i'll go, just... stop describing me.

Sep 21, 2005 20:52


Kinda Cool Kids. Volume 5.



me (6:49:26 PM): i laughed... i cried... i actually choked a little

Alli (6:49:29 PM): lol

Alli (6:49:43 PM): on BLOOD

me (6:49:46 PM): but that's cause heck was tickling me while i was drinking a mini sprite

me (6:49:49 PM): so... yeah

me (6:49:52 PM): but no

Alli (6:50:10 PM): damnit

me (6:50:39 PM): i'm sorry... it was so TOTALLY blood

me (6:50:46 PM): haha

me (6:52:26 PM): i really wanted to go up to someone and say "hey penis-face"

Alli (6:53:07 PM): do it

Alli (6:53:09 PM): i do all the time

me (6:53:19 PM): haha

me (6:53:32 PM): well... i think my daddy would be a little bit offended by that...

Alli (6:54:13 PM): so do it to like...a stranger

Alli (6:54:22 PM): or your waitor at the resteraunt

(this is here because it will make alli happy that she is on my lj)



Ron (5:31:52 PM): i quit this relationship

me (5:31:57 PM): cool

Ron (5:32:09 PM): no.. ur supposed to stop me..

me (5:32:25 PM): hold on... let me get into my drama battle position...

me (5:32:35 PM): *get's into drama battle postion*

Ron (5:32:38 PM): lol

me (5:32:38 PM): "Wait!"

me (5:32:51 PM): "Ron! Come back... I... I..."

Ron (5:32:51 PM): *turns around*

me (5:33:08 PM): *falls to the ground in a wave of emotion*

Ron (5:34:03 PM): *comes running back and picks smiley up from the ground and hugs*

me (5:34:31 PM): *cries onto your shoulder* "I'm sorry, it's just... the baby..."

Ron (5:35:32 PM): *pauses..* "i told you... i have more then enough love for you and the baby...."

me (5:37:51 PM): *wipes the little bit of snot and drool onto your shirt, then looks up at you* "I know, you have so much love in you, but... it's not yours!"

Ron (5:38:25 PM): *sighs and looks down...* "i know..."

Auto response from me (5:38:25 PM): being away... how cool am i?

Ron (5:47:30 PM): well its class time now... soo... we can finish this up later... ;-)

(this was, in fact, never finished up)



Drew (5:24:35 PM): I wonder if when whores try to pick up midgets, they still go "hey big boy..."

me (5:25:54 PM): yeah... i know i'm always afraid that it might be the day when i pick up a midget... and i cry, i cry....

Drew (5:26:11 PM): oh smiley

Drew (5:26:16 PM): you and your prostitution

me (5:26:24 PM): and fornication

Drew (5:27:03 PM): that too

Drew (5:27:09 PM): but it's kind of linear

Drew (5:27:18 PM): prostitution=fornication

Drew (5:27:30 PM): =californication

Drew (5:27:39 PM): =...moo.

me (5:28:45 PM): = girdle

Drew (5:29:10 PM): indeed

me (5:29:44 PM): auite

me (5:29:47 PM): *as in quite

Drew (5:30:25 PM): oh smiley

Drew (5:30:30 PM): you and your drunken typing

me (5:31:59 PM): haha... no... it's not so much drunken as it is in need of dayquil

Drew (5:32:08 PM): same deal

me (5:32:32 PM): absolutely

Drew (5:32:49 PM): if deals were made with dayquil

Drew (5:33:03 PM): but I've heard he's a tough negotiator, that dayquil

Drew (5:33:12 PM): never giving in to shit

me (5:35:34 PM): yeah... i know... took me days to find him, then he went down like a ball of fire

Drew (5:36:29 PM): haha

Drew (5:36:35 PM): that sounds like a sexual disease

me (5:36:37 PM): it does

me (5:36:45 PM): and... a little bit of fun

Drew (5:36:58 PM): I wonder how a ball of fire would go down

Drew (5:37:03 PM): probably very carefully

me (5:37:40 PM): or... all asplodey... and then it's not so much going down as it is... burning atop a pile of dead

(WHEE!)



Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:32:10 PM): i think you need to stop looking like a turtle

me (11:32:58 PM): i think you need to stop with the insults and collaborate

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie is away at 11:34:19 PM.

me (11:34:53 PM): ok

Auto response from Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:34:53 PM): be right baaaack

me (11:34:55 PM): no

me (11:35:00 PM): MAGDA!

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie returned at 11:36:55 PM.

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:37:57 PM): cut my wrists and black my eyes

me (11:38:16 PM): will do

me (11:38:21 PM): b there soon

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:38:23 PM): yes..

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:38:26 PM): its heck now

me (11:38:46 PM): HECK!

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:43:51 PM): its..nto..anymore..

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:43:57 PM): NUHTOW

me (11:44:20 PM): haha

me (11:44:23 PM): who's this?

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:45:21 PM): not heck.

me (11:45:28 PM): well then

me (11:45:31 PM): i bbl

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (11:45:44 PM): oh..fine..thanks a ton.

me (12:40:15 AM): no problem hunny bun

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (12:40:22 AM): ooh..i like honey buns..

me (12:40:41 AM): i don't even know the last time i had one..

me (12:40:45 AM): PRETZELS!

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (12:41:59 AM): PICKLES

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (12:42:12 AM): HE SPELLED PICKLES AND ZUCCHINI

me (12:42:20 AM): I CAN'T WAIT TO GO BACK TO JAIL!

me (12:42:25 AM): wow...

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (12:44:47 AM): me neither..yo

me (12:44:56 AM): totally... bo

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (12:47:38 AM): bwhoaaaa

me (12:48:08 AM): hey...

me (12:48:12 AM): is this adriann

Adriann/Junior/Ebbie (12:48:15 AM): it isssss

(for your comfort, heck is in purple, and junior's in blue)

and guess who i saw in her staff shirt today at school. yeah. tara. hahahahahaha... (as tapdances off stage)
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