#Fic# Nakamaru's last MC
Fanfiction
Title: Nakamaru's last MC
Author: tanakakoki_fan
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG
Genre: crack, humor
Summary: 2012. Chain tour, Tokyo. Nakamaru's willingness to joke during the MC makes him learn a lesson.
Chain tour, 2012, Tokyo Dome.
KAT-TUN was having their concert half done for the day and the mc part began. They all were glad that they could so called rest a little, it was very hot and they were a bit tired. Only Nakamaru and Koki were worried, both for different reason. Johnny-san scolded them, because of the MC the day before, especially he scolded Nakamaru why he was so boring. The others got their own little talk too, why they couldn't be more creative, why they just stood on stage and particularly talked about nothing. Of course, nothing could go on without a batsugame, so Nakamaru was warned, if he will be boring this day too, he has to go out right away and ride the big rollercoaster next to the dome. That will be interesting and entertaining for sure. Of course not for Maru.
Koki on the other hand was scared for KAT-TUN's future, because as he saw Kame's puffed cheeks after Johnny's scolding was over he knew, nothing good will come out of this MC today. Not with the "princess" angry.
"Okay, so Johnny said we should talk about what is interesting, so I will talk about it." the youngest band member started with an innocent-look smile and blunted out. "Yesterday when I wanted to go to shower, Nakamaru followed me and said let's go together."
Ouch, this theme again. Koki was so sure this will come. Especially with some... uninvited guest, it was sure Kame will do anything to be "interesting" and ...teasing.
"Yes, and this time I meant it seriously." Maru nodded in full agreement and the rapper gaped. He knew Nakamaru will try so hard to be funny, but this is NOT the trail of topic he should give fuel to! This is the way he wanted to avoid the rollercoaster? Such a cheap try! Koki was sure, they will be scolded yet again, but this time very seriously. He wanted to bring a new topic talking about fans, but it ended up having a homosexual theme too and he was shocked about himself. Why do they always end up there?
Why KAME ended up there, they all knew. Damn he can be a bad influence. But noone used to be the partner in crime in such speeches, damn you Nakamaru! Koki swore he will make the beatboxer ride the damn rollercoster twice.
They started to walk to the main stage when it happened. Kame knelt behind Nakamaru and formed a weapon out of his hands, poking the other guy's asshole with it. "Kanchou~~~" he shouted cheerfully. The older guy jumped up in surprise, but he was positive. This time he will go on with the flow and won't be a bore to the management. No, he absolutely won't ride the rollercoster even if he has to exchange gay teasings with the members. Not even if it was Kamenashi. Mr DANGER-not-to-touch-my-possession was not around anyway. That's why he gathered all of his courage and did the same to Kame, only harder.
"Ouch!" Kame looked behind and pouted cutely but enjoyed the attention. "Nakamaruuu~ I kanchoed you so softly and you did it to me so roughly."
"Because you are used to it anyway." Maru grinned. Koki wanted to facepalm himself, Junno's smile froze and Ueda just blinked. Oooops. Exactly THIS is what he shouldn't have said. What happened to Nakamaru today??
"But when I did it, it was good, right Nakamaru? HE didn't have complaints back then either." Kame winked, leaving the 90% of the audience clueless who he was referring to, but Koki wanted to groan in frustration. Kame will dig KAT-TUN's grave!!
"Yes, and now I can say it finally, we are going out with Kame." the beatboxer thought it will be oh-so-good joke and he was glad when Kame played along with him, snuggling close, but then the world stopped turning and Maru paled as he saw what he didn't expect to. From where he stood he could look backstage and there, he saw his death. A person who was completely more than in bad mood, his eyes threw sparks from the death glare, his hand was fisted as he rose it a little, promising Nakamaru some serious bruise.
Maru immediately stepped away from Kame. God, he will DIE. Why? Oh God why? Why was HE here?? Tho he could have thought he will come...like always...
'I don't even enjoy Kamenashi's closeness like that and the fanservice. Why me??'
He tried to smile at the figure backstage nervously when Kame entangled their arms and put his head onto Maru's shoudler.
"Yes, it's the truth." Of course, whenever there was a gay theme, Kame more than played along.
Maru saw the face of the man standing backstage darkened more.
Why? Why is it always HIS fault? Kame was the one who went close and joked like that. He was innocent.
Ueda brought up another thema just for a few minutes, but Kame noticed the figure watching them from safe distance not to be noticed by anyone else and grinned, approaching the poor Nakamaru again who was sweating from fear of being killed after the concert. Alas, KAT-TUN would not be so popular without the cool N. Will this be enough reason for Akanishi to have mercy on him?
Maru jumped a little from shock when he felt Kame's hands on him again.
