A little bit, yes. I mean, I was a bit pissed off at the time, so I wasn't paying too much attention to that. But I was definitely picking up Howser vibes.
Man, was that an understatement. I mean, this place is still ranking really, really high up in the wtf-o-meter, which in internet terms ranks somewhere between Goatse and Clock Spider. Oh, what I wouldn't give for a dramatic chipmunk right now, as opposed to this nonsense. Not to mention dead girls who aren't really dead, thank god.
Yeah, pretty much. Not here yet, I mean, I probably have to fill out paperwork for a month or something, but at home? Sure! Name's Harry Lockhart.
This, by the way, will cause absolutely no trouble whatsoever. I mean, Perry's my boss, but he's not one of those weirdos who spy on everyone all the fucking time. He'll never know, he'll never show up here, and I will...well, I'll get to work a few dozen cases, make a nice Christmas bonus, to get a gift for Harmony.
Well at least my name isn't Doogie Howser. Seriously, who is that? You're the second person who's used that name in reference to me.
My goggles are not lame.
But yes, definitely a curse. Not only did I never do anything to Karrin Murphy (who's not even in the city anymore, by the way, I checked) but everything I told you about myself was totally false. In fact, pretty much the opposite of how things really are. Just so we're clear.
He's this character from some TV show when I was a kid. Nothing important, really. At least where I come from. Maybe you got Family Ties instead? Either way, it's not like I watched the thing at the time, I just am an encyclopedia or scientific knowle--okay, so maybe I just watched a lot of TV, what do I look like, Einstein?
I heard she wasn't here anymore, too, so that makes both of us. Right, right. So it was opposite day? Nice to know before things got...out of hand. I'll keep that in mind, next time. If there is a next time, and you know, since this place seems to like piling it on, I bet there will be.
I got a different one than you guys, but trust me, you win on the inconvenience score. I just babbled any old ting that came to mind. Might have wound up calling a cop a pig to their face and said something about donuts.
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So you're a detective?
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Yeah, pretty much. Not here yet, I mean, I probably have to fill out paperwork for a month or something, but at home? Sure! Name's Harry Lockhart.
This, by the way, will cause absolutely no trouble whatsoever. I mean, Perry's my boss, but he's not one of those weirdos who spy on everyone all the fucking time. He'll never know, he'll never show up here, and I will...well, I'll get to work a few dozen cases, make a nice Christmas bonus, to get a gift for Harmony.
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My goggles are not lame.
But yes, definitely a curse. Not only did I never do anything to Karrin Murphy (who's not even in the city anymore, by the way, I checked) but everything I told you about myself was totally false. In fact, pretty much the opposite of how things really are. Just so we're clear.
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I heard she wasn't here anymore, too, so that makes both of us. Right, right. So it was opposite day? Nice to know before things got...out of hand. I'll keep that in mind, next time. If there is a next time, and you know, since this place seems to like piling it on, I bet there will be.
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There probably will. Someone I know even remembers being hit with the same curse I was.
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I got a different one than you guys, but trust me, you win on the inconvenience score. I just babbled any old ting that came to mind. Might have wound up calling a cop a pig to their face and said something about donuts.
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