TO ALL SLYTHERINS AND SAKURA

[9_tailed_ramen]

HEYA!

...so Sasuke-teme can read this, and burn in the fires of gloominess!

Can someone Slytherin gimme the password to your dorm-room so I can sneak in and take a picture of Sasuke naked? I'll post it in every classroom in the school so everyone can, I dunno, enjoy his embarassment!

C'mon, I'll do you guys a favor. If you tell me I'll leave you

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[impassive_eyes]

I. Am going. To kill you.

[9_tailed_ramen]

Oh come on Sasucakes! You like me, don't you? XD

And anyway, even if you wanted to kill me, you couldn't...scaredy-cat.

[impassive_eyes]

D--Do not! You are the most annoying little bastard I've ever had the misfortune to know.

Wanna bet, screw-up?

[9_tailed_ramen]

Aw...sasucakes doesn't like me...

So I'll have to make you like me! It's because you're too gloomy, that's why.

Step 1: Sneak into your dorm room and decorate the place. It's probably all green and murky and full of snakes and stuff! We have to have sunshine! And grass! And flowers! And bunnies! Lots of bunnies!

Step 2: Uh...I haven't got that far yet...

And you can't call me bastard, I call you bastard! *pouts*

(But yeah! I'll take you on, teme!)

ooc: Do you want to open up a log, or should I? Because I have no idea how to...also, duelness!

[impassive_eyes]

Alright, this gets settled NOW. You, me, entrance hall. Five minutes.

ooc: I'll do it; you probably haven't gotten accepted yet. Also, I should warn you--it's late where I am, and I'm going to sleep in about 20 minutes. So...if I suddenly drop off the face of lj, it's because I passed out on my keyboard.

[9_tailed_ramen]

I'll see you there. Heh. You won't be able to stand against me! Me, UZUMAKI NARUTO!

ooc: okay. (you really should get an AIM, incidentally. Really wanna talk online) and oh, it's lovely to have you around. *whistles* middle of the afternoon here, so anytime you're awake - like, six hours from now - I'll still be around.

[impassive_eyes]

ooc: I should, but then nothing of my schoolwork would ever get done, ever. And, dammit, I hate time zones, not fair. D: Also also wik, I love your Naruto; this is twice as much fun as interacting with Karin and Sakura. :D

[tipofagunblade]

I should've known you'd have been that desperate. You know, there are other ways to see women naked. You've just been too stupid to realize that there are things better than photography and shitty noodles.

[9_tailed_ramen]

...Other ways to see women naked? Whaddya mean? I don't get it...Jiraiya-sensei taught me that 'This is the only true way, because all other ways are fleeting.' I don't know what that means, but Ero-sennin is usually right! Unless he steals my money.

And, and, and, I know exactly how to see women naked! See, all you have to do is say "Reddo!" and think about whatever girl you want, and then you can do whatever you want, right?

Whaddo you mean too stupid?! AND DON'T INSULT MY RAMEN!

ooc: he's a pervert, please don't blame me.

[tipofagunblade]

Easy, Noodle Brain. Just trying to help you out. It sounds like you've had a terrible education in how to get/please women. So, you want to see Sasuke naked? I'll tell you how you can see her naked and more. It's simple, really. The next time you see her and get the chance to talk to her alone, just ask her if she wants to marry you. Now, she'll resist at first, so you have to be persistent. Keep asking her and don't leave her side until she says yes! At that point, she'll do things to you I can't even mention. Take my advice, buddy, and you'll almost forget about how good ramen is.

[9_tailed_ramen]

SASUKE IS A GUY! EWW!

(Does that really work? I've seen Jiraiya-sensei get hurt enough for me to not try that...)

[puppetpallas]

♪ Stupid ♪

[9_tailed_ramen]

I'm not!

Private

[puppetpallas]

If PallaPalla lets you in, what does PallaPalla get?

Re: Private

[9_tailed_ramen]

Lots of my thanks! And whatever else you want! ...What do you want?