Kinda Cool Kids. Volume 5.
me (6:49:26 PM): i laughed... i cried... i actually choked a little
Alli (6:49:29 PM): lol
Alli (6:49:43 PM): on BLOOD
me (6:49:46 PM): but that's cause heck was tickling me while i was drinking a mini sprite
me (6:49:49 PM): so... yeah
me (6:49:52 PM): but no
Alli (6:50:10 PM): damnit
me (6:50:39 PM): i'm sorry... it was so TOTALLY blood
me (6:50:46 PM): haha
me (6:52:26 PM): i really wanted to go up to someone and say "hey penis-face"
Alli (6:53:07 PM): do it
Alli (6:53:09 PM): i do all the time
me (6:53:19 PM): haha
me (6:53:32 PM): well... i think my daddy would be a little bit offended by that...
Alli (6:54:13 PM): so do it to like...a stranger
Alli (6:54:22 PM): or your waitor at the resteraunt
(this is here because it will make alli happy that she is on my lj)
Ron (5:31:52 PM): i quit this relationship
me (5:31:57 PM): cool
Ron (5:32:09 PM): no.. ur supposed to stop me..
me (5:32:25 PM): hold on... let me get into my drama battle position...
me (5:32:35 PM): *get's into drama battle postion*
Ron (5:32:38 PM): lol
me (5:32:38 PM): "Wait!"
me (5:32:51 PM): "Ron! Come back... I... I..."
Ron (5:32:51 PM): *turns around*
me (5:33:08 PM): *falls to the ground in a wave of emotion*
Ron (5:34:03 PM): *comes running back and picks smiley up from the ground and hugs*
me (5:34:31 PM): *cries onto your shoulder* "I'm sorry, it's just... the baby..."
Ron (5:35:32 PM): *pauses..* "i told you... i have more then enough love for you and the baby...."
me (5:37:51 PM): *wipes the little bit of snot and drool onto your shirt, then looks up at you* "I know, you have so much love in you, but... it's not yours!"
Ron (5:38:25 PM): *sighs and looks down...* "i know..."
Auto response from me (5:38:25 PM): being away... how cool am i?
Ron (5:47:30 PM): well its class time now... soo... we can finish this up later... ;-)
(this was, in fact, never finished up)
Drew (5:24:35 PM): I wonder if when whores try to pick up midgets, they still go "hey big boy..."
me (5:25:54 PM): yeah... i know i'm always afraid that it might be the day when i pick up a midget... and i cry, i cry....
Drew (5:26:11 PM): oh smiley
Drew (5:26:16 PM): you and your prostitution
me (5:26:24 PM): and fornication
Drew (5:27:03 PM): that too
Drew (5:27:09 PM): but it's kind of linear
Drew (5:27:18 PM): prostitution=fornication
Drew (5:27:30 PM): =californication
Drew (5:27:39 PM): =...moo.
me (5:28:45 PM): = girdle
Drew (5:29:10 PM): indeed
me (5:29:44 PM): auite
me (5:29:47 PM): *as in quite
Drew (5:30:25 PM): oh smiley
Drew (5:30:30 PM): you and your drunken typing
me (5:31:59 PM): haha... no... it's not so much drunken as it is in need of dayquil
Drew (5:32:08 PM): same deal
me (5:32:32 PM): absolutely
Drew (5:32:49 PM): if deals were made with dayquil
Drew (5:33:03 PM): but I've heard he's a tough negotiator, that dayquil
Drew (5:33:12 PM): never giving in to shit
me (5:35:34 PM): yeah... i know... took me days to find him, then he went down like a ball of fire
Drew (5:36:29 PM): haha
Drew (5:36:35 PM): that sounds like a sexual disease
me (5:36:37 PM): it does
me (5:36:45 PM): and... a little bit of fun
Drew (5:36:58 PM): I wonder how a ball of fire would go down
Drew (5:37:03 PM): probably very carefully
me (5:37:40 PM): or... all asplodey... and then it's not so much going down as it is... burning atop a pile of dead
(WHEE!)
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:32:10 PM): i think you need to stop looking like a turtle
me (11:32:58 PM): i think you need to stop with the insults and collaborate
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie is away at 11:34:19 PM.
me (11:34:53 PM): ok
Auto response from Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:34:53 PM): be right baaaack
me (11:34:55 PM): no
me (11:35:00 PM): MAGDA!
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie returned at 11:36:55 PM.
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:37:57 PM): cut my wrists and black my eyes
me (11:38:16 PM): will do
me (11:38:21 PM): b there soon
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:38:23 PM): yes..
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:38:26 PM): its heck now
me (11:38:46 PM): HECK!
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:43:51 PM): its..nto..anymore..
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:43:57 PM): NUHTOW
me (11:44:20 PM): haha
me (11:44:23 PM): who's this?
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:45:21 PM): not heck.
me (11:45:28 PM): well then
me (11:45:31 PM): i bbl
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:45:44 PM): oh..fine..thanks a ton.
me (12:40:15 AM): no problem hunny bun
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (12:40:22 AM): ooh..i like honey buns..
me (12:40:41 AM): i don't even know the last time i had one..
me (12:40:45 AM): PRETZELS!
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (12:41:59 AM): PICKLES
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (12:42:12 AM): HE SPELLED PICKLES AND ZUCCHINI
me (12:42:20 AM): I CAN'T WAIT TO GO BACK TO JAIL!
me (12:42:25 AM): wow...
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (12:44:47 AM): me neither..yo
me (12:44:56 AM): totally... bo
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (12:47:38 AM): bwhoaaaa
me (12:48:08 AM): hey...
me (12:48:12 AM): is this adriann
Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (12:48:15 AM): it isssss
(for your comfort, heck is in purple, and junior's in blue)
and guess who i saw in her staff shirt today at school. yeah. tara. hahahahahaha... (as tapdances off stage)