manage this without singing, it’s a rehearsal and a concert after all.
~So it’s my turn~ He heard Aquaneesha chuckle in his head.
“Urusai…” Jin gritted his teeth together and earned weird looks. And oh how weird stares he got when he started to sing and immediately stepping closer and closer to a surprised Kamenashi.
“Kazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!” Aquaneesha whined happily, hugging the man tightly. Kame blushed and his eyes widened in surprise. “A…Akanishi?”
“I told you to call me Aquaneesha!” Jin pouted and looked at Kame with kicked out puppy eyes.
Koki burst out laughing and Kame gaped, as Nakamaru too.
“What?? You became gay Akanishi?”
~I didn’t, I didn’t!! Aquaneesha I will kill you!~ Akanishi swore revenge in the head of the now other personality.
“Akanishi, are you okay?” Kame said but couldn’t deny he liked that position. Yeah, couldn’t deny in front of himself, but could deny in front of Akanishi. He had pride after all!
“I am, Kaaazu-chan~~!” Aquaneesha chuckled and this made Kame blush more especially when he saw how the other’s lips came closer and closer.
Akanishi was praying for Kame to kick him away, but he was quite shocked when he didn’t see any objection from the younger.
~WHAT THE FUCK Kamenashi is in love with me??~
The kiss would really happen because Kazuya was too numb from shock if it wasn’t for Nakamaru’s cough to break the moment.
“Khmmm…. I hope you won’t do this at the actual concert Akanishi…” Maru said in disbelief. What happened to Jin? And why did Kame let him? Well, most likely he had no other choice, but still… But all shrugged it off.
It was easy to shrug the matter off, but to Kame to shrug Aquaneesha off was much more of a different task.
“God, he is here again…” Kame thought when he stepped out of the dressing room, hair done, make-up done, ready to go on stage. However Jin was running towards him and Kazuya could swear the eyes of the man were heart shaped.
“Kazuuuuuuuuuu!!! You look great!!” Aquaneesha complimented, drooling.
“E..h.. thanks…Akanishi…” Really. What can Kame do? How to react to this Just ignore it, ignore…yes.
“Can I kiss you?” Aquaneesha’s question caused him to almost fall onto the floor.
“Whaaat???” Kame asked in disbelief, back turned to Jin. This he really didn’t expect to hear from Akanishi Jin.
~Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?~ Akanishi whined in the head.
“Look, don’t joke with me!” He turned around finding Jin standing looking at him with big, hope filled shining eyes.
“Kazuuuuu can I?”
~No!~ Akanishi protested. ~You will fuck up my friendship with him!!~ But he was really afraid Kame had feeling for him.
“Let’s go.” Kame just turned but his heartbeat was fast, faster than usual. What was Jin thinking?
The first half of the concert went like…catastrophe. Aquaneesha fucked the lyric up, harassed -khmm fan serviced- with Kame on stage, ogling him, forgetting the dance moves, drooling. The others really started to think he is not okay.
~Okay Aquaneesha, what do you want to disappear? Really, you fuck my life up!~ Jin grunted once he was in the bathroom, alone…with himself.
“You are fault, because of your denial I was born. I am your suppressed emotions.” Aquaneesha grinned into the mirror.
~Suppressed emotions bullshit!! I am not in denial.~ Jin snapped.
“You are in love with Kamenashi.”
~No. YOU are! I am not, I like girls!!~ Jin desperately reasoned himself. Just how ridiculous it is? Fighting with yourself…
“Yes, I am. Madly. And I am you.” The guy grinned.
~You are NOT me!~ Jin was furious.
“I have your voice, want to make it go away?” He singsonged, adjusting his hair.
~Leave Kamenashi alone…~ Jin whined.
“Nope~ I want him!”
~Arghhhhhhhhh!!~
The rest of the concert went even worse and rumors started to spread about him being in love with Kame, making Jin more annoyed than anything did ever before.
I am NOT in love with Kamenashi, Aquaneesha is!” Jin said, more likely whined to his boss when he was being scold but Johnny shook his head.
“Who allowed YOU to make a rumor about yourself?? You are only skizo when _I_ say it! What is with this Aquaneesha thing? And don’t you dare to lay your finger on Kamenashi like that!”
The scolding of Johnny went on and on but it was not the most annoying thing to Jin that time. The fact he felt Aquaneesha is grinning like hell inside of him made him more annoyed.
“The fuck you smirking?!” Jin snapped out loud already forgetting he was in front of Johnny. The old man looked at him with an angry expression shouting.
