I like this computer information class because all this dude talks about is how FAT his file system is.

HAHA!

I turn 20 today which by law means I'm supposed to wear my pants up to my boobs.

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I know I can do anything in life when I can act out "masturbation kills kittens" during a game of charades. New year's was fun to say the least.

As far as resolutions:
- maintain and improve current relationships ( Read more... )

I keep the ends out for the tie that binds because you're mine. I wanted to name the cat Johnny Cash but no one else was too crazy about it. They named him Elvis instead. Elvis was a big stupid jerk.

I don't know Krista, I'm not sure David Bowie fought in the Alamo.

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This week won't end without a fight. I just want to sleep in late to a warm house eating turkey leftovers all week, but none of that seems to be happening. It looks like I'll be waking up early to a cold house eating Raisin Bran ( Read more... )

This weekend was fun considering that most of us had no money or actual plans. Who knew a couple of rolls of toilet paper would be so much fun. I don't sleep so much anymore. Sleeping in between classes and meals is just about where I'm heading. Tell you what, you haven't lived unless you've napped in your car during your lunch break. I actually ( Read more... )

What normally is a 20-30 minute commute to school took an hour today. I've always liked walking into class 20 minutes late. I think this is God's way of punishing me for not taking the SAT in high school.

This was posted two years ago. I thought it would be interesting if we shared secrets again. And yes, we've established that you have a big fat ( Read more... )