APRIL FOOL'S / 4TH WALL DAY

[9timestheliar]

Cease your wailing din, tool of man, I shall not tolerate it any longer!

[.......ring~]

LET THE DEMON LORD OF DARKNESS SHOW YOU JUST HOW SHE REPAYS SUCH INSOLENCE-

[and lo! your ears are alive with the sounds of plastic being furiously gnawed]

Comments

[it_is_resolve]

Non, I think not, ma chéri! I do think Yami is in no shape to be repaying anyone anything--no shape at all.

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[9timestheliar]

My master is the Emperor of Darkness, worthless scum-!

[9timestheliar]

...scum who dare to speak of the exalted Yami in such tones, to their own great risk.

[it_is_resolve]

--Ah! My apologies! You are quite right, quite right!

It's never proper etiquette to speak ill of the recently deceased! I meant no disrespect, my grumpy foxy acquaintance.

[forsawyouhere]

... How very strange.

1/I DON'T EVEN KNOW

[9timestheliar]

Strange? [chew chew] What will be strange is the- [chew chew] -new shape my jaws will warp you- [chew chew] -into when I am done with you- [chew chew] -filthy mortal plaything-

2/???

[9timestheliar]

And furthermore-

3/???

[9timestheliar]

[....wait

wait]

[flare_blitz]

Ninetales, nine!

[9timestheliar]

....Why are you gibbering my name?

[flare_blitz]

Nine? Ninetales ninetales. [Name? It's my name too.]

[9timestheliar]

I am Ninetails, not you...whatever lowly beast of burden you are.

[iobjectholdit]

... Would it not... be Demon Lady?

[9timestheliar]

Deities do not oft quibble over such meaningless things as gender.

[border_phantasm]

It seems someone doesn't know her place.

[9timestheliar]

Nay. I am well aware of the high rank afforded to me.

[border_phantasm]

It is the persistent belief of lower creatures to think they are high.