Comments | 8percentchance: Day One: How Harry Arrived at the Fountain

8percentchance

Day One: How Harry Arrived at the Fountain

Mar 03, 2009 22:40

narration, cigarettes please, where the hell am i, introduction, what fourth wall?, damn fountain, harry lockhart, houdini has nothing on this, out of nicotine

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livingmyths March 4 2009, 13:27:29 UTC

Tony?

Did you shave?

8percentchance March 4 2009, 16:11:35 UTC

Tomorrow I'm investing in business cards, and they will have NOT TONY printed on them in size thirty-six font, honestly.

If I were Tony, yes, I probably did. But, see, I'm not Tony in the first place, so I can't really say....

livingmyths March 4 2009, 23:34:15 UTC

You're not...? But you look just like...

Huh. You sound different. In my head.

8percentchance March 4 2009, 23:42:44 UTC

I bet if I did grow a goatee, no one would ever recognize me. I mean, not like I do a lot of things to be recognized, but dude, it is really unnerving to constantly be told OH HEY YOU LOOK LIKE THIS OTHER PERSON. Seriously. I mean, lots of people look a like, but no one ever walks up to them all YOU LOOK LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE. Well, that and if they did, they'd probably be temporarily hired to convince her to screen--okay, enough of that, shit.

I sound different? That's pretty hard to pull off, what with this being in text. But thanks for saying my typing sounds different than his. It's a very important difference.

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justpopthehood March 4 2009, 16:14:25 UTC

I'm so lost with everything you said.

(asdfghjkl; i play harmony and i have never seen such a good harry. you are my hero<3)

8percentchance March 4 2009, 16:22:34 UTC

((OOC: HSDFAOOASM KL OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH <333 also Harmony fuck yes :D))

Well, I'm so lost with being here, so I think we're about even.

The only way we could be more lost is if we brought in some polar bears, honestly. But at least I found a place that sells cigarettes, so things are looking up. So long as I've got some nicotine I can stand a chance against all this...weird messed up shit that makes no sense. Catchy, isn't it?

justpopthehood March 4 2009, 16:29:27 UTC

Yeah, I know the feeling. Where did you come from?

8percentchance March 4 2009, 16:31:27 UTC

Oh, nowhere. Just a little town called Los Angeles. Why, where are you from, before this nonsense, I mean?

Ex-New Yorker, Ex-a lot of things, but now from L.A. It's hard to argue with the job, what can I say.

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lady_wandering March 4 2009, 18:19:10 UTC

...You're not who I think you are, are you?

8percentchance March 4 2009, 18:43:50 UTC

I think it'd be bitterly, wonderfully awesome if I really were named Tony, right about now. I mean, hell, they'd all get even more confused over me. It's a little strange, really, that I look so much like this comic book guy. who is apparently real. Jeez, who will I meet next, Rambo?

That depends on who you think I am. If you think I'm Harry Lockhart, you're in the right place.

lady_wandering March 4 2009, 18:47:40 UTC

Hmmm, didn't think you were Tony, but it's nice to meet you, Mr. Lockhart.

Welcome to the City, my name's Romana. Has someone sent you a City guide yet?

8percentchance March 4 2009, 18:50:31 UTC

It's nice to meet you too, now--what's all this about a guide? First I've heard of it, but I think I could use one right about now.

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browning_baby March 5 2009, 03:10:32 UTC

The soccer moms have the worst mouths of all.

8percentchance March 5 2009, 03:25:14 UTC

I don't know, I think a few producers could give 'em a run for their money.