“Akanishi, OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!”
****
Jin really had enough. No he was not in love with another man, NOT in denial. He had to cool his head off, but it was just impossible to do so completely. So he decided to go to Lex with his buddies at night.
„You look like crap man.” Ryo commented when he handed Jin another shot of tequila.
„Thanks. That much I know.” Jin grunted.
„You need to get laid. Any nice girl you want?” Ryo pointed at some models and this made Jin’s eyes to lit up. Yes, that he definitely needed. To have his fun with a hot chick, maybe Aquaneesha will disappear then.
„You are right man. Stay seated.” He said when he saw how Ryo was about to stand up. „I will serve myself. Just watch how pros do it and learn.” Jin smirked, never taking his eyes off of a blonde girl.
„Big-headed...” Ryo muttered and randomly kissed the girl sitting next to him.
Akanishi decided to be alluring tonight and with his most charming smile he approached the girl, winking at her.
„Hey babe. Let’s have a drink. You -„ his voice died away when he noticed the girl had turtle-shaped earring.”
„Kazuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~” Aquaneesha whined and everyone, especially his buddies looked at the exclaiming idol, but before anyone could ask what was wrong, Jin already dashed out, leaving the shocking girl behind who almost got deaf.
"What the hell was this..." Ryo blinked after his friend but then returned to his date, shrugging.
~I will kill you Aquaneesha! I will! Damn you, fucker, you bastard, you arghh!!~ Jin shouted to his other self but he couldn't stop Aqaneesha from going straight to Kame’s house.
~I hope he won’t be at home.” Jin prayed while Aquaneesha was ringing like hell in the middle of the night.
~See he is not at home. I want to go back to Lex!!~ Jin demanded.
„No, I want my Kazu!!” Aquaneesha whined.
~God, really... leave Kamenashi alone, he is not gay either, I won’t be his best friend any longer if you fuck it up!!~
No matter what Jin said, Aquaneesha was resuming ringing like crazy. It was quite loud so the neighbours already turned some lights on.
~So embarrassing...uwaa...~ Jin wanted to disappear in a hole.
„Okay, okay I open it already.” He heard Kame’s voice from the house. ~Oh No, he is at home!!~
„Oh yes, he is at home!” Aquaneesha squeeled.
Kazuya was more than shocked when he opened the door revealing his bandmate, but he didn’t really have much time to wonder about it and even to ask why the other man was standing in his doorway at 3 am, because the next thing he knew was Akanishi pinning him to his living room wall, kissing him madly, deeply, allowing no reluctance, already grabbing his ass. Kame really couldn't understand anything.
~ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!? Aquaneesha you...you...........~ Jin was stunned, because he started feeling a spiraling feeling in his stomach and felt how his cock start to awake. It was horror to him, but he had to admit that it didn't feel that bad at all. ~Woah.. well... it feels quite good actually.~
Kame was dizzy and dazed, he just knew that the feeling swept him off of the ground, his heart was beating like crazy. Who thought his bandmate can be so passionate and that Akanishi actually can look at him in THAT way.
~See I told you! Kazuuuu!!!~ Aquaneesha got wilder and wilder, squeezing moans out of the young boy which made not only he, but Akanishi enjoyed it too, quite much. The more he caressed the young man the more he started to realize that maybe he really was in denial.
~It’s not fair, I got to have my Kazu and you make me disappear..~ Aquaneesha whipped, slowly fading away.
~Shut up Aquaneesha. Kamenashi Kazuya is JUST mine.~ Oh yes, it was better than any experience with random women.
“J…Jin…” Kame panted when they broke the kiss to breath, looking at the eyes of the man hesitating, a little afraid and surprised. What will come next? What was with Jin? Did he feel the same?
“You are mine Kamenashi Kazuya.” Jin said in a hoarse and sexy voice, pulling the young down to the sofa, conquering the younger man completely, answering all of his unasked questions.
***********
Jin had to realize it was the best sex he ever had, Kame was alluring and attractive and something warmed his heart, already feeling crazier in love with the young man as Aquanesha ever could feel. And it felt good.
He hugged the naked form in the bed, feeling content and seeing how the sunlight makes the younger man grimace in his sleep. He decided to lean down, waking Kazuya up with a kiss. Hell it felt good kissing him!
“Good morning Kazu.” He whispered into the sexy ear and heard the man giggle.
“Good morning…Aquaneesha.” Kame thought he uses this nickname, Jin always wanted him to call him like that.
