#Fic# Why Kame didn't take his shirt off
#Fanfiction#
Title: Why Kame didn't take his shirt off
Author: tanakakoki_fan
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG
Genre: crack, humor
Warning: no beta
Summary: Why Kame didn't take his shirt off during Chain tour Tokyo dome concert? Someone is fault. Who is it?
AN: This fic is for aishayue :D She suggested me to write this. XD I hope you like it~
AN2: a lot of times comments make me write oneshot even if noone suggest idea XD
'That fucking idiotic sexaholic bastard.' Kame was grunting in himself as he was getting ready for the concert. It was the last day, the 22nd of April. He couldn't believe his lover couldn't wait for just one more day! Well, it is Akanishi Jin after all. And now that he is well covered for his own well being with this ....marriage, he thought he could do whatever he wanted. Tho no, it was NOT a good plan at all, the young man was still convinced about it.
Kazuya sighed and stood up just to find his boyfriend laying on the sofa, snoring, his sleeping face looked totally pleased. Oh the ASSHOLE!! Kame was raging and narrowed his eyes. WHEN did the other sneak into the dressing room?? He is not afraid for his life? The others were after him to give a payback, but no, it seemed Jin was totally calm, content and sure in himself. Now that he had so much freetime...
'God, why is Johnny-san playing along with him this much?'
As for Kame, as if Dream Boys this year wasn't already enough punishment for the young man, he had to put up with his having-so-much-freetime-but-already-bored-of-twitter "stalker" almost everyday since the other was back from the USA.
It was time to change clothes and when Kame cluelessly took his shirt off, the horrifying image that the mirror reflected made his eyes wide. He was covered with red kiss and bite marks. "The HELL with this fucker!!!" He said out loud, totally angry, waking Akanishi up with it who just stretched his arms satisfied, a small smile covering his face.
"Good morning love."
Kame's eyes were already in flames from fury. The have-no-responsibility-feeling bastard!! He dared to even smile! Oh this....dglskgjflg
"Where is my good morning kiss?" This could have been the last sentence of Jin alive if it wasn't for the others to come into the room. Not that they didn't have the same murderous thought towards the lazying around Akanishi. The man didn't seem to mind this even a bit though.
"Hello Akanishi-kun~" Junno was the only one who greeted him with a bright smile and got a kick from Koki immediately. "Traitor." the rapper reasoned himself.
"Hey Taguchi!" Jin grinned just as wide, still laying lazily on the big sofa, waving enthusiastically.
Koki swore he will NEVER EVER agree on making a welcome back home party for Jin in Kame's apartment. The young man could still be so naive sometimes, he actually thought it wouldn't end up as it did? That Akanishi won't just eat him alive?
"Did you get enough sleep?" the laying man joked, making Kame gape at his bluntness. This man REALLY had guts!
"I couldn't sleep because I was so excited about the concert." Taguchi answered innocently.
"Buuullshit Taguchi, tell the truth, you _DIDN'T_ sleep because of the fucking annoying LOUD videogames, the one who _COULDN'T_ sleep was everyone else except you."
"Not only the games were loud tho..." Nakamaru eyed Jin then Kame and the youngest member made an annoyed face. As if he was so glad it happened like that. It was he who had the most "damage" of it, even physically.
"It is ME who have the most unpleasant consequences out of it." He emphasized, limping to the desk.
"That was pretty much NOT an unpleasant moment for you, now you know what we felt." Ueda murmured.
"No, I am sure you didn't feel the same as Kazu-chan, and I am sorry if you want to, but I am loyal." Jin said out of the blue and now even Junno glared at him.
"You better SLEEP damnit, before we all will deliberately not let you. Wanna feel what we felt?" Koki grabbed the full furious Kame, pulling him to him, but earned a slap onto his head by Kame, and Jin immediately sat up not so pleased anymore.
"Uhhhh touch him again and you are DEAD!" He pouted and shouted childishly.
Kame rolled his eyes.
'Na wait Akanishi Jin. I will make you pay.' Koki thought and he excused himself he had to get ready, smirking at Jin. "I will make you see what we were seeing all the evening Akanishi." The rapper nodded and disappeared at the other room.
***
The screen opened and KAT-TUN was standing on the stage. The audience was shocked as they saw Koki, but the most shocked was Jin. He didn't know why the rapper vanished and didn't come out of the dressing room as long Jin was waiting there. As soon as Akanishi was standing at the same spot backstage he always did lately, surely the Joker-bastard came out of the room, making it deliberately like this.
"He looks like me damnit!!!" Jin raged and for a fleeting second he noticed Koki looking at him smirking, then looking back at the audience, doing a very Jin-like movement.
"I WILL KILL THIS COPYCAAAAT!!" Jin gaped and glared at his ex-bandmate, crossing his arms in front of his chest. "If he will dare to do fanservice with Kazu, I will grab him and switch places. Don't think you are that clever Joker." Akanishi nodded in agreement with himself and already planning his move.
But... who suffered from this the most? Apparently Kamenashi, who tried hard not to limp and hide his body the best he could. Getting his shirt off? That segment of fanservice had to be cancelled. 'Sorry fans, blame Jin.'
