The adventures of Toby, Skunk Skunk, and Gimpee the seagull

[8flozcan]

Once upon a tyme there was a magikally golden dawg named Toby. His vet called him Tobias. Toby(ias) was a fairly lonely dawg and didn't have many friends. He lived with a kat, Geet-ta. They weren't the best of friends, but they had the relationship that a bird might have with a tree. Usually the tree doesn't move, even if the bird lands on it

Comments

[techiegoat]

What is this hydrogen peroxide shit?! You need good old tomao juice to get out skunk skunk butt. Silly girl. I'm sorry your doggy is depressed from lack of hygiene.

apparently it works. Just keep it out of the EYES!

[8flozcan]

Apparently that only masks the smell. We wanted it OUT. Although we did find something online about organic apple cider....On top of the skunk smell, i left him out in the rain to wash off some of the stink whilst we ran to walmart to get the goods, so by the time we got back he was a completely different shade of golden.....more like dirt brown. He was hideous and stanky. I wanted to pretend he wasn't mine. But he followed me pathetically, reeking and nasty and embarrased....

[griffoncloud]

Poor Toby.

storytime

[fracasfracas]

I just sent W an email that recounted the stinky mishap in story time mode. How synchronicitous. An exerpt:

Darkness falls. One night ago, Toby and Amy ran headlong thru the darkest corners of campus on their nightly promenade. Carefree and youthfully swift, they cantered betwixt the shadows. Upon rounding the darkest corner of Carey Hall they encountered the most sinful of rodents in all the land. The Skunk. As the youthful pair were trotting unadjusted to the darkness, they did not notice The Skunk, before The Skunk noticed them. For entreat, the yellow beast thought The Skunk to be prey, however The Skunk did disagree, and from the surprise of a shining toothy beast, yea larger than he bearing down upon him, did The Skunk release its vapors upon the advancer and attached woman.

Thus concludes masterstink theatre.

Re: storytime

[8flozcan]

Haha! I like your version! I sat semicircle with all the eager hobbitlings as the old mastiff sailor that is your icon regaled...er, reminded me of what happened a few nights ago! Then giggled.

Re: storytime

[undeadninja]

that's weird cause i never got that email. at all.

-perhaps too stinky for the mail?-

[galadriel_freak]

poor toby... well poor amy and megan too for having to ... like... breath around him.... at least he'll be all rosy smelling again by the time i get up there...

[8flozcan]

Or will he?!?!?!

[fracasfracas]

no way in hell.

[galadriel_freak]

well.... as rosy smelling as he usually is...