Ok,so youv'e had a week off college so far and on arriving on the final weekend, youv'e finally decided its time to do that biology coursework on genetic engineering, youv'e been "oh so dreading ( Read more... )

Today  i went to croydon...oh the joys of it. Chav central...

A small patch of greenery can be found, “park hill park”, inhabited by an increasingly growing ‘chav’ population, who are often found intimating elderly people innocently walking their dogs, or mugging unsuspecting pre-teens taking a short-cut through what can only be assumed to be a ( Read more... )

I was reminded of my live journal after seeing Lucy's myspace campaign.
Talking of which all you myspace virgins, join here!. Reasons for which you should join myspace...

1) Full of naked pictures and lesbian porn videos

Ok so that was a lie, but if you drink several shots of tequila, close your right eye and squint with you left, then ellie sometimes ( Read more... )

Iv'e forgotton what im doing here....
Today i decided to gather together every ounce of strength inside me and make the long trek to my friends house on the otherside of coulsdon...now when i was 9yrs old, with more energy than a dog on ecstasy..i frequently made such journeys without a thought towards the detrimental effects exercise has on your ( Read more... )

please may i have the attention of the class....today's assignment lick some ass!!!

NEWS FLASH...NEWS FLASH...It has been confirmed that Jax failed to seduce her man in Hyde Park! I am disappointed....ashamed even to be informed that Jax failed to take notice of my words of wisdom...Hyde Park...the perfect destination, hand selected from a number ( Read more... )

um i find you very attractive...would you go to bed with me?...
So it is the beginning of the end...we are planning our end of GCSE party...am i sad, u ask? ....FUCK NO!...So over the last few days we (that’s me, bernice and ellie) have been gathering the greatest old school songs of all time together…so we can party like never b4….thats right ( Read more... )

I beg to differ on the contrary, I agree with every word that you say
It has been suggested in recent years that the gcse examinations have been getting easier...i disagree infact they have been getting funnier...after attempting to contain my laughter in the history exam when bernice did our infamous sign language across the hall...i was faced ( Read more... )

B-I-Oh-'ell-Oh-Gee-Why....its just biology!!!
So today...the alarm went off at 8...and i thought "fuck that" and went back to sleep...only to be woken again at 9 by billybillybumbum (my cat)...wretching and being sick all over the floor...turns out he ate another one of my sisters bra's (its an addiciton i know- thats about the 11th one)...neway he ( Read more... )

The hitch hikers guide to london...
ok so today was spent idly lieing on the big pink fluffy beanbag whilst talking on msn....so in my mums words "how the fuck do you amuse yourself for that length of time talking to virtual ppl"...well number one THERE NOT VIRTUAL...there my close friends...most of them are my close freinds...ok only some of them ( Read more... )

Can I introduce you please, to a lump of Cheddar Cheese?...

heya...it's strange isnt it the less i do, the more bored i become, the larger desire i have to write in here and yet consequentially...i have nothing to write about ( Read more... )