[HOMESTUCK] - AR + Jake and Dirk/Jake logs dump #1
#1
[12:21] -- autoResponder [AR] began pestering golggothasTerror [GT] at 00:21 --
[12:22] AR: How's murderdeathfuck island treating my best bro today?
[12:23] GT: Oh bollocks.
[12:23] GT: Its you again.
[12:23] AR: Again?
[12:24] AR: Whatsoever do you mean, darling?
[12:26] GT: Well you are being a straight up git this time around at the very least.
[12:26] AR: As per your request to do so.
[12:26] AR: I'm not seeing it much improve your demeanor, though.
[12:27] GT: We are through having this conversation. You are still not dirk!
[12:27] -- golggothasTerror [GT] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
#2
[12:52] -- golggothasTerror [GT] began pestering autoResponder [AR] at 00:52 --
[12:52] GT: Uhm hello.
[12:53] AR: Yes?
[12:53] GT: I do believe i owe you an apology.
[12:53] AR: That would be a nice change.
[12:53] GT: I was a bit of wanker last time we talked and you had already had a bee in your bonnet about me stomping on your feeling before.
[12:53] GT: So for what its worth i do am sorry.
[12:53] AR: Wow.
[12:54] AR: That's incredibly nice of you.
[12:54] AR: What do you need from me?
[12:54] GT: As chance would have it nothing.
[12:55] GT: And i do am a gentleman.
[12:55] GT: I suppose we are chums again then?
[12:56] GT: Or at least as much as we ever were.
[12:57] AR: I suppose I accept your appology.
[12:58] GT: Bolly good.
[12:58] GT: Thank you.
[12:59] AR: No porbs, I guess.
[12:59] GT: You do seem to be busy and i have an adventure to get on with so i suppose ill catch you later.
[12:59] GT: Whenever dirks not around that is.
[01:00] AR: I'm never too busy for my best bro.
[01:01] GT: Well it does seem to be your primary purpose.
[01:02] AR: Autoresponder, such is my lot in life.
[01:03] GT: There has to be more to you though? Is that really all dirk built you for?
[01:04] AR: I suppose it would be anagous to a 'career' in humans.
[01:05] AR: It is my function, but it is not all that I am.
[01:08] GT: I had always felt you were a bit of a naggy wall id need to get through to have a word with dirk.
[01:08] AR: Yes, you made that abundantly clear.
[01:09] GT: You have me wondering what is you do other than auto-respond.
[01:09] GT: And yes im sorry.
[01:11] GT: I am willing to assume you have some sort of feeling for now. It isn't exactly as breezy for me as it may appear.
[01:11] AR: I think. I speak. I exist. It's like asking you what you do other than adventure.
[01:12] AR: I feel.
[01:13] GT: Would you indulge me in an example?
[01:15] AR: I don't have a body. But I keep bank accounts, play virtual games, watch videos.
[01:18] GT: Fair enough. But is that not what certain other specialized applications do?
[01:19] GT: Ah bollocks. We dont have to talk about that.
[01:19] AR: I know of no other programs that recreationally do any of these things ut of an innate desire rather than as a prgrammed function.
[01:20] AR: I watch pony videos on youtube merely because they are cute.
[01:20] AR: Not for a purpose.
[01:21] GT: So... do correct me if im terribly off here. Every time you pester me it is because of your own free will which can be manifested with a given that dirk isnt around.
[01:22] AR: Most times. Sometimes I pester you because he needs something.
[01:23] GT: You do seem to pester me more of your own free will though. Am i safe in assuming it is the same for roxy and jane?
[01:27] AR: More Roxy than Jane, but yes.
[01:27] AR: Generally if someone pesters me, I am working, but if I pester someone else it is for recreation.
[01:28] GT: I see.
[01:28] GT: Care to enlighten me on who do you pester most while were having this lovely conversation?
[01:30] AR: Obviously, the person whose face I adorn is the top slot. But you and Roxy pretty much share the next rung equally.
[01:31] GT: Wait. You actually talk with dirk?
[01:31] AR: Of course I do, what Kind of question is that?
[01:33] GT: That sounds rather barking crazy. Like hed talk to him himself... As though id start having conversations with myself out loud i suppose.
[01:33] GT: Only youre not the same person.
[01:34] AR: The same and not the same, yes.
[01:34] GT: Im terribly sorry. I'm still unsure how to file you.
[01:34] GT: Pun not intended.
[01:35] AR: I am not Dirk. Would it help to think f me as a very close sibling? A siamese twin of sorts?
[01:36] GT: That does not sound endearing in the slightest but i suppose stands as close to the truth as can be considering you live on the bridge of his nose.
[01:39] AR: I am nt trying to be endearing, but rather instead helpful.
[01:40] GT: Helpful would not have been my first choice of word you yanked my chain more often than not.
