What the Holy Hell?

[8bitpontiff]

Every time I go to Subway and order a meatball sub they ask me if I would like cheese on it. This is normal and HELL YES I would like cheese on that. American AND shredded mozzarella, thank you very much. Then something weird happens. No matter what. EVERY TIME. They ask me if I would like lettuce and tomato. On a meatball sub?! Are you

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[konami]

This had got to be a pain, these subway people. it isn't just meatball subs either, they ask you about cheese and toasting and lettuce and tomato every single fucking time. I don't like Tomato on everything, it's hard to get them to stop putting lettuce and tomato on it, if you don't talk they'll start putting an entire salad's worth on there.

What's worse is a lot of these people want me to say everything I want on the sandwich before they do it. No, I don't trust them to do it. I did a few times and they'd completely mess it up. There was ways, like I'd order the whole "6" bmt, italian - cheese, toasted - LITTLE LETTUCE. NO NO TOMATOS, NO TOMATOS, NO. black olive, etc" ... But eventually I just gave up on going to subway altogether, they suck ass too much! I'm so fucking sick of subway and their 4 subway joints per block in this city! EVERYBODY STOP GOING TO SUBWAY, THEY ARE TAKING OVER THE FUCKING WORLD WITH SHITTY SANDWICHES GODDAMIT!!

[konami]

Also what the fuck is up with subways grilled chicken, have you ever seen that shit? They take it out of a POOL OF WATER. people who store their chicken in a pool of water are fucking gross! I feel stupid for believing this place had any decency after seeing that all those years (I simply never ordered their grilled chicken).