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[9timestheliar]

[Ninetails has woken up in her new strange human dwelling and is not pleased at all, so she's tearing through the house trying to get out. And not. Really dwelling on why she's comparatively tiny and weak and can see with both eyes again as CLEARLY all of that is some horrible mistake that will go away if she ignores it. Yeah

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[pooka_prince]

O-Oh dear. Er... Are you a "pet" as well, miss?

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[9timestheliar]

[oops wrong thing to say there, bro]

...Pet? Pet?! I AM NO MORTAL'S PET!

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[9timestheliar]

[BRB BREAKING STUFF]

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[9timestheliar]

[okay back and sort of out of breath as well as extra-snarly]

Who are you. What do you know of this foul place, this den of humans and their foolish ways?

[magique_bonbon]

[Conclusion drawn by Coquelicot: either the person on the other end doesn't know what a phone is or she's actively being attacked by some kind of mecha.]

... um... hello? What's going on?

[9timestheliar]

[Conclusion drawn by Ninetails: omg there are so many ghosts in this stupid thing]

Aha! Another spirit resides in this object? The great Ninetails has been investigating you and your brethren, unseen voice. That is what is conspiring - now cooperate! What mortal shell did you once cling to, and how did you come to be here from your native land? What despicable force has uprooted both ruler and wisp alike?

[magique_bonbon]

[W-well. From her experience, only demons or really, really strange people speak like this. ... she's assuming the best for now.]

Sure, I can answer your questions, but... I think you've got the wrong idea. I'm not a spirit!

[9timestheliar]

[...SOB BOTH APPLY HERE, DON'T THEY. what a moe child she's stumbled across ffff]

Then how are you speaking to me when you are not visible to my eye- to my eyes? Pft, don't tell me there's any truth to these allegations I have heard about so-called "phones".

[finalorder]

No, no, that's a phone. I think that's what they call it.

[9timestheliar]

Phone. What an unnatural word. I don't believe it! - you are too uncertain.

[lordmaximoff]

This is a telephone. Daydwellers use it to contact each other through long distances.

And I'm sure that will only be the first of many questions you have about your new living situation.

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[9timestheliar]

Inadequate! You claim to tell me the what and the why, now claim to know the how as well. Unless your tongue is false and your words but lies - a quality I can admire in different times.

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[9timestheliar]

....You overstep yourself. No human home can or ever will hold me.

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[lordmaximoff]

I do not pretend to know how human machinery operates. It has something to do with electricity and wires, but the ones here do not work as normal phones. They may very well be magical.

Given your relative unfamiliarity with such a device I take it you are from a world where such things are not commonplace.

[bell_bound]

The technology is human, and designed for human hands. I suppose you are not human?

[9timestheliar]

Far, far above such creatures, yes.

[bell_bound]

Here, I doubt it.

[9timestheliar]

The illusions and lies of this place negate nothing. But that is irrelevant - shall I assume that you are inhuman as well? And if so....is your nature demonic or divine?