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END
Title: Why Kame didn't take his shirt off
Author: tanakakoki_fan
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG
Genre: crack, humor
Warning: no beta
Summary: Why Kame didn't take his shirt off during Chain tour Tokyo dome concert? Someone is fault. Who is it?
AN: This fic is for aishayue :D She suggested me to write this. XD I hope you like it~
AN2: a lot of times comments make me write oneshot even if noone suggest idea XD
'That fucking idiotic sexaholic bastard.' Kame was grunting in himself as he was getting ready for the concert. It was the last day, the 22nd of April. He couldn't believe his lover couldn't wait for just one more day! Well, it is Akanishi Jin after all. And now that he is well covered for his own well being with this ....marriage, he thought he could do whatever he wanted. Tho no, it was NOT a good plan at all, the young man was still convinced about it.
Kazuya sighed and stood up just to find his boyfriend laying on the sofa, snoring, his sleeping face looked totally pleased. Oh the ASSHOLE!! Kame was raging and narrowed his eyes. WHEN did the other sneak into the dressing room?? He is not afraid for his life? The others were after him to give a payback, but no, it seemed Jin was totally calm, content and sure in himself. Now that he had so much freetime...
'God, why is Johnny-san playing along with him this much?'
As for Kame, as if Dream Boys this year wasn't already enough punishment for the young man, he had to put up with his having-so-much-freetime-but-already-bored-of-twitter "stalker" almost everyday since the other was back from the USA.
It was time to change clothes and when Kame cluelessly took his shirt off, the horrifying image that the mirror reflected made his eyes wide. He was covered with red kiss and bite marks. "The HELL with this fucker!!!" He said out loud, totally angry, waking Akanishi up with it who just stretched his arms satisfied, a small smile covering his face.
"Good morning love."
Kame's eyes were already in flames from fury. The have-no-responsibility-feeling bastard!! He dared to even smile! Oh this....dglskgjflg
"Where is my good morning kiss?" This could have been the last sentence of Jin alive if it wasn't for the others to come into the room. Not that they didn't have the same murderous thought towards the lazying around Akanishi. The man didn't seem to mind this even a bit though.
"Hello Akanishi-kun~" Junno was the only one who greeted him with a bright smile and got a kick from Koki immediately. "Traitor." the rapper reasoned himself.
"Hey Taguchi!" Jin grinned just as wide, still laying lazily on the big sofa, waving enthusiastically.
Koki swore he will NEVER EVER agree on making a welcome back home party for Jin in Kame's apartment. The young man could still be so naive sometimes, he actually thought it wouldn't end up as it did? That Akanishi won't just eat him alive?
"Did you get enough sleep?" the laying man joked, making Kame gape at his bluntness. This man REALLY had guts!
"I couldn't sleep because I was so excited about the concert." Taguchi answered innocently.
"Buuullshit Taguchi, tell the truth, you _DIDN'T_ sleep because of the fucking annoying LOUD videogames, the one who _COULDN'T_ sleep was everyone else except you."
"Not only the games were loud tho..." Nakamaru eyed Jin then Kame and the youngest member made an annoyed face. As if he was so glad it happened like that. It was he who had the most "damage" of it, even physically.
"It is ME who have the most unpleasant consequences out of it." He emphasized, limping to the desk.
"That was pretty much NOT an unpleasant moment for you, now you know what we felt." Ueda murmured.
"No, I am sure you didn't feel the same as Kazu-chan, and I am sorry if you want to, but I am loyal." Jin said out of the blue and now even Junno glared at him.
"You better SLEEP damnit, before we all will deliberately not let you. Wanna feel what we felt?" Koki grabbed the full furious Kame, pulling him to him, but earned a slap onto his head by Kame, and Jin immediately sat up not so pleased anymore.
"Uhhhh touch him again and you are DEAD!" He pouted and shouted childishly.
Kame rolled his eyes.
'Na wait Akanishi Jin. I will make you pay.' Koki thought and he excused himself he had to get ready, smirking at Jin. "I will make you see what we were seeing all the evening Akanishi." The rapper nodded and disappeared at the other room.
***
The screen opened and KAT-TUN was standing on the stage. The audience was shocked as they saw Koki, but the most shocked was Jin. He didn't know why the rapper vanished and didn't come out of the dressing room as long Jin was waiting there. As soon as Akanishi was standing at the same spot backstage he always did lately, surely the Joker-bastard came out of the room, making it deliberately like this.
"He looks like me damnit!!!" Jin raged and for a fleeting second he noticed Koki looking at him smirking, then looking back at the audience, doing a very Jin-like movement.
"I WILL KILL THIS COPYCAAAAT!!" Jin gaped and glared at his ex-bandmate, crossing his arms in front of his chest. "If he will dare to do fanservice with Kazu, I will grab him and switch places. Don't think you are that clever Joker." Akanishi nodded in agreement with himself and already planning his move.
But... who suffered from this the most? Apparently Kamenashi, who tried hard not to limp and hide his body the best he could. Getting his shirt off? That segment of fanservice had to be cancelled. 'Sorry fans, blame Jin.'
***********
END