otr, forreal. this is fuckin' crazy.

dubai is nuts.

... that i think bill looks most delicious when he looks like a female hooker sans tits?


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looking up shit i can do in the domincan republic for a whole week. all i've come up with is:

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sounds like the best vacation ever, can't waittt for paradise only a month away.

hey du.

so jess basically told me that she needs me on livejournal, either that or she just meant th_cult . oh well, i wanted to start this shit anew any way. i got a new layout, cuz that scheisse i had before was hellas ugly (still werking on it though). i needs to fit in with humanoid, right?

i guess i'm gonna use this post to review the english album, ( Read more... )

s0 i was witout a computer for hellas gurlll. and now i had that mother bitch ficked, s0 now that i has got an computer i will uz mi lj hellasss girullll. and that's otr. s0 thatz all i got to said now so yea. and add dis name cuz u no u wanta.

ps. fuck the corporate werld, biattttch.

pss. i tryed to spel czech dis biatch but it says: "you hellllllas ( Read more... )

i'm pretty sure i'm sick, and this is the first time that i hate it. before i got off school for being sick, now there is no school and i'm dying. i'm soo sick of work, and working while sick is absolutely miserable, although chris sent me home 2 hours early today. the thing is, i could call off, but i need the money.

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today was SOOO miserable, i was in bed all day long because of the snow. i took a ruler outside and measured 8 inches on the ground, and 9 inches on my car. srsly? i've never seen snow like that before in my life. however, my mom and i got out at midnight because we needed smokes. it's so beautiful outside, but also so depressing. my day off and i ( Read more... )

this weather is starting to piss me off, srsly dudes. yesterday it was in the 70s, now its in the 20s/30s... ftw? bring on the spring, this sleet/snow is depressing.

i hate my job, someone rescue me. so i'm a cashier, and today someones total was $9.99... and i couldn't help myself, so of course i blurted out "nein - nein - nein - na - na - na - na ( Read more... )

so i made someone fall in love with tokio, i feel like i've done my job for the day. i love this chick, basically she sends me a text saying, "Thanks for giving me my next obsession," and i rushed online to talk to her after that.

ME (8:06:27 AM): so you really like them?!?!?!
KAYLA (8:06:38 AM): ...
KAYLA (8:06:38 AM): yes
KAYLA (8:06:42 AM): why ( Read more... )