#Fic# The vote
#Fic#
Title: The vote
author:tanakakoki_fan
pairing: Akame
rating: PG
warning: no beta
genre: crack, humor, romance
summary: Voting in Utaban has more consequences than T-TUN thought.
2006.03.23. One of the biggest shock in the life of two singers. The quiz in the program Utaban was going smoothly until the question if there was a member you feel uncomfortable with when in the same room was asked. Because it went anonimously, the members thought they are free to say their honest opinion. What trouble could they have? Noone will know who they voted at, so 5 people pushed yes. Noone knew who it was indeed and all of them were surprised somewhat, but the biggest shock came afterwards: two of these people disliked Kamenashi and two Akanishi.
"Okay... We didn't push at each other, right Kazu?" Jin pulled the other closer and let his arm rest around his lover's shoulder. He was thrilled upon the discovery of the true nature of their bandmates. Were they disliked so much?
"Yes, so you four all have problem with us, admit it." Kame crossed his arms around his chest, cheeks puffed. He didn't know if he should be mad or sad.
Silence. No one dared to say the obvious. This was something they should have seen to come, but now it was too late. They were confronted and they had to face it as men.
"Why is this??" Akame exclaimed in union, their looks got more demanding for an answer.
"Exactly coz of this. You two are so hard to deal with." Koki groaned and the others nodded in agreement.
"Homophobes!" Kame bit his lips.
"No. We wouldn't be in JE if we were, believe me. The problem is..." Maru didn't know how to say it, but he was afraid he had to. It was too late to back off and the encouraging stares of Ueda, Koki and Junno all pushed him to continue.
I am tired that I need to be a cockblocker and if I am, you two tease me to death."
"Woah..." Jin stared at Maru in awe. "How come you are not a coward now?"
"As for me, Akanishi's presence disturbs me because I could take care of Kame-chan more." Not only Akakame, but the rest of the group gaped too. This was a bold thing to say and what? Seriously?!
"HAH! I always knew, this was why I voted at you!" Jin pouted, glaring at Koki, hugging Kame closer to himself making the other hard to breathe.
"And well... you two have moodswings and I am the victim." Junno scratched his head, gathering the courage of joining into the discussion. Kame just shook his head at him.
"This is an excuse Junno, you are the target of everyone's moodswings. And it is Koki who kicks you, so I am disappointed in you." The youngest turned his head away like a princess and Taguchi panicked. He actually had no problem with Kame at all.
"Kazuya, I didn't mean it like that, it was Akanishi who I was voting at!" Jin stood up and in the next moment Junno got a big hit onto his head by the man.
"Don't call him Kazuya!!" Jin warned him angrily. The mentioned guy just groaned. What a possessive man he has.
"Fuck, Akanishi's brain is so slow... the last part of the sentence he didn't even hear." The rapper provoked his friend more and that hit Junno again. "Thanks."
"Why meee?? Koki voted at you too!" The poor guy was busy with caressing the red spot on his head which hurt pretty much now. Not to mention the plus kick he got from Koki without any reason.
"See? That is what I was talking about, you are the target of everyone Taguchi." Kame shrugged and pulled the flaming Akanishi back, hugging him again.
"Well, this is not exactly right, Kamenashi is living his stress out on me." Ueda looked at the youngest and it could be seen they are not in the best terms. Before Kame could say something Jin signed his dead statement with one sentence.
"On me too, and?"
This was the time, all of them expect Ueda noticed the war will start again, the volcano will erupt and it was too early to run for shelter.
"Hehe yeah.... but after you two turn the dressingroom upside down because of a fight, the next hour we find you in the toilet groping each other and again we are in shit, just hoping the manager will believe our..." he stopped, looking at the pale faces of TTN and when realization hit him he paled too. "Oh fuck."
"What did you say Akanishi Jin??" Kame let go of his boyfriend and put his hands onto his hips.
"Uh nothing, no I didn't mean it, I... uhh... Kazu" Jin sweatdropped, taking a step backwards with an idiotic grin on his face. Time to escape to NewS dressingroom?
"Now you would vote on me too?" The weird logic which only Kame could understand, but noone was surprised at it by now. 5 years together were 5 years after all...
"What?? No! Noo!" Jin shook his head several times, but took another step back towards the door.
"I hate you Akanishi!!" Kame shouted and Jin knew, he had to run for his life.
"Arghhh!" The others said in union, trying to hide under the table because of the flying objects.
Half an hour later?
Junno ran out of the bathroom full red because he indeed caught Akame in action and this was a sight no matter how many years he couldn't get used to.
"What happened?" The manger asked who was already talking with the rest of the remaining members who tried hard to lie about Akame's whereabouts.
Nakamaru turned to the sky -in this case to the ceiling of the building- and put his hands together.
"Dear God, if I reborn and have to be a Johnny's member again, let me be in NewS please. Amen."
