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[9timestheliar]

[ Hello, Mayfield! Do some of you dislike a certain one-eyed, crazy fox? Did you ever wanted her to just disappear? If so, then it's your lucky day, because Ninetails seems to have up and done just that. Nothing so tame as mere droning for this bitch - she's simply gone.

Instead, you might come across this newcomer, who can be found wandering

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[thunder_striker]

[What the hell who is this random FOXY lady? She's too old to possibly be another new daughter, right?]

Excuse me, can I help you?

[9timestheliar]

[who are you calling old you stupidhead I MEAN, d-don't you have better manners than to sneak up on a lady inspecting your couch]

...Oh! Oh goodness, you startled me.

[thunder_striker]

I'm sorry. I don't think I know you.

[9timestheliar]

Consider the feeling mutual, miss. My name is Rao and....and I don't know where I am. I suddenly woke up here, in this strange house, surrounded by these unfamiliar contraptions.

[is_an_island]

Pardon me.

[9timestheliar]

[oh look, it's the scone assassin. Contempt flashes across her face for an instant before being replaced by a sweet, disarming smile.]

Ah, yes? Can I help you, good sir?

[is_an_island]

Right, you can.

Well, I mean--if you have the time.

[9timestheliar]

Certainly! I always have time to spare for those who have need of me.

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[rock_breeder]

....!

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[rock_breeder]

W-well hi there, miss! A-are you new here? I'd be glad to show your twins around town, if you'd like!

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[9timestheliar]

[Kyohoho, she's heard that line before. Luxurious streeeetch.]

Ahh, that's better~ Oh, hello! Yes, I am afraid I am indeed new here....wherever "here" is. My name is Rao, you see, and I would love to take you up on that kind offer, Mr....?

[rock_breeder]

B-Brock, Miss Rao...but you can call me anything you'd like. <3

Ah, this town's called Mayfield. It's kind of a wierd place, but it's got beauties like you that make it all worthwhile~

[patchworksanity]

...You're...Ninetails, right? Did you used to look differ...no, of course not. That would be crazy. Nothing crazy ever happens in our fine little town.

[9timestheliar]

[Rage and something that's almost fear briefly flash across her face before she manages to compose herself. She is admittedly a touch rusty at this disguise, but to be suspected so quickly......unacceptable.]

S-Surely you can think of a better way to greet a woman, dear sir, than to compare her to a legendary creature of old....

[patchworksanity]

Legendary creature? Whatever are you talking about?

*he blinks, looking confused, something in his brain not quite registering*

...why would you be their pet...you are human, right?

[9timestheliar]

You mentioned Ninetails, yes? That is the name of a perilous monster from my home. I am a mere priestess - my name is Rao.

I don't understand what you mean by "pet", but I can assure you I'm no beast.

[bane_of_reisen]

*Tewi is hoping along with her bunnies when she spots you*

Hey there. New here huh? I'm with the bunny scouts, and I have just the item to help with those... assets of yours.

[9timestheliar]

[smiles at the bunnies, imagining them being EATEN]

Assets-? Bunny scouts, you say? Ahahaha, that's adorable! How did you manage to tame them?

[bane_of_reisen]

I am their leader. They choose to follow me, because I am so awesome.

[9timestheliar]

And because you give them plenty of food as well, hmmm?