I missed my boy's birthday party! I'm a fucking awful saviour. I should my own damn self up on the cross. I'm sorry lilylazer. I'll make it up to you. Fo sheezy.

Yo dawgs. Some crazy shit just happened. I found out that I'm Alan fucking Cumming.


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Y'all bitches is crazy. How come no one's recced a brother into mbp yet? Eternal damnation for you fuckaz.

Peace.

This was not at all stolen from the Fresh Prince theme...

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All right, In honor of the newly trendy awards, I'm holding my own. There is but one category: Worst Awards "Show"

E-mail nominations to jesuslaughsatyou@aol.com

Damn, I can't stand fuckin' clones. jersey__wood can suck on mah nuts, that fucka. She best back up offa my turf, for reelz.

Dad damn the rekkid execs be wastin' my flava. Tryin ta keep a nigga down. We'll see who has the last laff. For serious.

What up my dawgs? I've been one busy deity these days. Yesterday was the Pope's birthday, and you know how Popey monopolizes your time. At church yesterday I was making funny faces behind his back. Man, was that amusing. I'm a little too far behind on my comments to catch up, so sorry if you don't get an answer. I did add the recommended people to must_be_holy ( Read more... )

All these haterz about can suck it. Back in the day, I had to be good and pure. Without sin. Turn the other cheek. Nowadays I'm back, and the only time I'm gonna turn the other cheek is to make sure you properly KISS MAH ASS! I'm not above a smiting, but I think I'd rather just bust out my gat and settle it old skool. Send yo ass straight to hell.

This song is off the chain, yo!