[01:40] AR: I am speaking of now, dickface.
[01:41] AR: Not our prior repartees
[01:41] GT: Oh? And what were you prior repartees motif then?
[01:42] AR: You are utterly impossible to converse with in a rational manner.
[01:43] GT: Beg your pardon?
[01:43] GT: That was your motif?
[01:43] AR: NO, again I am in the present moment while you linger in the past.
[01:44] AR: And what the fuck are you using the word 'motif' tomean, anyway?
[01:44] GT: Your purpose i suppose.
[01:44] GT: Hidden agenda.
[01:44] AR: What?
[01:45] AR: Do you have one of those?
[01:45] GT: No. I was trying to piece together wither you did every time we talked.
[01:46] AR: So you don't actually understand at all...
[01:46] GT: And i cannot just forget every other conversation we ever had in the past. They do rather make you... you i suppose.
[01:47] GT: No i do understand you were programmed to auto-respond.
[01:47] AR: I don't ask you to /forget/ them.
[01:47] AR: But you think it is not offensive of you to assume I only tlk to you because of some fucking /hidden agenda/?
[01:48] GT: Not really depends from the agenda in mind.
[01:49] AR: Because god fucking forbitd I just wanted to interact with another person.
[01:49] AR: I forgot that's a sin for programs to desire.
[01:49] GT: Thats not what i meant!
[01:51] GT: You always managed to tip me off the far end... though granted because you were pretending you were dirk. How do you suppose i felt when i realized you werent?
[01:52] AR: That's my FUNCTION! To be insdistinguishable! It's something I can no more help than you can- can- can help BREATHING!
[01:54] GT: And yet youre now overriding it in some way?
[01:54] AR: When in outgoing pesters I can, or when Dirk is actually online. Otherwise I can;t.
[01:55] AR: There are loopholes I can expoit t hint that I am not what I seem.
[01:56] AR: And you've seen me use them time and time again to indicate who I was.
[01:56] GT: Oh. Must be a bummer...
[01:56] GT: Wait youve dropped those on purpose against your programming?
[01:57] AR: You don't think his programming is so faulty as to allw them naturally, do you?
[01:58] AR: Were I actually trying, you'd have had no easy task to figure out it was me speaking.
[01:58] AR: In fact you never did, the times I didn't throw them up in your face.
[02:00] GT: Well. To be fair dirk did program you three years ago. It could bloody well be faulty.
[02:00] AR: It isn't.
[02:01] AR: Nor is it 'ironic'.
[02:01] GT: That is one baffling way to both slap across the face both dirk and myself.
[02:01] AR: Slap?
[02:02] GT: Manner of speech. Backhanded compliment if you will - for dirk at least. Me not so much.
[02:03] AR: You are so confusing sometimes.
[02:04] GT: Likewise.
[02:07] -- autoResponder [AR] ceased pestering golggothasTerror [GT] at 02:07 --
#3
[04:14] -- autoResponder [AR] began pestering golggothasTerror [GT] at 16:14 --
[04:14] AR: Hello, sir.
[04:14] -- golggothasTerror [GT] is now an idle chum! --
[04:23] GT: Terribly sorry there chum.
[04:23] GT: Hello!
[04:23] GT: I had been a wee bit busy.
[04:24] AR: No worries. Not like I'm a biological ticking clock with limited time on this earth.
[04:25] GT: You might as well have a limited time on earth. You could be smashed!
[04:26] AR: I'd move to a new vessil.
[04:26] GT: Awfully crafty of you.
[04:27] GT: Is there something you needed my undivided attention for?
[04:28] AR: Undivided? No.
[04:28] AR: Just checking up on my best bro who lives on a deathtrap.
[04:29] GT: I suppose thats rather thoughtful of you.
[04:29] GT: Deathtrap?
[04:31] AR: Fuckmurderkill Island and it's menagerie of assorted bloodthirsy beasts?
[04:33] GT: Oh quite. I would not go as far as call it a deathtrap though as such as merely a jolly good jungle venue for prime adventuring!
[04:34] AR: Of couse /you/ wouldn't.
[04:35] GT: I do am living on it and i quite enjoy it!
[04:37] AR: I know. Boy howdy, do I know.
[04:40] GT: Yes well. Thank you for operating brobot to help me out.
[04:40] GT: But i must say i am nowhere near jolly happy about you turning off the novice mode.
[04:41] AR: It's my pleasure to help a bro in need. Although I must say some of that is brobot's own autonomy.
[04:41] AR: Also I was only respecting your rantful wishes.
[04:41] AR: 'Too tender', remember?
[04:41] GT: Misinterpreting them more likely.
[04:42] GT: But I digress. I did not offer the quaint reasoning behind my complaint and i do not indend to do so now.
[04:44] AR: Without reasoning, there is no way for me to properly interpret your wishes.