"Eww you two, you do nothing else just flirting today. What's with you, seriously?" Koki was surprised. This much did Nakamaru want to be cool and not caring the raging possessive bastard alias Akanishi Jin raging at the backstage? He wouldn't be in Maru's place that's for sure. He was playing jokes with Kame too but NEVER ever dig his fingers up to the younger's asshole.
Hm... the name of the band will be weird from now on... KaT-TU.
What was this? A Survival game? Already 2 letters dropped out. Who will remain wins? What? However not that the ex-A of the group wouldn't be always around, always there miraculously and he didn't stop his little not-at-all-innocent relationship with the representative of K. Some things just don't change. Not even with time.
Who will fall out next? And he was as nice to even represent Akanishi by making his hairstyle and behavior the same. Yet no fanservice approach from Kame. How sad.
"Okay, then let's move to the songs." He heard Ueda say, but he desperately wanted to make the MC longer. Nooooway he goes backstage. Not until Akanishi's attention will be more on Kame than him.
"Oh, I was mistaken with someone from Arashi by an old couple." He said out of the blue, stopping the idea of ending the MC and the others looked at him.
"Oh really? Apologize from Arashi." Kame chuckled and kanchoed the other again.
It was not even necessary to look backstage for Maru to know: he is dead.
At the end, the MC was longer than anyone could expect and when Maru was walking (with microscopic steps, veeery slowly) at the direction of backstage he saw Akanishi pointing at him, then gave a thumbs down, forming "you.are.dead." with his mouth. This time, the oldest member of the band knew, it was time to pray.
'Well, God, please, at the next life, if I have to be a JE member again, give me the favor to really be in Arashi. Thank you. Sincerely yours, Nakamaru Yuuichi.'
And with that, he had the only hope that Kame will reach backstage way before him. Looking back however he saw luck was not at his side, something told him the young one played a prank on him, because he went even slower. Kazuya, not to look guilty he used the time to wave fans in the meanwhile. The PERFECT entertainer.
'Oh why is it that even if Akanishi is out of the band I am still the victim of Akame's teasing?" Maru sighed in himself as he reached backstage step by step with a huge gulp.
But at least, his solo song was over, he could perform it one last time.
'Thank you fans, thank you TTU. I hate you Akakame.
Thank you life. Goodbye.
Sincerely yours,
Nakamaru Yuuichi, 28 years old.'
***
END
Title: Nakamaru's last MC
Author: tanakakoki_fan
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG
Genre: crack, humor
Summary: 2012. Chain tour, Tokyo. Nakamaru's willingness to joke during the MC makes him learn a lesson.
Chain tour, 2012, Tokyo Dome.
KAT-TUN was having their concert half done for the day and the mc part began. They all were glad that they could so called rest a little, it was very hot and they were a bit tired. Only Nakamaru and Koki were worried, both for different reason. Johnny-san scolded them, because of the MC the day before, especially he scolded Nakamaru why he was so boring. The others got their own little talk too, why they couldn't be more creative, why they just stood on stage and particularly talked about nothing. Of course, nothing could go on without a batsugame, so Nakamaru was warned, if he will be boring this day too, he has to go out right away and ride the big rollercoaster next to the dome. That will be interesting and entertaining for sure. Of course not for Maru.
Koki on the other hand was scared for KAT-TUN's future, because as he saw Kame's puffed cheeks after Johnny's scolding was over he knew, nothing good will come out of this MC today. Not with the "princess" angry.
"Okay, so Johnny said we should talk about what is interesting, so I will talk about it." the youngest band member started with an innocent-look smile and blunted out. "Yesterday when I wanted to go to shower, Nakamaru followed me and said let's go together."
Ouch, this theme again. Koki was so sure this will come. Especially with some... uninvited guest, it was sure Kame will do anything to be "interesting" and ...teasing.
"Yes, and this time I meant it seriously." Maru nodded in full agreement and the rapper gaped. He knew Nakamaru will try so hard to be funny, but this is NOT the trail of topic he should give fuel to! This is the way he wanted to avoid the rollercoaster? Such a cheap try! Koki was sure, they will be scolded yet again, but this time very seriously. He wanted to bring a new topic talking about fans, but it ended up having a homosexual theme too and he was shocked about himself. Why do they always end up there?
Why KAME ended up there, they all knew. Damn he can be a bad influence. But noone used to be the partner in crime in such speeches, damn you Nakamaru! Koki swore he will make the beatboxer ride the damn rollercoster twice.
