moving journals.
For now on this will be my private one. I'm deleting everyone and will comment your f/o if I want to stay friends on here. I guess this is my version of a friends cut. I'm sorry if I don't ask to be readded! I just didn't feel a click or whatever. Some of you I love but you haven't updated in forevs so I am just clearing out my ( Read more... )

Dear tons of random ass people (who already have a billion friends) adding me,
I AM NOT HUGH HEFNER! It's called a username. I will not be inviting you to the Mansion and I will not feature your girlfriend's saggy ass in my iconic Playboy magazine. I prefer dark hair over blondes and would really get tired of wearing the same style of robe all the ( Read more... )

You broke my heart, Crystal. This is what I get for only dating blondes.

Love,
hughhefner

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