#Fic# Kame's plan
#Fic#
Title: Kame's plan
Author: tanakakoki_fan
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG
Genre: humor, crack, romance
Warning: no beta
Summary: Kame is annoyed of Jin always ogling him wherever they are. Now he set a plan to prevent it. What can it be? And what is Jin's reaction to it?
AN: This is a belated Birthday present to witchann2 <3 Thank you for the support and HAPPY BIRTHDAY! <3
Kame was irritated to say the least. Why was his boyfriend so hopeless? No matter where they were, let it be in a live show, a concert, cameras all around and hungry eyes of fans set onto them, Jin never stopped ogling him obviously. First it amused Kame, then it started to make him feel alarmed, but lately he just felt annoyed. Why can't Jin be a professional? They were living together, meeting every day, spending each night together they could. Yet, his lover had his eyes glued on him at every given - and not given but forced- chance. If they continued like this, it surely would lead to a scandal, speculations and maybe they would even be found out!
Oh no, that would be the end of everything, their doom, KAT-TUN's doom and anyway, how could an adult man who was working in the showbusiness for more than 10 years behave this irresponsible?
The young man just had to think back on the recent events to sigh deeply again.
- Shooting day, Cartoon KAT-TUN.
Jin peeks at Kame. Break, Jin sits next to Kame, director makes him sit elsewhere... result: Jin sulking and doesn't speak during the rest of the show.
- Perofrmance time, Music station
Jin is singing the most touching part stealing glances at Kame, who of course looks everywhere else but not onto him, knowing perfectly he is being watched.
- Concert time, dressing room
Jin stumbling in the doorstep because his eyes are fixated on Kame and not on the floor.
And so on, with millions of examples.
This had to be stopped, Kame thought. This totally can't go on anymore. Their working hours were always longer than expected, because they had to start everything from the start a lot of time. Why was that? One word: Jin.
And not only for the sake of work, but the causer himself. Before Jin breaks some of his bones by being careless Kame had to think of something.
His plan was brilliant he knew, though he had to pay the prise. But if this was what had to be done to save everyone from the total destruction and from being thrown out, becoming jobless, giving performances on street - though Jin's hat would be perfect to put out for coins - he sacrificed himself with courage.
He set everything, ignored the weird looks he got, even didn't care what his fans will say to this or what Johnny will. He had to do this because of a holy matter, to save everyone around him and Jin from his own stupidity.
What was the heroic thing he did? Even if we want to be kind, we have to say: fucking his outlook up. His hair curled, but not in a stylish way, dyed brown-orange, tyed up in a weird, non-Kamenashi style. To top all of it he wore red framed fake glasses. He hoped that like this, Jin won't watch him even on screen. He made all of this before the shooting of Cartoon KAT-TUN, so it was going to be a surprise for the members too.
When they gathered together in front of the gate that was going to be open when the program started, Kame got all kind of looks from his bandmates, from surprised to shocked. He deliberately looked at Jin to see he was the most surprised. Great, like this, mission completed, problem solved. He nodded to himself when they were signaled to start.
However when Cartoon KAT-TUN shooting ended Kazuya was not so happy anymore, but the same annoyed look on his face he usually had at times like these. No, he absolutely won't look at Jin. Just no. How could his plan result be the opposite of what he expected??
No matter what, he needed to have a serious talk with his boyfriend, but by the time he managed to calm himself down Jin was nowhere to be seen. The coward surely fleed home or to a club before the younger could chop his head off.
***
When Jin didn't go home all night Kame started to worry though. Where can the other be? What can be the cause of him not going home? It was not like Jin anymore to stay out at nights. Kazuya was waiting patiently, but couldn't fall asleep. When it was around 5 o'clock he couldn't bear only tossing and turning in his bed any longer. He had work the next day so he really should sleep. The decision came in a heartbeat, the man grabbed his phone and searched the Jin's name out of the number list, being slightly angry again. 'What he will get for this!' Kazuya thought. 'Or what he will not.' He grinned, pushing the call button.
"Kazuuu~~" Jin answered the phone with excited voice which made Kame sure his suggestions were wrong and his lover stayed away because of a different reason than being afraid.
"Where are you??" the young man asked with not a pleased tone of voice, looking out of the window seeing it starts to be bright outside. "Do you know how late it is?"
Jin ignored the annoyed tone though and answered enthusiastically.
