Meant-to-be private to Belphegor and PallaPalla, but Naruto's skill is bad so anyone can look in.

[9_tailed_ramen]

Sasuke's been really cranky and stuff these past few days so I think we should cheer him up! Can either of you guys sneak me into Slytherin so I can take pictures of Sasuke sleeping like a little baby? Also I GOT THE CAMERA! AND THE BUNNY!

But I don't know how to make his robes pink. Maybe you can help?

This is going to be great, dattebayo!YES

Comments

[tipofagunblade]

How would that help? You're a moron.

Private to Naruto
But if you want me to let you in, you'll have to do a favor for me. Think you could help me out?

[9_tailed_ramen]

Because it would make him happy!

Private to Seifer
Sure! What do you want?

[japgowizard]

You're an idiot.

[9_tailed_ramen]

Am not!

[al_elricwizard]

(Obviously, this isn't as private as you thought it was. Might want to fix that before Sasuke sees it and kills you. ^_^)

Naruto, you shouldn't do this, it's really mean! You know it's not going to cheer him up, it's just going to make him more angry. At you. And there might be some nasty charms involved coming from his end. I'm just saying. It's horribly mean. And in your best interest to not go through with it.

[9_tailed_ramen]

What? ...Oh no! Uh. Thanks, Al.

Nah, Sasuke'll be fine. We've done this to each other for a while now, so I know he'll be okay!

Besides, it's not as if the teme doesn't know how to fix it, we're--I'm-- not making the spells stay there. Just for one day, you know?

...And he'll probably blast the bunny. My poor bunny...

[battle_in_bloom]

Naruto...

I'm not picking up the pieces. I'm not. I agree that Sasuke needs cheering up, but you know this isn't the way to go about it.

Although, he does enjoy trying to kill you. But I don't think that's what you're going for.

Incidentally, if either of you do try to kill each other (Sasuke, this means you whenever you read this), you will have me to answer to.

And I won't be happy.

Private to Sakura

[9_tailed_ramen]

Ne, Sakura, I know. But...there's no way I'm going to let him really relieve his tension because it'll probably destroy the whole school. We had a chance that duel, maybe. He was still, well, I mean, Sasuke, but not really cranky and tense and all.

Look -- I know Sasuke, alright? I know how angry he can get, and I know how to drive him over the edge. I know that he'll feel better after he tries to kill me, for a little while, before he gets all tense again.

Whatever he does to me, or me to him, we can heal and pick up the pieces.

Why do you have so little faith in me, Sakura-san?

Re: Private to Sakura

[battle_in_bloom]

Sa...Sakura-san?

I - I don't not have faith in you, Naruto. I just don't want you two hurting each other. You - you're both my friends.

Sasuke - he has a lot on his mind right now. I hope you do know what you're doing, Naruto, because what if he goes off like he did in the Great Hall yesterday?

I'm sorry. I'm worried, is all.

Re: Private to Sakura

[9_tailed_ramen]

It's okay, Sakura-chan. I know you care. Just...just.

He was just pissed off, he might try to hurt me, but I can heal really easily, you know that.

Don't worry!

[bring_me_sake]

Naruto! I love that you want to cheer Sasuke up but maybe this isn't the best plan, hmm?

[9_tailed_ramen]

It is! I know it is!

Don't worry, Rangiku-san, he won't be really really unhappy maybe?

Eh-heh. If I'm lucky, I guess...