[Private to Wonderland/Mirrorland Royalty]
I'm done moving in. If you're interested, I've put pictures below. The furniture came with and I'm seeing what I can do about it.
Anne, Toby, thank you for letting me stay with you. Scott, Mr. Bumbles is alive and no more blind or retarded than before, so well done. Everyone is invited over for ...なんっていう, warming the house(?). It's tradition so there'll be soba and sake. The guest list is you because I'm smart enough to split everyone up into small groups so don't pussy out because you don't want to deal with some random fucktard you don't know. Because you won't. At least, none you don't know.
I've had a long week. I intend to get completely drunk. Therefore you as guests are permitted to be even more drunk. Toby has no liver so he'll be good but the rest of you may want to bring something extra. There's a couch and extra bed so public drunkenness isn't an issue.
[Private to May and Kilroy.]
Tell me when you're back in the city. I've finished moving and you two are coming over. May can't wear a bag as anything but an accessory. There will be soba and sake and getting drunk, all traditional. There's an extra bed so you don't have to go home drunk unless you're very fond of it. Bring other people if you want as long as I don't hate them. Lots of things here are white, blood stains badly, etc etc. There are pictures (the apartment, not blood). It's very plain. I'm working on it.
[Private to all of the above.]
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Nava. Nava! You buy groceries, don't you? I need some. Of the Asian variety. If you get them you can eat the final product. May is cooking so it will be safe.