"I have a surprise for you! It took long to prepare and I wanna show it to you tomorrow that's why I can't go home, but don't worry love, I am at Pi's." That much Kazuya could tell, because he heard the nonstop laugh of someone sounded like Yamapi in the background. Why did he have a weird feeling?
"Fine, but don't be late, tomorrow is shooting day again." He sighed and had a feeling he won't really be glad of the surprise.
"I won't~ Goodnight Kazu, I miss you and lov--" beep beep beep was the sign Kazuya cut the line. He knew that if he didn't, Jin's confession will change into an unending sentence of fluff he will choke in.
***
The next day Kame was not the last one to arrive, Koki and Junno were already there and they looked at him with faces that showed sympathy. The rapper just started to scratch the back of his head as soon as Kazuya stepped in, and Junno's smile was not that bright as always, as if they were afraid or uneasy about something. But what could it be?
His question was answered in record time as Jin flung the door of the bathroom open that connected to the dressing room with a huge grin and a cheerful shout of "Kazuuuu~~~". Kame clenched his fist and tried not to explode or kick the man to his death as he looked at him, realizing what caused Koki and Junno to be nervous.
Akanishi Jin. With the same idiotic hairstyle he had, with almost the same fake glasses. Not just he didn't succeed making Jin not to ogle him, he caused to have another fabolous Akame evidence to the fans and everyone. He and Jin looking totally the same. Mission: totally failed.
"Anou naaa......." Kazuya narrowed his eyes at his boyfriend dangerously and his voice was so low and promising a fight that Junno and Koki stepped one step back. Everyone got startled though when Jin shrieked.
"Ahhh!! I fucked up the color of the glasses!! It's not the same!!" Akanishi pouted childishly and started to run for his life when Kame exploded and began to chase him saying his full name which meant horrible things will happen.
Result of this all?
Scolding from Johnny.
Narrow eyes from the manager.
Getting found out by the other bands because who would imitate such a crazy hairstyle if not out of love.
Causing more fanwars and dokidoki minute to Akame fans.
Kame had to admit to himself, there are fights he can never win.
"Maybe I should just participate in fight that I CAN win." He murmured and the manager hearing this nodded. "Kamenashi-san, this sentence is great, we will use it in your next interview."
As for Jin?
The laughter echoed from both NewS and Kanjani8 dressing room.
*****
END
AN: The hairstyle in this fic :D
Title: Kame's plan
Author: tanakakoki_fan
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG
Genre: humor, crack, romance
Warning: no beta
Summary: Kame is annoyed of Jin always ogling him wherever they are. Now he set a plan to prevent it. What can it be? And what is Jin's reaction to it?
AN: This is a belated Birthday present to witchann2 <3 Thank you for the support and HAPPY BIRTHDAY! <3
Kame was irritated to say the least. Why was his boyfriend so hopeless? No matter where they were, let it be in a live show, a concert, cameras all around and hungry eyes of fans set onto them, Jin never stopped ogling him obviously. First it amused Kame, then it started to make him feel alarmed, but lately he just felt annoyed. Why can't Jin be a professional? They were living together, meeting every day, spending each night together they could. Yet, his lover had his eyes glued on him at every given - and not given but forced- chance. If they continued like this, it surely would lead to a scandal, speculations and maybe they would even be found out!
Oh no, that would be the end of everything, their doom, KAT-TUN's doom and anyway, how could an adult man who was working in the showbusiness for more than 10 years behave this irresponsible?
The young man just had to think back on the recent events to sigh deeply again.
- Shooting day, Cartoon KAT-TUN.
Jin peeks at Kame. Break, Jin sits next to Kame, director makes him sit elsewhere... result: Jin sulking and doesn't speak during the rest of the show.
- Perofrmance time, Music station
Jin is singing the most touching part stealing glances at Kame, who of course looks everywhere else but not onto him, knowing perfectly he is being watched.
- Concert time, dressing room
Jin stumbling in the doorstep because his eyes are fixated on Kame and not on the floor.
And so on, with millions of examples.
This had to be stopped, Kame thought. This totally can't go on anymore. Their working hours were always longer than expected, because they had to start everything from the start a lot of time. Why was that? One word: Jin.
And not only for the sake of work, but the causer himself. Before Jin breaks some of his bones by being careless Kame had to think of something.
His plan was brilliant he knew, though he had to pay the prise. But if this was what had to be done to save everyone from the total destruction and from being thrown out, becoming jobless, giving performances on street - though Jin's hat would be perfect to put out for coins - he sacrificed himself with courage.
