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Witty Wednesday.. a day late
It's a day late, but at least I'm posting! :P ( Read more... ) -
A Joke
I was looking through my friends page and saw the last entry in here, and it reminded me of a joke I got in an email the other day. I figured I would go ahead and post it here, since the moderator wants us to participate more. - Holly
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Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose ( Read more... ) -
Witty Wednesday
The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five ( Read more... ) -
Witty Wednesday
"The Obedient Wife"
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife... "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife ( Read more... ) -
FRIDAY FIVE!!
1. What kinds of plants are your favourites to see in a garden?
2. What is the strongest craving you get?
3. If you could have the ORIGINAL of anything, what would it be?
4. What do you have cluttering your life that you could easily give away?
5. And on a similar note, what do you need at this moment to improve your life? -
Witty Wednesday
Hope that everyone's having a good week. Here's a "dirty" joke! ~Nadine (moderator)
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The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the ( Read more... ) -
Witty Wednesday
A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and ( Read more... ) -
Submission Sunday
Some of you are probably recovering from some rockin' Cinco de Mayo festivities. With that in mind, I thought it would be fun for people to submit their favorite or funniest party pictures (from any party you've been to).