Jin grunted and shook his head, then smirked. “No sweety. Just call me Jin.” He said and the answer of Kame was drowned in a kiss. After they again needed to breath they pulled away from each other, tho it felt to be a difficult task, neither of them wanted to let the other’s lips go.
“And you call me Kazuko.” Kame chuckled and it made the older raise his eyebrows.
“What?”
“Just joking.” The younger laughed and rolled on Jin, changing their position. Akanishi’s hand “accidentally” dropped onto his ass and this lead them to another hot lovemaking. It was their luck that they didn’t need to go to work.
How right Aquaneesha was… every little touch, the sweaty body of Kame above him, the way he was moving on him up and down, riding him so sexily made Jin lost his mind.
He was playing with the other man’s cock and tho the experience was new to him, it didn’t feel strange.
Kame was the most sexiest person alive and the erotic moans made Jin thank Aquaneesha to lead him to the right path.
He lead the younger’s waist, invading him deeper and deeper and the second they reached ecstasy together was more intense than what Jin was used to.
“God….thanks Aquaneesha…” Jin panted heavily and Kame asked exhausted from his position lying on Jin’s chest.
“What?”
Jin smirked satisfied.
“Nothing.”
***
~That fucking liar…~ Jin was thinking during concert when he started to think. Aquaneesha was not that honest with him it seemed. He KNEW how to sing more.
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END
Author:tanakakoki_fan
Pairing: Akame
Rating: NC-17
Genre, crack, humor, romance
Warning: unbetaed
Summary: Akanishi Jin is a straight young idol... with a big problem: his other personality: Aquaneesha is madly in love with his bandmate Kamenashi Kazuya. Everytime he steps on stage, he could never know what will happen in the next minute. How will he react? What will he do? (this fic is totally crack u have been warned! XD)
AN: This fic is dedicated to Rina, sugar_pain_baby. I hope it cheers you up even a little!! *hugs*
Akanishi Jin, a young singer one day started to face a problem. He tried to ignore it, to say himself it will go away, but it started to be more and more evident that this problem was bigger than he had thought.
He started to be afraid of concerts… totally afraid of them. Why? Not because he was nervous if he could sing well or not, but because of a certain someone: his own self.
He noticed that along the years he started to develop another personalities without knowing it. Or someone cursed him?
It was not the fact that the other personality endangered his or the life of people, but it was certainly annoying. Why? The other “him”, Aquaneesha as he started to call it -correction, as it started to call itself in his head- was deeply, madly in love with Akanishi’s young bandmate: Kamenashi Kazuya who happened to be another boy.
While Jin couldn’t even imagine of touching Kamenashi like that -he liked girls, why should he- Aquaneesha was drooling over the young man, lusting after him, wanting him as Akanishi definitely didn’t want him.
It started to be more and more embarrassing with time, because Aquaneesha only came out when there was concert, when he was singing on stage, because the sad fact was: only Aquaneesha had talent to sing, he didn’t. So he always let to let this other personality rule him when he had to sing. How could it get this far??
Tokyo Dome, practice before the actual performance.
Everyone was on the stage and the manager looked at Jin with narrowed eyes. The singer was just fidgeting and sweating, seemingly didn’t want to sing. He knew once he does, Aquaneesha will get a hold and that meant…..catastrophe.
“Akanishi, sing finally!” The manager lost his patience and the man sighed. There was no way he can manage this without singing, it’s a rehearsal and a concert after all.
~So it’s my turn~ He heard Aquaneesha chuckle in his head.
“Urusai…” Jin gritted his teeth together and earned weird looks. And oh how weird stares he got when he started to sing and immediately stepping closer and closer to a surprised Kamenashi.
“Kazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!” Aquaneesha whined happily, hugging the man tightly. Kame blushed and his eyes widened in surprise. “A…Akanishi?”
“I told you to call me Aquaneesha!” Jin pouted and looked at Kame with kicked out puppy eyes.
Koki burst out laughing and Kame gaped, as Nakamaru too.
“What?? You became gay Akanishi?”
~I didn’t, I didn’t!! Aquaneesha I will kill you!~ Akanishi swore revenge in the head of the now other personality.
“Akanishi, are you okay?” Kame said but couldn’t deny he liked that position. Yeah, couldn’t deny in front of himself, but could deny in front of Akanishi. He had pride after all!
“I am, Kaaazu-chan~~!” Aquaneesha chuckled and this made Kame blush more especially when he saw how the other’s lips came closer and closer.
Akanishi was praying for Kame to kick him away, but he was quite shocked when he didn’t see any objection from the younger.