He set everything, ignored the weird looks he got, even didn't care what his fans will say to this or what Johnny will. He had to do this because of a holy matter, to save everyone around him and Jin from his own stupidity.
What was the heroic thing he did? Even if we want to be kind, we have to say: fucking his outlook up. His hair curled, but not in a stylish way, dyed brown-orange, tyed up in a weird, non-Kamenashi style. To top all of it he wore red framed fake glasses. He hoped that like this, Jin won't watch him even on screen. He made all of this before the shooting of Cartoon KAT-TUN, so it was going to be a surprise for the members too.
When they gathered together in front of the gate that was going to be open when the program started, Kame got all kind of looks from his bandmates, from surprised to shocked. He deliberately looked at Jin to see he was the most surprised. Great, like this, mission completed, problem solved. He nodded to himself when they were signaled to start.
However when Cartoon KAT-TUN shooting ended Kazuya was not so happy anymore, but the same annoyed look on his face he usually had at times like these. No, he absolutely won't look at Jin. Just no. How could his plan result be the opposite of what he expected??
No matter what, he needed to have a serious talk with his boyfriend, but by the time he managed to calm himself down Jin was nowhere to be seen. The coward surely fleed home or to a club before the younger could chop his head off.
***
When Jin didn't go home all night Kame started to worry though. Where can the other be? What can be the cause of him not going home? It was not like Jin anymore to stay out at nights. Kazuya was waiting patiently, but couldn't fall asleep. When it was around 5 o'clock he couldn't bear only tossing and turning in his bed any longer. He had work the next day so he really should sleep. The decision came in a heartbeat, the man grabbed his phone and searched the Jin's name out of the number list, being slightly angry again. 'What he will get for this!' Kazuya thought. 'Or what he will not.' He grinned, pushing the call button.
"Kazuuu~~" Jin answered the phone with excited voice which made Kame sure his suggestions were wrong and his lover stayed away because of a different reason than being afraid.
"Where are you??" the young man asked with not a pleased tone of voice, looking out of the window seeing it starts to be bright outside. "Do you know how late it is?"
Jin ignored the annoyed tone though and answered enthusiastically.
"I have a surprise for you! It took long to prepare and I wanna show it to you tomorrow that's why I can't go home, but don't worry love, I am at Pi's." That much Kazuya could tell, because he heard the nonstop laugh of someone sounded like Yamapi in the background. Why did he have a weird feeling?
"Fine, but don't be late, tomorrow is shooting day again." He sighed and had a feeling he won't really be glad of the surprise.
"I won't~ Goodnight Kazu, I miss you and lov--" beep beep beep was the sign Kazuya cut the line. He knew that if he didn't, Jin's confession will change into an unending sentence of fluff he will choke in.
***
The next day Kame was not the last one to arrive, Koki and Junno were already there and they looked at him with faces that showed sympathy. The rapper just started to scratch the back of his head as soon as Kazuya stepped in, and Junno's smile was not that bright as always, as if they were afraid or uneasy about something. But what could it be?
His question was answered in record time as Jin flung the door of the bathroom open that connected to the dressing room with a huge grin and a cheerful shout of "Kazuuuu~~~". Kame clenched his fist and tried not to explode or kick the man to his death as he looked at him, realizing what caused Koki and Junno to be nervous.
Akanishi Jin. With the same idiotic hairstyle he had, with almost the same fake glasses. Not just he didn't succeed making Jin not to ogle him, he caused to have another fabolous Akame evidence to the fans and everyone. He and Jin looking totally the same. Mission: totally failed.
"Anou naaa......." Kazuya narrowed his eyes at his boyfriend dangerously and his voice was so low and promising a fight that Junno and Koki stepped one step back. Everyone got startled though when Jin shrieked.
"Ahhh!! I fucked up the color of the glasses!! It's not the same!!" Akanishi pouted childishly and started to run for his life when Kame exploded and began to chase him saying his full name which meant horrible things will happen.
Result of this all?
Scolding from Johnny.
Narrow eyes from the manager.
Getting found out by the other bands because who would imitate such a crazy hairstyle if not out of love.
Causing more fanwars and dokidoki minute to Akame fans.
Kame had to admit to himself, there are fights he can never win.
"Maybe I should just participate in fight that I CAN win." He murmured and the manager hearing this nodded. "Kamenashi-san, this sentence is great, we will use it in your next interview."
As for Jin?
The laughter echoed from both NewS and Kanjani8 dressing room.
*****
END
AN: The hairstyle in this fic :D