the perk of being a wage slave in hollywood?

[9mm_psychology]

so, in the midst of a hectic day (and just being dog-tired), who do you think should waltz into my humble little coffee shop for a ever so trendy soy chai latte, being mobbed by paparrazzi (one of whom almost ate shit failing to navigate the curb)?

thats right!!!

Paris fucking Hilton!!

you can tell i was impressed...?

Comments

[soliton]

You could have cashed in your 15 minutes of fame right there by splashing her with some hot coffee, then posing/mugging for the cameras.

[doommonkey]

Someone should have pissed in her drink, but she probably actually likes urine.