~WHAT THE FUCK Kamenashi is in love with me??~
The kiss would really happen because Kazuya was too numb from shock if it wasn’t for Nakamaru’s cough to break the moment.
“Khmmm…. I hope you won’t do this at the actual concert Akanishi…” Maru said in disbelief. What happened to Jin? And why did Kame let him? Well, most likely he had no other choice, but still… But all shrugged it off.
It was easy to shrug the matter off, but to Kame to shrug Aquaneesha off was much more of a different task.
“God, he is here again…” Kame thought when he stepped out of the dressing room, hair done, make-up done, ready to go on stage. However Jin was running towards him and Kazuya could swear the eyes of the man were heart shaped.
“Kazuuuuuuuuuu!!! You look great!!” Aquaneesha complimented, drooling.
“E..h.. thanks…Akanishi…” Really. What can Kame do? How to react to this Just ignore it, ignore…yes.
“Can I kiss you?” Aquaneesha’s question caused him to almost fall onto the floor.
“Whaaat???” Kame asked in disbelief, back turned to Jin. This he really didn’t expect to hear from Akanishi Jin.
~Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?~ Akanishi whined in the head.
“Look, don’t joke with me!” He turned around finding Jin standing looking at him with big, hope filled shining eyes.
“Kazuuuuu can I?”
~No!~ Akanishi protested. ~You will fuck up my friendship with him!!~ But he was really afraid Kame had feeling for him.
“Let’s go.” Kame just turned but his heartbeat was fast, faster than usual. What was Jin thinking?
The first half of the concert went like…catastrophe. Aquaneesha fucked the lyric up, harassed -khmm fan serviced- with Kame on stage, ogling him, forgetting the dance moves, drooling. The others really started to think he is not okay.
~Okay Aquaneesha, what do you want to disappear? Really, you fuck my life up!~ Jin grunted once he was in the bathroom, alone…with himself.
“You are fault, because of your denial I was born. I am your suppressed emotions.” Aquaneesha grinned into the mirror.
~Suppressed emotions bullshit!! I am not in denial.~ Jin snapped.
“You are in love with Kamenashi.”
~No. YOU are! I am not, I like girls!!~ Jin desperately reasoned himself. Just how ridiculous it is? Fighting with yourself…
“Yes, I am. Madly. And I am you.” The guy grinned.
~You are NOT me!~ Jin was furious.
“I have your voice, want to make it go away?” He singsonged, adjusting his hair.
~Leave Kamenashi alone…~ Jin whined.
“Nope~ I want him!”
~Arghhhhhhhhh!!~
The rest of the concert went even worse and rumors started to spread about him being in love with Kame, making Jin more annoyed than anything did ever before.
I am NOT in love with Kamenashi, Aquaneesha is!” Jin said, more likely whined to his boss when he was being scold but Johnny shook his head.
“Who allowed YOU to make a rumor about yourself?? You are only skizo when _I_ say it! What is with this Aquaneesha thing? And don’t you dare to lay your finger on Kamenashi like that!”
The scolding of Johnny went on and on but it was not the most annoying thing to Jin that time. The fact he felt Aquaneesha is grinning like hell inside of him made him more annoyed.
“The fuck you smirking?!” Jin snapped out loud already forgetting he was in front of Johnny. The old man looked at him with an angry expression shouting.
“Akanishi, OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!”
****
Jin really had enough. No he was not in love with another man, NOT in denial. He had to cool his head off, but it was just impossible to do so completely. So he decided to go to Lex with his buddies at night.
„You look like crap man.” Ryo commented when he handed Jin another shot of tequila.
„Thanks. That much I know.” Jin grunted.
„You need to get laid. Any nice girl you want?” Ryo pointed at some models and this made Jin’s eyes to lit up. Yes, that he definitely needed. To have his fun with a hot chick, maybe Aquaneesha will disappear then.
„You are right man. Stay seated.” He said when he saw how Ryo was about to stand up. „I will serve myself. Just watch how pros do it and learn.” Jin smirked, never taking his eyes off of a blonde girl.
„Big-headed...” Ryo muttered and randomly kissed the girl sitting next to him.
Akanishi decided to be alluring tonight and with his most charming smile he approached the girl, winking at her.
„Hey babe. Let’s have a drink. You -„ his voice died away when he noticed the girl had turtle-shaped earring.”
„Kazuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~” Aquaneesha whined and everyone, especially his buddies looked at the exclaiming idol, but before anyone could ask what was wrong, Jin already dashed out, leaving the shocking girl behind who almost got deaf.