They started to walk to the main stage when it happened. Kame knelt behind Nakamaru and formed a weapon out of his hands, poking the other guy's asshole with it. "Kanchou~~~" he shouted cheerfully. The older guy jumped up in surprise, but he was positive. This time he will go on with the flow and won't be a bore to the management. No, he absolutely won't ride the rollercoster even if he has to exchange gay teasings with the members. Not even if it was Kamenashi. Mr DANGER-not-to-touch-my-possession was not around anyway. That's why he gathered all of his courage and did the same to Kame, only harder.
"Ouch!" Kame looked behind and pouted cutely but enjoyed the attention. "Nakamaruuu~ I kanchoed you so softly and you did it to me so roughly."
"Because you are used to it anyway." Maru grinned. Koki wanted to facepalm himself, Junno's smile froze and Ueda just blinked. Oooops. Exactly THIS is what he shouldn't have said. What happened to Nakamaru today??
"But when I did it, it was good, right Nakamaru? HE didn't have complaints back then either." Kame winked, leaving the 90% of the audience clueless who he was referring to, but Koki wanted to groan in frustration. Kame will dig KAT-TUN's grave!!
"Yes, and now I can say it finally, we are going out with Kame." the beatboxer thought it will be oh-so-good joke and he was glad when Kame played along with him, snuggling close, but then the world stopped turning and Maru paled as he saw what he didn't expect to. From where he stood he could look backstage and there, he saw his death. A person who was completely more than in bad mood, his eyes threw sparks from the death glare, his hand was fisted as he rose it a little, promising Nakamaru some serious bruise.
Maru immediately stepped away from Kame. God, he will DIE. Why? Oh God why? Why was HE here?? Tho he could have thought he will come...like always...
'I don't even enjoy Kamenashi's closeness like that and the fanservice. Why me??'
He tried to smile at the figure backstage nervously when Kame entangled their arms and put his head onto Maru's shoudler.
"Yes, it's the truth." Of course, whenever there was a gay theme, Kame more than played along.
Maru saw the face of the man standing backstage darkened more.
Why? Why is it always HIS fault? Kame was the one who went close and joked like that. He was innocent.
Ueda brought up another thema just for a few minutes, but Kame noticed the figure watching them from safe distance not to be noticed by anyone else and grinned, approaching the poor Nakamaru again who was sweating from fear of being killed after the concert. Alas, KAT-TUN would not be so popular without the cool N. Will this be enough reason for Akanishi to have mercy on him?
Maru jumped a little from shock when he felt Kame's hands on him again.
"Eww you two, you do nothing else just flirting today. What's with you, seriously?" Koki was surprised. This much did Nakamaru want to be cool and not caring the raging possessive bastard alias Akanishi Jin raging at the backstage? He wouldn't be in Maru's place that's for sure. He was playing jokes with Kame too but NEVER ever dig his fingers up to the younger's asshole.
Hm... the name of the band will be weird from now on... KaT-TU.
What was this? A Survival game? Already 2 letters dropped out. Who will remain wins? What? However not that the ex-A of the group wouldn't be always around, always there miraculously and he didn't stop his little not-at-all-innocent relationship with the representative of K. Some things just don't change. Not even with time.
Who will fall out next? And he was as nice to even represent Akanishi by making his hairstyle and behavior the same. Yet no fanservice approach from Kame. How sad.
"Okay, then let's move to the songs." He heard Ueda say, but he desperately wanted to make the MC longer. Nooooway he goes backstage. Not until Akanishi's attention will be more on Kame than him.
"Oh, I was mistaken with someone from Arashi by an old couple." He said out of the blue, stopping the idea of ending the MC and the others looked at him.
"Oh really? Apologize from Arashi." Kame chuckled and kanchoed the other again.
It was not even necessary to look backstage for Maru to know: he is dead.
At the end, the MC was longer than anyone could expect and when Maru was walking (with microscopic steps, veeery slowly) at the direction of backstage he saw Akanishi pointing at him, then gave a thumbs down, forming "you.are.dead." with his mouth. This time, the oldest member of the band knew, it was time to pray.
'Well, God, please, at the next life, if I have to be a JE member again, give me the favor to really be in Arashi. Thank you. Sincerely yours, Nakamaru Yuuichi.'
And with that, he had the only hope that Kame will reach backstage way before him. Looking back however he saw luck was not at his side, something told him the young one played a prank on him, because he went even slower. Kazuya, not to look guilty he used the time to wave fans in the meanwhile. The PERFECT entertainer.
'Oh why is it that even if Akanishi is out of the band I am still the victim of Akame's teasing?" Maru sighed in himself as he reached backstage step by step with a huge gulp.
But at least, his solo song was over, he could perform it one last time.
'Thank you fans, thank you TTU. I hate you Akakame.
Thank you life. Goodbye.
Sincerely yours,
Nakamaru Yuuichi, 28 years old.'
***
END