*****
THE END
And just for fun, vote too~ Which is the member YOU would feel uncomfortable being in one room with? XD
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Title: The vote
author:tanakakoki_fan
pairing: Akame
rating: PG
warning: no beta
genre: crack, humor, romance
summary: Voting in Utaban has more consequences than T-TUN thought.
2006.03.23. One of the biggest shock in the life of two singers. The quiz in the program Utaban was going smoothly until the question if there was a member you feel uncomfortable with when in the same room was asked. Because it went anonimously, the members thought they are free to say their honest opinion. What trouble could they have? Noone will know who they voted at, so 5 people pushed yes. Noone knew who it was indeed and all of them were surprised somewhat, but the biggest shock came afterwards: two of these people disliked Kamenashi and two Akanishi.
"Okay... We didn't push at each other, right Kazu?" Jin pulled the other closer and let his arm rest around his lover's shoulder. He was thrilled upon the discovery of the true nature of their bandmates. Were they disliked so much?
"Yes, so you four all have problem with us, admit it." Kame crossed his arms around his chest, cheeks puffed. He didn't know if he should be mad or sad.
Silence. No one dared to say the obvious. This was something they should have seen to come, but now it was too late. They were confronted and they had to face it as men.
"Why is this??" Akame exclaimed in union, their looks got more demanding for an answer.
"Exactly coz of this. You two are so hard to deal with." Koki groaned and the others nodded in agreement.
"Homophobes!" Kame bit his lips.
"No. We wouldn't be in JE if we were, believe me. The problem is..." Maru didn't know how to say it, but he was afraid he had to. It was too late to back off and the encouraging stares of Ueda, Koki and Junno all pushed him to continue.
I am tired that I need to be a cockblocker and if I am, you two tease me to death."
"Woah..." Jin stared at Maru in awe. "How come you are not a coward now?"
"As for me, Akanishi's presence disturbs me because I could take care of Kame-chan more." Not only Akakame, but the rest of the group gaped too. This was a bold thing to say and what? Seriously?!
"HAH! I always knew, this was why I voted at you!" Jin pouted, glaring at Koki, hugging Kame closer to himself making the other hard to breathe.
"And well... you two have moodswings and I am the victim." Junno scratched his head, gathering the courage of joining into the discussion. Kame just shook his head at him.
"This is an excuse Junno, you are the target of everyone's moodswings. And it is Koki who kicks you, so I am disappointed in you." The youngest turned his head away like a princess and Taguchi panicked. He actually had no problem with Kame at all.
"Kazuya, I didn't mean it like that, it was Akanishi who I was voting at!" Jin stood up and in the next moment Junno got a big hit onto his head by the man.
"Don't call him Kazuya!!" Jin warned him angrily. The mentioned guy just groaned. What a possessive man he has.
"Fuck, Akanishi's brain is so slow... the last part of the sentence he didn't even hear." The rapper provoked his friend more and that hit Junno again. "Thanks."
"Why meee?? Koki voted at you too!" The poor guy was busy with caressing the red spot on his head which hurt pretty much now. Not to mention the plus kick he got from Koki without any reason.
"See? That is what I was talking about, you are the target of everyone Taguchi." Kame shrugged and pulled the flaming Akanishi back, hugging him again.
"Well, this is not exactly right, Kamenashi is living his stress out on me." Ueda looked at the youngest and it could be seen they are not in the best terms. Before Kame could say something Jin signed his dead statement with one sentence.
"On me too, and?"
This was the time, all of them expect Ueda noticed the war will start again, the volcano will erupt and it was too early to run for shelter.
"Hehe yeah.... but after you two turn the dressingroom upside down because of a fight, the next hour we find you in the toilet groping each other and again we are in shit, just hoping the manager will believe our..." he stopped, looking at the pale faces of TTN and when realization hit him he paled too. "Oh fuck."
"What did you say Akanishi Jin??" Kame let go of his boyfriend and put his hands onto his hips.
"Uh nothing, no I didn't mean it, I... uhh... Kazu" Jin sweatdropped, taking a step backwards with an idiotic grin on his face. Time to escape to NewS dressingroom?
"Now you would vote on me too?" The weird logic which only Kame could understand, but noone was surprised at it by now. 5 years together were 5 years after all...
"What?? No! Noo!" Jin shook his head several times, but took another step back towards the door.
"I hate you Akanishi!!" Kame shouted and Jin knew, he had to run for his life.
"Arghhh!" The others said in union, trying to hide under the table because of the flying objects.
Half an hour later?
Junno ran out of the bathroom full red because he indeed caught Akame in action and this was a sight no matter how many years he couldn't get used to.
"What happened?" The manger asked who was already talking with the rest of the remaining members who tried hard to lie about Akame's whereabouts.
Nakamaru turned to the sky -in this case to the ceiling of the building- and put his hands together.
"Dear God, if I reborn and have to be a Johnny's member again, let me be in NewS please. Amen."
*****
THE END
And just for fun, vote too~ Which is the member YOU would feel uncomfortable being in one room with? XD
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