there's an LJ app. its probably beat for everyone that this wasnt around when I actually used ok because I already posted a brazilian times a day. could you even imagine if it were this accessible??? holyshit

Young and full of running ( Read more... )

I just came back from a blind lunch date with a young, jew-fro, donny osmond. You're welcome, America. He was pretty funny, though. Had that going for him - until he said something along the lines of being a cubs fan was a lot like being a red sox fan until the sox turned into the yankees. If there was a "dump" button, I'd have hit it. Think I'm ( Read more... )

I'm so excited for the new John Mayer album - and Them Crooked Vultures. I keep getting emails about streaming them both but I can't do it. I want to feel the magic that there used to be when you actually opened up your cd for the first time and listened to it the way it was meant to be heard. I've heard a single or two, but I'm done until the 17th ( Read more... )

Watch out world...because here comes single Mer. It's weird to have dates lined up again. It's even weirder because I've known half of these people for awhile and they all started coming out of the woodwork recently. It's like I must have somehow turned on an "open for business" light that wasn't on before. I hope it's understood that only my ( Read more... )

Only I would get asked on a date 2 minutes after a dude tells me he thinks pregnant women are super hot and has an affinity for breast milk - and was then upset when I let him know if he got me pregnant I wouldn't let him have any of mine.

That's caliber. So glad I'm single again. Really.

Shootmenow.

the thought of his lips touching anyone else is literally making me sick to my stomach.

It seems Septembers are really shitty for my love life.

In the spirit of being green, I'll just recycle the entry from the last time my heart was broken. I've been dealing essentially the same way.

sucks

I had a "read old LJ entries and reflect" night tonight ( Read more... )

I'm not dead - but I am late for trivia at the bar because the sox started wicked late and i miss too many of these games to be paying what I do to have them at home ( Read more... )