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Greetings and Hello from Sunny Greenville, Highway to Corn!
I will be your tour guide, Holly Calkins.
Someone give me a job now please. I am qualified and shit. Just look at this pretty resume! I do stuff good. M R SMRAT. -
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Moving today.
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Go Holly! It's your birfday!
I lost three and a half pounds since wednesday! woo! I'm dancing around the yard in a sportsbra to show the birds. ONE DAY I WILL FLY LIKE YOUUUUU!!! IN YOUR FACE, CARDINAL!!!
And I did an Italian Lesson!!!! yayayayayayay!!!!
And now I will document the rise and fall of society with a video documentary sponsored by YOUTUBE. ( cut ) -
Harder Better Faster Stronger
Ok. So. Here it comes, brace yourself...maybe I need to lose some weight ( Read more... ) -
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NIGHTLIGHT CHILI COOK-OFF!!!
The Pork Mountain F%ck You Fantastic
Local Band Chili Contest!!!
chili starts at 8:30
music starts at 9:00
Featuring:
ROBOBILLY!
MIGHTY ZORGON
ANAL ANGUISH
JAMES P. FILTH
& JOKES & JOKES & JOKES
$5
Chapel Hill, NC @ the NIGHTLIGHT CLub and Bar
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"I've never seen that.
I've never seen someone... DRIVE their garbage to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick, I've never seen that."
Halfway through watching the Burbs we decided to go to Burger King. 10:30 pm Monday night, we were next in line at the window when we were about to pull up, when the Drive-thru lady leans out the window, looks at the ground ( Read more... ) -
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hey everybody. just a few things:
No, Skylight isn't closing. Nor are we being evicted, bought out, razed, pillaged, bullied, or taken advantage of.
That is all!
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