i hadn't checked friendster in a few months...

Mar 10, 2005 23:05

"Johnathan" (seen below) sent me the following message on Friendster:


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justsitting March 11 2005, 07:58:15 UTC
damn...i dont....no.....how 2 help u....but girl....i hav searched hi and lo....and u r the rite 1 4 me....so if u wan

i can't stomach the thought of finishing that. also, i've been updating the same three photos on that fucking site for about half an hour now. i hate it.

but if you remind me tomorrow, we'll come up with something good for him. there could be a bit of fun in that, maybe.

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nakedmen March 11 2005, 10:42:27 UTC
He's right. Your friendster pictures exemplify your hotness, because I remember seeing them.
Almost in the same way that the "82" in his email, denoting his birth year, exemplifies his worthlessness.

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theocistoosick March 11 2005, 18:15:24 UTC
Dear Sticky Titted Sugar Nips,

I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Anthony.

P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Janelle gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.

P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.

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latersmija April 8 2005, 15:17:16 UTC
This guy needs to stop stealing my lines...

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