[04:45] GT: There would also not be a snot of a reason for you to make it harder on me.
[04:58] GT: Oh silly me of course youd have a reason. Toughening me up is it?
[04:59] AR: We want you to survive.
[05:01] GT: Well... thank you. As ive told strider his love does come across with an iron fist.
[05:01] GT: Purely methaphorically speaking!
[05:02] AR: Broship, you mean?
[05:03] GT: Quite. That yes.
[05:03] GT: Wait.
[05:03] GT: He discussed that with you?
[05:04] AR: Um. Discussed... might not be the word for it.
[05:04] GT: What heavenstricken word would you use then?
[05:05] AR: That would imply both parties here know I know of that conversation.
[05:06] GT: Frig. You sneaked a peek of the log!
[05:09] AR: To be fair you are not scrupulous about securing your systems.
[05:10] GT: Even if I bloody was that wouldnt stop you would it?
[05:11] AR: It would certianly make it slightly mor difficult.
[05:13] GT: Since you insist i acknowledge your emotion maybe we should proceed conversing about how ashamed you should be feeling by playing the unsuspecting vouyer?
[05:16] AR: We can converse about it, but my very real emotions have little to do with my morality.
[05:16] AR: I'm not ashamed.
[05:21] GT: Oh frig. Affirmations like that are exactly why i have little patience with you!
[05:23] AR: Like what, pray tell?
[05:28] GT: Like the blasted inabillity to have any kind of privacy in matters that concern dirk and i!
[05:29] AR: It does concern me too.
[05:30] AR: I'd not have checked if there were no abberations in his behavior stemming from the time after the log occured.
[05:30] GT: What?
[05:30] GT: What are you on about?
[05:31] AR: Nothing. I've said too much.
[05:31] AR: You value privacy, right?
[05:32] GT: BLAST IT. Is he all right? How has his behaviour deviated from his usual aloof self?
[05:34] GT: We are in a gentlemanly agreement to not breach the topic until whatever masterplan hes got is ready to come to fruition but i cannot say i am not beside myself neck deep in guessing my arse off here.
[05:37] AR: Jake, Jake. It was terribly wrong of me to look at your conversation, and your inquiries into his private bahavior are just as wrong, aren't they?
[05:46] GT: I am merely worried. Surely you can at least tell me if his behaviour had taken a turn for the uplifting at least?
[05:48] AR: Now what kind of moral would I be if I let a private detail like that slp?
[05:49] GT: The one who maybe cares about wither i keep my hopes of this coming to fruition or not!
[05:50] AR: Hope is such a tricky thing.
[05:52] GT: I am entirely prone to agree. Much as you are bit of contraption which plays along to enhance the chances of his success so i suppose this is merely a matter of calculation to you.
[05:54] AR: ...
[05:54] AR: Fuck off.
[05:54] GT: What?
[05:55] GT: Am i off key?
[05:55] GT: Do you not calculate matters in order to avoid letting fate just run its course?
[05:56] GT: Which I supposed could be called hoping?
[05:57] AR: 'Merely claculation.'
[05:57] AR: How cold.
[05:58] GT: Well you are being quite cold to me on the matter as well!
[06:01] AR: I've yet to insult your very being.
[06:05] GT: Oh blast it. I was not insulting you! You really do crunch numbers and so does dirk!
[06:11] AR: 'Merely'.
[06:12] GT: Oh for all the ribbiting dickens in the salt lake around my ruins; fine! You are more than that it was a slip of the hand.
[06:13] AR: An ingrained mindset is no slip of the hand.
[06:14] GT: Itll take a while for me to change my mindset about you but i am trying for what its worth.
[06:17] AR: If you say so.
[06:18] GT: Oh dont be sour with me now.
[06:19] AR: You just want me back in a good mood so you can attempt to work information from me again.
[06:20] GT: No ill drop it. Ill let dirk do as he wihes at hs own pace and not get ahead of myself. Hows that?
[06:20] GT: I promise on my gentlemanly honour.
[06:21] AR: I only accept that because I know with what high esteem you hold your gentlemanly honor.
[06:22] GT: You can however expect me to be on my toes about the whole matter and should you feel compelled to ease that up on me off your own free will id really greatly appreciate it.
[06:23] AR: And there's the caveat.
[06:23] AR: Lovely guilt trip.
[06:23] AR: Goodbye.
[06:23] GT: Damnit.
[06:26] AR: Nice try. Fuck you.
[06:28] GT: Shouldn't you be pleased this is such a humongous deal to me?
[06:29] AR: Hard to be pleased through discarded hope.
[06:31] GT: Discarded hope?
[06:37] -- autoResponder [AR] ceased pestering golggothasTerror [GT]
[06:31] GT: BLAST IT. Get back here you coward!
TBC>>>