01 ♏ Vriska ===> Suddenly, no more irons in the fire

[8ossyfangs]

-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling Discedo City [DC] --

The afterlife is waaaaaaaay shittier than I ever expected it might 8e

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[lonelyglub]

if this wwas the afterlife
wwell
do you think i wwould be here
i mean i wwould havve at least remembered my death
wwhich is to say i didnt die
i
provved to be the stronger force of our once imposable teamwworksmanship
that you had to go out of your glubbin wway and ruin wwith the vvillages three wwheel devvice

so yes this is real life
or maybe this is just fantasy
and youre caught in a land slide
wwith no escape from reality

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[8ossyfangs]

Wow Eridan what are you even talking a8out?
Apparently you didn't remem8er!
8ecause you did die!
I saw it myself and it was pretty gr8, I have to say.
You poor 8oy.
Hope you're not expecting any sympathy from me!

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[lonelyglub]

wwhat
are you delusional
of course i didnt die
unless
time shenanigans happened and i die in the future
wwhich is all vvery likely but i dont believve you
in any case
if its true
i dont expect any sympathy from you
i probably died from a noble cause unlike you from the sounds a it

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[8ossyfangs]

I'm not delusional!
You can 8elieve me or not, I don't care.
H8 to 8r8k it to you 8ut it really wasn't all that no8le.
8ut it was really cool!
Kanaya cut you right in half!
It was pro8a8ly the most am8zing thing I'd ever seen.

[dontcallmegol]

Man, I hear you there.

And... well I guess this IS sort of like an afterlife. {He hasn't really heard much about how dying works for you guys back home.}

[8ossyfangs]

So does that mean you're dead too or something?
Is everyone here dead?
What a depressing pl8ce!

[dontcallmegol]

... can the dead type? {He's not dodging SHHHH}

I'm pretty sure we're all alive in some way. {Back home however...}I mean, we can die and then come back again.

I'm also pretty sure I've spoken to you before. Your text looks familiar. Don't remember being in Discedo?

[8ossyfangs]

Apparently they can! I'm not really having any trou8le doing it or anything.

Discedo? Is that what this pl8ce is called?
I definitely haven't 8een here 8efore. I would have remem8ered a shithole like this!

[magicalgirloki]

This isn't the afterlife. I've BEEN there and it's actually far more enjoyable than this place.

[Maybe that's because your daughter was in charge of it, Loki.]

[8ossyfangs]

That's good to know!
So then what was it like?

[magicalgirloki]

[He thinks quietly for a moment of the best way to explain it to someone else.]

There used to be a lot of books. Hel was quite fond of them.

[8ossyfangs]

That makes sense I guess.
You'd pro8a8ly have lots of free time, 8eing dead and all!

[text] OH MAN I APPRECIATE IT FOR SURE but Vriska might not care so much :|a

[8ossyfangs]

Everyone's 8een telling me that!
I've definitely never 8een here, okay?!

Monsters?
I can t8ke on monsters eeeeeeeeasy!
If I had 8een here 8efore I'm sure everyone would have known that 8y now!

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[8ossyfangs]

My strengths?
If I listed them all here it'd pro8a8ly end up a mile long!
I'll spare you from that though.
Won't matter how fast these things are, I can t8ke them on!

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[dateplans]

[there are so many things he wants to question you on. But for now he'll settle with this...] prett. sure this is still real life. frm what i kno, this is a diff. world altogether.

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[8ossyfangs]

[ So gosh Julie just ask! ]

8luh, this whole thing is just cr8zy!

[text]

[dateplans]

[just give him a moment! :V]

8luh??

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[8ossyfangs]

Yeah! 8luh!
What, do you need me to spell it for you?
8 - L - U - H. 8luh!