"What the hell was this..." Ryo blinked after his friend but then returned to his date, shrugging.
~I will kill you Aquaneesha! I will! Damn you, fucker, you bastard, you arghh!!~ Jin shouted to his other self but he couldn't stop Aqaneesha from going straight to Kame’s house.
~I hope he won’t be at home.” Jin prayed while Aquaneesha was ringing like hell in the middle of the night.
~See he is not at home. I want to go back to Lex!!~ Jin demanded.
„No, I want my Kazu!!” Aquaneesha whined.
~God, really... leave Kamenashi alone, he is not gay either, I won’t be his best friend any longer if you fuck it up!!~
No matter what Jin said, Aquaneesha was resuming ringing like crazy. It was quite loud so the neighbours already turned some lights on.
~So embarrassing...uwaa...~ Jin wanted to disappear in a hole.
„Okay, okay I open it already.” He heard Kame’s voice from the house. ~Oh No, he is at home!!~
„Oh yes, he is at home!” Aquaneesha squeeled.
Kazuya was more than shocked when he opened the door revealing his bandmate, but he didn’t really have much time to wonder about it and even to ask why the other man was standing in his doorway at 3 am, because the next thing he knew was Akanishi pinning him to his living room wall, kissing him madly, deeply, allowing no reluctance, already grabbing his ass. Kame really couldn't understand anything.
~ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!? Aquaneesha you...you...........~ Jin was stunned, because he started feeling a spiraling feeling in his stomach and felt how his cock start to awake. It was horror to him, but he had to admit that it didn't feel that bad at all. ~Woah.. well... it feels quite good actually.~
Kame was dizzy and dazed, he just knew that the feeling swept him off of the ground, his heart was beating like crazy. Who thought his bandmate can be so passionate and that Akanishi actually can look at him in THAT way.
~See I told you! Kazuuuu!!!~ Aquaneesha got wilder and wilder, squeezing moans out of the young boy which made not only he, but Akanishi enjoyed it too, quite much. The more he caressed the young man the more he started to realize that maybe he really was in denial.
~It’s not fair, I got to have my Kazu and you make me disappear..~ Aquaneesha whipped, slowly fading away.
~Shut up Aquaneesha. Kamenashi Kazuya is JUST mine.~ Oh yes, it was better than any experience with random women.
“J…Jin…” Kame panted when they broke the kiss to breath, looking at the eyes of the man hesitating, a little afraid and surprised. What will come next? What was with Jin? Did he feel the same?
“You are mine Kamenashi Kazuya.” Jin said in a hoarse and sexy voice, pulling the young down to the sofa, conquering the younger man completely, answering all of his unasked questions.
***********
Jin had to realize it was the best sex he ever had, Kame was alluring and attractive and something warmed his heart, already feeling crazier in love with the young man as Aquanesha ever could feel. And it felt good.
He hugged the naked form in the bed, feeling content and seeing how the sunlight makes the younger man grimace in his sleep. He decided to lean down, waking Kazuya up with a kiss. Hell it felt good kissing him!
“Good morning Kazu.” He whispered into the sexy ear and heard the man giggle.
“Good morning…Aquaneesha.” Kame thought he uses this nickname, Jin always wanted him to call him like that.
Jin grunted and shook his head, then smirked. “No sweety. Just call me Jin.” He said and the answer of Kame was drowned in a kiss. After they again needed to breath they pulled away from each other, tho it felt to be a difficult task, neither of them wanted to let the other’s lips go.
“And you call me Kazuko.” Kame chuckled and it made the older raise his eyebrows.
“What?”
“Just joking.” The younger laughed and rolled on Jin, changing their position. Akanishi’s hand “accidentally” dropped onto his ass and this lead them to another hot lovemaking. It was their luck that they didn’t need to go to work.
How right Aquaneesha was… every little touch, the sweaty body of Kame above him, the way he was moving on him up and down, riding him so sexily made Jin lost his mind.
He was playing with the other man’s cock and tho the experience was new to him, it didn’t feel strange.
Kame was the most sexiest person alive and the erotic moans made Jin thank Aquaneesha to lead him to the right path.
He lead the younger’s waist, invading him deeper and deeper and the second they reached ecstasy together was more intense than what Jin was used to.
“God….thanks Aquaneesha…” Jin panted heavily and Kame asked exhausted from his position lying on Jin’s chest.
“What?”
Jin smirked satisfied.
“Nothing.”
***
~That fucking liar…~ Jin was thinking during concert when he started to think. Aquaneesha was not that honest with him it seemed. He KNEW how to sing more.
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END