.... ZZZZ.....ZZ...Z.... *ROLLS OUT OF HIS BED AND LANDS WITH A THUD ON THE FLOOR.*

... OI... *CRAWLS BACK INTO BED AND SNUGGLES INTO THE SHEETS.*

X)....

........ ._O

.... O_O;;

*GRABS HIS FACE.* .......... *GETS THE MOST HORRIFIED EXPRESSION EVER, AND HIS MOUTH FALLS OPEN IN A SCREAM THAT SOUNDS LIKE TIMMY TURNER'S DAD*

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*RECLINES ON HIS SOFA AND PUTS HIS FEET UP ON THE BACK OF ONE OF HIS SERVANTS.*

HEY LADIES, I JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE MY PARENTS DON'T KNOW ABOUT.

I HAVE A ROOM OF CHOCOLATE, A BASEMENT OF SEVERAL ICE CREAM AND COFFEE CHAINS AND A BED THE SIZE OF CANADA.

FEEL FREE TO STOP BY. ;D

*NINJAS ALONG THE SHADOWS IN THE UPPER SCALE NEIGHBORHOODS OF THE NORTHERN WATER TRIBE, SEARCHING FOR HIS ASSASSINATION TARGET.* >B|