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i must say i am very disappointed by campbells soup at hand: vegetable beef flavor. honestly, all i wanted was some fucking soup to warm my ever aching throat. die a slow and painful death creator of campbells soup at hand: vegetable soup... just fucking die. i wasted a god damn dollar on you. i knew i should have stuck with the best and that ( Read more... )

I want to sell my body to science. how can I make this happen?

asian preachers are so funny.

whatever i'm gonna be lucy from peanuts and whatever i'll be 21 i'm cool coool cahahwkaklaoslshs so kewl

ok so i hate my life. my cars broken and i need 1500 dollars. how the hell can i get fast money

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I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BRO HOE AND I LOVE IT KEG STANDS AND PARTIES SO 2007 SUMMER AND SHOW EVERYONE MY TITS JAJAJAJAAHAJJAAJAJAJJAAJAJAJJ

i live in san antonio again. let's hangout i'm so borreeedddddd and i want a 40

dallas is ruining my life in so many ways. i'm getting out of here come april 1st.